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Status Updates posted by Aksel

  1. I'm late, but now that downvotes are back - I'll be downvoting everyone even if I laugh or enjoy your post. Thank you.

    1. Arawra

      Arawra

      I'm here to collect your taxes, you owe one downvote.

    2. Tartarus

      Tartarus

      Just wondering, when?

  2. Are you or a member of your family affected by the riots (not protestors) in the USA? Hit me up.

    1. Alex

      Alex

      I lived in Minneapolis for 4 years - at least a few of the places I used to go to regularly have been looted / burnt down.

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Alex I'm sorry to hear that - Dallas/Forth Worth have been getting looted for the past couple days and back home in Albany, NY - businesses and fires started. We host a show focused on my RL stuff bi-weekly and we were looking for people that wanted to talk about it, it's focused on destressing within the community and just getting it out in the open for dialogue. If you're willing to come along, let me know - ik you have other engagements and a life too. :P

    3. Aqua-Corpsman

      Aqua-Corpsman

      Ahem...uh...Max, did you hear about the cops killed in Schenectady? Luckily I live in a pretty chill area but the Capital Region is in shambles. Albany Med got attacked, and set ablaze. 

      That's your update for what's happening at home. 

  3. Another dimension
    Another dimension
    Another dimension

    1. HARPER.txt

      HARPER.txt

      I'm not paying attention

  4. hey, come get y'all juice!

  5. Tektonik show starting in just a few!
    https://discord.gg/CgtgVz5

  6. I am doing a thing, who's with me?

    1. hope

      hope

      yes do the thang yas kweeeeeeeeen

    2. Pasky Darkfire
  7. When you're in love with the person who posted below. ❤️

    1. Aqua-Corpsman

      Aqua-Corpsman

      Dawww thanks Max ^-^

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Corpsmanyou were not below my post. Shifty was. You lose. You get nothing. Good day sir.

    3. Aqua-Corpsman
  8. Max 05:30 - He who reads this status is cured of Covid19.

    1. Vemek

      Vemek

      Are these bible verses or time stamps 🤔

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Bacchus These are readings from the book of Max.

      Max 03:21 - He who questions the verse, goes home in a hearse.

  9. As I go through my day People always ask me about Politics & War, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Politics & War. I do very will with Politics & War. I love Politics & War. no one loves Politics & War more than me, believe me. Politics & War loves me. We're going to have so many Politics and so many Wars you are going to get sick of Politics & War. The Politics & War game just got 10 feet higher, I have the best Politics & War. Trust me.

  10. Max 1:31 - have you ever put on a dress and slapped your grandma with a canoe?

  11. For a limited time, time is now limited! Get time off during your day, days are now only 18 hours! Act fast, offer ends tonight - remember limited time! Tonight's time is different from yesterday and tomorrow night's time due to limited time offer.

    1. Arawra

      Arawra

      Can I get a refund?

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Hime-sama we have no time for refunds!

    3. Aqua-Corpsman

      Aqua-Corpsman

      I lost brain cells reading that ._.

  12. I'm back! But if you didn't know I left, that just means I'm still irrelevant, and being irrelevant is OK. My mom said so.

    1. Chapsie

      Chapsie

      It's all good. I've been back and am also irrelevant. We can be irrelevant together.

    2. hope

      hope

      max u are loved

      granted now that i cant get clout off ur name i love u less but i still love u a little bit, just not as much

    3. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Chapsielets sing on discord like the old days. 
       

      @slayyyter who even is you are?

  13. Been Far? Decided to Use? Look More Like! It's just common sense! Call 985-655-2500 - When you decide far even once to use and go want, then get really far even as decided to use and look more like and go after. Apply today!

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    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      @Corpsman I honestly do not know where it goes to.

    3. Aqua-Corpsman

      Aqua-Corpsman

      I'll tell you. One min.

    4. Aqua-Corpsman

      Aqua-Corpsman

      Nothing, it's a dud. Damn it I was ready to do a "sweepstakes" lmao.

  14. I've got a secret.

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    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      I know the song, I know the lyrics, I have it on a few playlists for travel, but this secret is not related tot hat song.

    3. Aqua-Corpsman
    4. Aksel

      Aksel

      Of course you are @Corpsman

  15. Like this if you ever had to go pooop really bad but you were in a walmart so you are like omg I have to use the public restroom so you go into the restroom and someone is in the smaller stall and you take the bigger one and there is no lock on it and you're like whatever I'm going to poop my pants so you go in and you are doing your business and then you hear people coming in and out and you're like whatever bc going to the bathroom doesn't really bother you if you're in public so you're just scrolling on your phone on whatever app and letting it all go and then yous see feet at the stall door and then the door opens and there is a giant guy standing there in crocs staring at you and you look up from your phone and make eye contact and he's like omg i'm so sorry and you're like nah its fine man i'm just pooping and he just is like i'm so sorry and you're like its good and go back to scrolling on your phone and he's locked in some shock moment and then 30 seconds later he says sorry again and closes the door. Like this if you had that happen to you.

    1. Thalmor

      Thalmor

      I hate using public restrooms- especially a Wal-Mart one. I would go before I left home or something. I only use public restrooms in unavoidable emergencies and I take steps to avoid being in situations like this to begin with.

      There are some problems that the only solution to is to just not get into those problems to begin with. This is one of those problems.

    2. Rimski

      Rimski

      Was the person Big Chungus lmaoo yeets boys he had some nice yeezy crockerinos, thats lit a f - i hope reddit burns down but nice story when you pass the blood, Max, im sure the grandchildren will love it

    3. Aksel

      Aksel

      Hahaha he was a hefty man. And to be clear - I don’t seek out public restrooms it’s kinda like if you gotta go you gotta go scenarios? Thalmor seems like he tries too hard - but a lot of people haven’t entered into the nofrickzone where it is what it is. ?

  16. Sermon Takeover: you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day. You teach him to a fish, to fish you give him you give him and no no no

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    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      For y'all:

       

    3. Aqua-Corpsman

      Aqua-Corpsman

      That just got a whole lot funnier.

    4. Aksel

      Aksel

      tOLD YOU ITS GREAT

  17. Reminder: Wash your finners.

  18. This just in, revolt in tE with many members joining the Pika Party.

  19. goo goo g'joob

  20. Hope is a garbage bag.

    1. hope

      hope

      i can neither confirm nor deny

    2. Aksel

      Aksel

      I love you still @hope

  21. Yeah bad are about alliances and for nazis to be bad but what For the are people can for the copy to past and then in for Meryl Chrysanthemums

  22. i can't believe hope can't believe that the most arrogant self-centered pnw player is really trying to do something.

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    2. hope

      hope

      max for once you werent the most arrogant and self-centered person in this game ;)

    3. Aksel

      Aksel

      I need to work harder

    4. HARPER.txt
  23. Person below me is a butt.

    1. Maelstrom Vortex

      Maelstrom Vortex

      Biggest one there is I assure you.

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