Mikey Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Plain Text (written by Zodiac) Prom Dates- A Zodiac and SK production Valdaroth sat alone morbidly. It was approaching prom, and he simply didn't know who to go with. He didn't know what to wear. He didn't even know what his friends were doing. Like always, Valdaroth had no idea what was going on. Wasn't Mikey supposed to deal with this for him? Lost in thought, Valdaroth didn't hear Thomas approach. “Here again Valdy?†Valdaroth looked up startled, then shrugged. “Just thinking. Who are you going to prom with?†Thomas looked very pleased with himself. “Squeegee. You?†Valdaroth sighed. “I don't know. Mikey was meant to help me organise it, but he hasn't replied to my letters and I can't contact him in any other way.†Thomas pulled a face. “Well he probably can't read your handwriting. It's totally illegible, just ask insert name here.†Valdaroth frowned. “Who?†Thomas chuckled. “I’ll explain another time.†Article 1: Wanna hang out first? The Seven Kingdoms and Zodiac come together in this signing and are henceforth throughout the document known as the signatories. “What is everyone else doing for prom?†Valdaroth was curious. Thomas thought for a moment. “I don't think Arkiri is going. Something about 20 pounds of horse adrenaline and gains being better. Clover asked Bezzers if he could kill him off so I guess he's dead and Arkiri will be joining him pretty soon, and the writer was too lazy to think of excuses for anyone else. Think Bezzers and Goomy are going together. Aerys is free though.†Valdaroth shot up straight. “Really?†Article 2: You’ll win prom queen or I’ll die trying The signatories agree that should either of them come under threat of losing the title of prom king/queen, the other must help them to defend themselves. If the threat isn't serious or the signatory under attack doesn't feel involvement is required, they can ask the other to remain neutral and watch them kick ass from the sidelines, making defense optional. “You called?†Valdaroth turned, his gut clenched. It was Aerys. He immediately blushed, and Thomas smirked knowingly. Behind Aerys was Squeegee. It was a setup! Article 3: So we better match outfits huh? The signatories agree to disclose, in a timely manner, any information regarding outfit, theme or colour schemes that will help the other signatory not look like a fool upon arrival. Aerys stood there, looking confused. Then he saw Thomas, and looked back accusingly at Squeegee, who was staring at Valdaroth pleadingly. ‘Please don't hurt me’ he was mouthing. Then he turned to Valdaroth nervously, his cheerful demeanour way more serious. Slack hadn't prepared him for this. Article 4: I gotta help a bro find a date, let's catch up later The signatories agree that should either of their bros come under assault for their outfit and they step in to defend, if they come under assault too because of it the other signatory can watch and laugh as punch gets thrown at their partner, if they want to. Valdaroth opened his mouth. He paused, then blurted out “Bezzersisrunningoutofarticlesandwantstobedramaticsowillyougotothepromwithme?†Aerys stared at him. His fingers itched to type a command out, but no slack bot would answer this question for him. He took a breath… Article 5: This was fun, but was it just a one time thing? The signatories agree that should either of them want to drop out, they should inform the other 72 hours before they cancel their prom ticket so the other signatory can look for a new date (or go alone and eat a bucket of ice-cream to drown their sorrows) “Yes†was the simple answer that tumbled from Aerys’ mouth. Valdaroth beamed and breathed it to reply when “Alright I’m out of articles, call it a day, break it up, blah blah come on shoo.†Bezzers appeared between them, Goomy in tow. “You know how painful it was to write a prom theme? We could have had Chinese dragons, cheap Chinese manufacturing jokes, anything! Seriously, go!†tl:dr SK and Ted Cruz sign an ncMDP 1 Quote Archduke Tyrell, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, Warden of the South, Breaker of Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhuto Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 good good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tali Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 EWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopeless Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Very cute, congrats you two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 You picked a great day to announce this 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 You picked a great day to announce this Is it real? Is it unreal? Much like the number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, the world will never know. Quote Archduke Tyrell, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, Warden of the South, Breaker of Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Hawk Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Is it real? Is it unreal? Much like the number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, the world will never know. It's obviously a joke. The handwriting is partially legible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 It's obviously a joke. The handwriting is partially legible. It's literally just scribbles. There are Japanese characters in it at the bottom. It's not legible at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Holden Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Could use a better font, unless that is what you are going for. It is also nice to see friendships, good luck to the both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkiri Arch Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Who is SK? Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Targaryen Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 What's going on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 (edited) The Westerosi Republic announces its intention to continue honoring this and other treaties signed by the Royalist Scum until further review can be taken. Could use a better font, unless that is what you are going for. It is also nice to see friendships, good luck to the both of you. Eh its what the people demand. Personally I miss the medieval fonts. Edited April 1, 2017 by Mikey Quote Archduke Tyrell, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach, Warden of the South, Breaker of Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I don't know what to believe anymore. I'm just going to re-add TEst and add an ODoAP with every alliance. >_> 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I don't know what to believe anymore. I'm just going to re-add TEst and add an ODoAP with every alliance. >_> do it no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 Is it real? Is it unreal? Much like the number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop, the world will never know. I can't read this one but I can sort of read the one about Oliver Cromwell Yugi, so the treaty is real and the revolution is still being plotted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 What how did this even happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khorne Posted April 1, 2017 Share Posted April 1, 2017 I don't know what to believe anymore. I'm just going to re-add TEst and add an ODoAP with every alliance. >_> Do it. Quote "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~ Prefontaine Pure Gold, ~KT chat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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