Tugger

Hey! Who snitched and got my Firwof interpretation post removed? I was quite proud of that.

What the hell happened here. We at Los Pollos Hermanos haven’t even made a comment yet. Let me clear up a few misconceptions, then I’m dipping. 1. At no time did Dusty or anyone else attempt to poach from WH. I don’t even know where that idea originated. 2. We aren’t actually this hyperbolic pack of malicious criminals that we’ve been increasingly portrayed as with each additional comment. 3. We don’t care about this nearly as much as everyone else does for some reason. 4. Who cares about upvotes? (Not a misconception, just genuinely confusing) 5. Hitting an alliance 65 ranks below you while their protector is occupied in war, over an event involving one leader, which occurred from two months ago, is cowardly. The initial CB was weak at best, and they’ve now been compounding unrelated reasons after the fact, many of which aren’t even true. 6. Pancakes are better than waffles. 7. We don’t deny the SMC bank ordeal, however, there were more factors at play in that story. It isn’t as black and white as it appears. 8. I refuse to elaborate any further, because I don’t want to. Let this war wrap up and move on. 9. This last one is a pet peeve of mine. Check the damn alliance page before you start calling Los Pollos Hermanos “Dusty’s alliance.” We’re co-leaders. It’s very easy to find that out. Give me some credit where credit is due. 10. This do not matter. Any response invoking me to reply will be met with a handcrafted, top-of-the-line, certified grade-A shitpost.

Oceania doesn’t exist. Oceania has never existed. 😪

We said from the start that we were not going to participate in this war. This was communicated to TKR before the war even began. As Cooper said, no need for politicization.

On this day, precisely one year ago, an alliance by the name of Oceania was formed by two men, and some pocket change. Unlike most alliances nowadays, we decided not to declare existence 2.5 milliseconds after forming. Since then, Oceania has become a tight-knit community full of unique and friendly members. Since the start, and along the way, we have made enemies and allies alike. At this time, Oceania would like to thank those that have stuck by our side over the past year: TKR: You guys have been the best protectors and friends we could ask for. You have stuck by us through all of our highs and lows, and never demanded a thing from us besides loyalty and respect. Both of these you have earned in droves. Thank you all ❤️. The Imperium/The Order: Though we may not have communicated very often during the days of The Imperium, I feel our relationship has developed in a very lovely way now as The Order. Thank you guys for being solid, caring allies all the while. Chocolate Castle: Though our relationship may have been somewhat tumultuous at times, you guys have been with us as a fellow TKR protectorate for a year now. Thank you all for the support you have given us, and the good times we have shared thus far; may we have many more in the times to come. Name Withheld: [REDACTED] ❤️ Additional thanks to any ally that I didn’t directly name. Also, thanks to any enemies, and/or those that perceive us as enemies, for making our jobs interesting. Edit: Please for the love of god stop thinking our theme is “the Ocean.” There is a vocal minority of people that believe this and it drives me crazy. We are based upon the book “1984” by George Orwell. You know, only one of the most well known books of all time. I swear some of you guys are illiterate or something, smh. TLDR; Oceania declares existence after 1 year.

On this day, April 1st, Eastasia declares its existence, as well as a state of perpetual war with Oceania and Eurasia. Our agents have been working tirelessly to undermine Oceania for nearly a year now. Tugger Goldstein has decided that now is the time to take official action. Death will soon come to Oceania and Eurasia! https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8391 https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=7527 https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=8313

Godspeed. We’ll always have the memes. 😪

I guess it’s a good thing we’ve been preemptively raiding None since May 2020. Surely they must be close to surrender 🤞.

The bad men are gone

TAITH TO THE FLOOR!

Oceania and I have forgiven you for a long time buddy. I am very proud of the progress you have made as a person in the short time I’ve known you. In hindsight, I wish we had more time with you in Oceania. Removing you was, and probably will always be, the biggest regret I’ve had in this game. Feel free to dm me whenever you want. Adios and farewell compadre.

Godspeed Nokia, Godspeed.