Horsecock

The world truly does revolve around KKKomsokenny!

And on the 7th day, God created KT. And he saw that it was good. And God said unto KT: "None of Orbis shall ever know peace from you." And it was so. God works in mysterious ways. While it is always sad to see people failing to understand KT's purpose and motives, it is nevertheless expected. And it is always entertaining to see the speculation and panic of the people who least understand us. Is KT so scary and unpredictable that all of PnW should live in perpetual fear of us? Perhaps. Of course the very people who are most obsessed with forcing their bigoted OOC politics upon this game are also the same who expect everyone else to do likewise. A thief believes everybody steals. KT never has and never will be governed by such petty motives. You already knew that. This is neither the thread, the forum, nor even the game for that. This is a game of war. There are many people out there who want it to be a game of peaceful farming. KT has once again come to enlighten them. So now you're asking: WTF is our target? The answer is yes. Our target is WTF. tldr: KT declares war on WTF DEUS VULT!

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED Oh, out of range. Sorry. :sadyeet:

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No, this: Thanks @quorthon.

Nice cоck.

Signed for Knights Templar: Executive Grand Master: Denison Visionary Grand Master: Horsecock Grand Almoner: Dryad Grand Marshal: Barbarossa

I'm fully in favour of reducing RNG wherever possible.

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Hey @Krampus. I heard a rumor the other day about CTO paying KT to hit Oasis. I didn't think much of it more than a joke, but then I saw this come across today. I was curious to get your take on it.

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Condolences to all involved.

Will this work out better than last time you prophecised KT's demise? Warning: strong language.

Is it TITFAP who's out of the NAP then? Your paperspeak is confusing my simple brain.

You mean TI?

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war... wait, did I mix up my themes again? It's been almost a year since the KT we all know and love has been around to make our mark on this game which always turns out to be so boring without us. I'm sure we've been missed by many, while even more breathed a sigh of relief that we were gone. Not anymore! Did TITFAP decide to dogpile us because a single member raided them, or did they decide to dogpile us because TI's fragile ego couldn't handle being called a "shit bloated micro"? Doesn't much matter, the perfect outcome was achieved either way. So I'll skip all the e-lawyering that pixel/paper/peace enjoyers so love to do, and jump straight to expressing my sincere gratitude. Thanks to TITFAP, KT is officially out of the NAP! Rejoice and praise the Lord! Apparently TITFAP framed their DoW as a RoH, so I suppose a DoW is needed in order for the world to make sense again. KT hereby declares war on all of TITFAP, whoever that includes. Probably a lot of great targets. tldr: KT is back, enjoy the ride!

It's QueenMGate all over again!

It would need to increase (at least slightly) exponentially, or pixel huggers would have the same cumulative bounty over time as everyone else.

Incorrect.

I've been waiting for your first, for years.

Petition to increase the buy-in.

Welcome back, Cerberus?

It hurts me to say this after seeing t$ improve from utter dogshit to something resembling competence over the last year, but once again there is no way I can respect this gov lineup. Shiho and Justin, you guys can do better!