Guest Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) Preamble: Aw !@#$. Get your towels ready, its about to go down Everybody in the place hit the !@#$ deck. But stay on your mother !@#$ toes. We running this, lets go!. Article I. Can't Stop The... Boat. I'm on a boat !@#$ take a look at me. Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea. Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat. You can't stop me !@#$ cause I'm on a boat. Article II. We Rich... !@#$. Take a picture trick. I'm on a boat !@#$. We drinking Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I'm flippin' burgers you at Kinkos straight flippin copies. Article III. MADP Stuff I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and !@#$. The dolphins splashin gettin' everybody all wet. But this ain't Sea World. This as real as it gets. I'm on a boat !@#$ don't you ever forget. Article IV. #NukeAbbasAgain2015 I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan. I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo. If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh Article V. Get the !@#$ up, this boat is real!!@#$ land, I'm on a boat, !@#$!@#$ trees, I climb buoys, !@#$I'm on the deck with my boys, !@#$This boat engine make noise, !@#$ Hey ma, if you could see me nowArms spread wide on the starboard bowGonna fly this boat to the moon somehowLike Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Article VI. Cancellation - 48 HOURS Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat.It's a big blue watery roadPoseidon look at me, oh Never thought I'd see the dayWhen a big boat coming my wayBelieve me when I say, I !@#$ed a mermaid /s/ Rampage Carter0912 underlordgc Filthy Fifths Edited May 4, 2015 by Rampage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pubs Dignity Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 O/GEA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 o/FUCR B&H Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 We sail 'round the world and go port to port, everytime I !@#$ I produce a quart. 1 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRBOOTY Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) Congrats. Glad this is happening o/ I'm on a boat mother !@#$er don't you ever forget. Edited May 4, 2015 by MRBOOTY Quote MR BOOTY IN DA HOUSE http://i.imgur.com/R5WWAB1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atzuya Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Can someone translate this to legalese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 DOEs before hoes. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Wait.... So GEA is a real thing now? 1 Quote _________________________________________________________________ <Jroc> I heard \ is an anagram of cocaine<\> I can't be rearranged into a line, I already am a line. --Foxburo Wiki-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I know this isn't the right one, but some of the folks on my last ship made this. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf7AkSdJcD4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhammad Ali Bas Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 (edited) Preamble: Aw !@#$. Get your towels ready, its about to go down Everybody in the place hit the !@#$ deck. But stay on your mother !@#$ toes. We running this, lets go!. Article I. Can't Stop The... Boat. I'm on a boat !@#$ take a look at me. Straight floatin' on a boat on the deep blue sea. Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat. You can't stop me !@#$ cause I'm on a boat. Article II. We Rich... !@#$. Take a picture trick. I'm on a boat !@#$. We drinking Santana champ cause its so crisp. I got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies. I'm flippin' burgers you at Kinkos straight flippin copies. Article III. MADP Stuff I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and !@#$. The dolphins splashin gettin' everybody all wet. But this ain't Sea World. This as real as it gets. I'm on a boat !@#$ don't you ever forget. Article IV. #NukeAbbasAgain2015 I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and I got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan. I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo. If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh Article V. Get the !@#$ up, this boat is real! !@#$ land, I'm on a boat, !@#$ !@#$ trees, I climb buoys, !@#$ I'm on the deck with my boys, !@#$ This boat engine make noise, !@#$ Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Article VI. Cancellation - 48 HOURS Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat. It's a big blue watery road Poseidon look at me, oh Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say, I !@#$ed a mermaid /s/ Rampage Carter0912 underlordgc Filthy Fifths BUZZA ON DA BOAT ### Edited May 12, 2015 by Muhammad Ali Bas Quote The Federal Republic of India Muhammad Ali Bas's Presidency Office. "I Bow Thee, Mother." " Regional Power of Asia Become a Military ally of India today! Notify the president of India for more information. Internal and External Embassy of India http://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/5195-indian-embassy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Can someone translate this to legalese? I'm on a boat Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magicboyd25 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I'm on a boat Dont tip the boat over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Congrats to both happy parties but this reference is p dated, yo 2 Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I'm going to nuke under, brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm on the boat !@#$ing a mother!@#$ing truck with my bloody duck. Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonPie Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 O/ Fascinating, i support this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Dude serious necro Quote Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naTia Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I've seen better Quote Resident DJ @ Club Orbis Founder of The Warehouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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