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Cobalt declared war against Joshua Granger's false Celestial Union to enforce our claim


to the name, our history, and our identity. Mere hours later, I am happy to report that this


matter has been resolved. The false entity has surrendered, and peace terms have been


agreed by both Cobalt and the government of the anti-Union. I'm running out of ways to


say they were using our name illegitimately. Anyway, here are the terms that have been


agreed to. They're lovely, if I do say so myself.


 


  1. Joshua sells all of his infra and land on or before May 6, 2015.
  2. Joshua sells all of his military on or before May 6, 2015.
  3. Joshua resigns as the leader of the Celestial Union, and appoints Ansom as the new leader on or before May 6, 2015
  4. Ansom renames the alliance to Valor of Ravens on or before June 1, 2015.
  5. Joshua formally and publicly recognizes Cobalt and its successors as the only legitimate entity to hold claim to the name Celestial Union. on or before May 6, 2015.
  6. Valor of Ravens (Celestial Union) pays $50 million in reparations to Cobalt by no later than June 1, 2015.
  7. Joshua agrees to not be a member of government of any alliance for the remainder of 2015.
    1. An exemption has been agreed to: that Joshua is permitted to have officer level permission and support/adviser only authority within Valor of Ravens.

  8. Cobalt will provide a limited level of protection over the new entity for the duration of these terms.
 

The above dates are in Game Time

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Formerly known as Grealind of Resvernas (28 October 2014-29 August 2017) and Greene of Japan (29 August 2017-28 Septmber 2017)

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I'm shocked that he would agree to terms like these. Would be better off just deleting and starting all over with those stipulations. 

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I would have demanded these all be met before peace was accepted...

Also, demanding Joshua to sell everything he's built is pretty harsh.

Yeah, but maybe if you spoke with him on irc or on skype you'd understand.

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I'm shocked that he would agree to terms like these. Would be better off just deleting and starting all over with those stipulations. 

Josh put money into this game so deleting himself and starting over wouldn't be something he'd do.

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I think it's pretty harsh to target Joshua so directly and to this extent

 

is it true you guys didn't even bother negotiating before declaring?

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I think it's pretty harsh to target Joshua so directly and to this extenet

I agree, but it's done. It's completely his fault tho, even if his punishment is "harsh." 

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I agree, but it's done. It's completely his fault tho, even if his punishment is "harsh." 

Extremely harsh. Though, I can easily agree all terms other than the first two are quite fine.

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So... for an alliance that size to pay 50 million in reps within idk 24-ish days right after you get the leader (in an alliance of 4) to sell all his infrastructure and land  :S that's also kinda harsh in my opinion. One or the other but not both :S but once again just my opinion I hope I don't offend anyone

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So... for an alliance that size to pay 50 million in reps after you get the leader to sell all his infrastructure within idk 24-ish days :S thats also kinda harsh in my opinion. One or the other but not both :S but once again just my opinion I hope I don't offend anyone

Honestly, these terms are so harsh that I can't even bring myself to feel bad for the guy who accepted them. He'd have to be an idiot to do so.

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Are they capable of actually paying 50 million in reps?

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01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port
01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you

01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt

 

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I'll be surprised if these terms are actually met.

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I think it's pretty harsh to target Joshua so directly and to this extent

 

is it true you guys didn't even bother negotiating before declaring?

He never asked.

 

Are they capable of actually paying 50 million in reps?

Very capable provided the shits from brotherhood stop attacking me.

 

Honestly, these terms are so harsh that I can't even bring myself to feel bad for the guy who accepted them. He'd have to be an idiot to do so.

You're one of the said shits attacking me right now preventing me from paying him.

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Honestly, these terms are so harsh that I can't even bring myself to feel bad for the guy who accepted them. He'd have to be an idiot to do so.

You'll get no argument from me

 

I think it's pretty harsh to target Joshua so directly and to this extent

 

is it true you guys didn't even bother negotiating before declaring?

we were hoping that if he had any problems he would address them in a professional manner, however that is not how it transpired.

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These terms are way too strong in my honest opinion. I guess you've got to kick a small child when you get the chance.

Joshua and I will be withdrawing ourselves from this conversation, please address all concerns to Grealind. 

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These terms are way too strong in my honest opinion. I guess you've got to kick a small child when you get the chance.

 

Sure does look that way

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I wouldn't accept. What's the point of deleting all infra and slots when you can cause damage while maintaining the slots. Fund your own nuke project. Go get em Josh

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