Popular Post KindaEpicMoah Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 ECLIPSE HAS BEEN IN A BIT OF A RUT LATELY AFTER OUR DEVASTATING DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF ARKHAM ASYLUM ET, AL,, WE IMMEDIATELY DISCOVERED WHAT OUR PROBLEM WAS DUE TO THE RUINOUS FINANCIAL WARFARE WAGED AGAINST OUR COLOUR BLOC, WE WERE UNABLE TO COMPETE WITH ECONOMIC POWERHOUSES SUCH AS HOUSE STARK AND THE KNIGHTS RADIANT BUT WHO WAS TO BLAME FOR THIS TURN OF EVENTS? WELL IT CERTAINLY WASN’T US. AND IT CERTAINLY WASN’T OUR GOOD ALLY WEEBUSMISMSM. AFTER A THROUGH INVESTIGATION, WE HAVE DISCOVERED THE CULPRIT BEHIND THE HORRENDOUS STATE OF OUR COLOR BLOC BONUS THESE GUYS NO WAIT HOLD ON THESE GUYS UNFORTUNATELY, THE LAST ENVOY WE SENT TO SETTLE THE MATTER ENDED POORLY… UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT STAND IDLY BY WHILE OUR COLOR BLOC BONUS IS EVISCERATED BY GATO’S MALICIOUS ONSLAUGHT WITH HEAVY HEARTS, WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KICK GATO SINCE THEY SMELL BAD TL,DR,,, ECLIPSE DECLARES WAR ON… Erm Actual TL;DR Quote Well, lemme tell y'all 'bout them Grumpy Old Bastards alliance and their sneaky ways down here in the heart of Dixie. Them folks been puttin' on a good ol' show, actin' all friendly and sweet, like butter wouldn't melt in their mouths, pretendin' to repair them relationships with Eclipse, but truth be told, they've been schemin' and connivin' behind closed doors, like a bunch of venomous snakes in a hay barn. Now, picture this: You got y'all the Grumpy Old Bastards alliance, sittin' on that front porch swing, sippin' on some sweet tea and smilin' like they won the county fair pie-eatin' contest. They done told Eclipse, "We're sorry for all them misunderstandin's and hard feelin's from the past. Let's be friends again, shall we?" All polite and genteel, they were. But them smiles hid a whole mess of trouble brewin' in them minds. You see, them Grumpy Old Bastards, they ain't as slow as molasses in January when it comes to plottin' and schemin'. They've been whisperin' secrets and hatchin' plans, just like a bunch of hens in a chicken coop. While they're sittin' on that porch, they're really talkin' 'bout how to undermine Eclipse at the next county fair, or worse yet, rustle up a whole mess of trouble for 'em. They'll be invitin' Eclipse over for some good ol' barbecue, offerin' up their finest homemade moonshine, all while sharin' false tales of camaraderie and unity. Meanwhile, they're drawin' up battle plans in the smokehouse, figurin' out how to take 'em down, root and branch. Now, Eclipse, bless their hearts, they might be trustin' folk, believin' in the good in people. But they better keep their eyes peeled and their ears wide open 'round them Grumpy Old Bastards. It's like that old sayin', "Don't trust a fox in the henhouse," and that's exactly what these Grumpy Old Bastards are – a bunch of sly foxes dressed up as sweet, Southern gentlemen. So, down here in the South, we've learned to be cautious, watchful, and as crafty as a raccoon in a cornfield. 'Cause when them Grumpy Old Bastards come a-knockin' with their fake smiles and warm handshakes, you better believe there's trouble lurkin' just behind that porch door. And Eclipse better keep their wits about 'em, 'cause in these parts, we don't take kindly to no backstabbin' and double-dealin'. TL;DR of the TL;DR - Grumpy promised a happy marriage but crossed their fingers so WELP declares war on Grumpy, TKR, NW, and Mayhem Disclaimer: We are not declaring war on GATO or Bourmouth Street Question to the audience: Should Grumpy be allowed to cook? APOLOGIES FOR ANY TYPOS I AM IN PUBLIC 1 20 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexiosKomnenos Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) This must be why he asked for the eu4 diplomatic insult cb Edited September 30, 2023 by AlexiosKomnenos 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LachlanPnW Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Womp womp Quote Serpentis? More like Serpenis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiingcat Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 These memes are on point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fine Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Good luck have fun all 1 Quote Engager in Aristocracy. Pure Capitalistic intent. Spierdalaj. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KevinkevKevin Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 when its time to fight gob again 7 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burg Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 ECLIPSE STRONK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Steiger Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 good luck to both sides and have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milos Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Yey orbis started to burn again Btw nice meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BettaChecka Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 11 minutes ago, KindaEpicMoah said: ECLIPSE HAS BEEN IN A BIT OF A RUT LATELY Enjoy the war, destroy all food! Quote BettaChecka Nation Link High Gov Milcom - Singularity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Patrick Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I'm currently typing this inside a dunkin donuts because my internet decided to crap out 30 min before the blitz. Initial setbacks aside, I'm looking forward to this. Good luck everyone 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Knox Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 You mean to tell me you're not creating your own alliance!? BORING. Well, at least there's war, so that's interesting. Good luck, and have fun. 1 Quote Federation of Knox Enlightened of Chaos, Event Horizon QA Team and API Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisolia Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Oh boy 🍿 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Metalicraft Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 6 minutes ago, Jacob Knox said: You mean to tell me you're not creating your own alliance!? BORING. Well, at least there's war, so that's interesting. Good luck, and have fun. nah they clearly just test GOB military capabilities before creating a new alliance, the post is named [DoE] Eviction Notice after all why am i saying some random shit like this Quote anything that was said above this can be resumed to this E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shubham Yadav Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 After this announcement 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockrider1 Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 This is such a good DoW I can't even tell which parts of it are memes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetButPsycho Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 Here we go! Quote (⇧Click-able⇧) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Leopold von Habsburg Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 As a fellow and longtime member of the anti-gob occult It is a pleasure to be of service to this wonderful act of God! Praise be Eclipse for harrowing in this mighty achievement. Maybe the poor dementia ridden geriatrics will finally learn that while 3 +2 = 5, having 5 from the start is the way to go. 5 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 so you hit us because we were nice to you? See this is why when i ran grumpy, i was mean to everybody. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Micchan Posted September 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted September 30, 2023 This is the second time (in less than a year) I get attacked by Eclipse the day of the funeral of one of my grandparents, please stop 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Titan Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, Sweeeeet Ronny D said: See this is why when i ran grumpy, i was mean to everybody. This tactic only works for you, apparently Quote Peace in our time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 I do appreciate that they are pulling out one of our old tricks tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benfro Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Micchan said: This is the second time (in less than a year) I get attacked by Eclipse the day of the funeral of one of my grandparents, please stop Guess the only good news is that you can't have an infinite number of grandparents? (Sorry for your loss, best to your fam) Edited September 30, 2023 by Benfro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Benfro said: Guess the only good news is that you can't have an infinite number of grandparents? (Sorry for your loss, best to your fam) It was the last one, let's hope then don't continue with other people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, Micchan said: It was the last one, let's hope then don't continue with other people I really wanted to make a joke that i hope that was the last one. so thanks for saying it so I didnt have to. And best of luck to you and your family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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