Burg

Y'all should vote for my Steamed Hams.

As you arrive, despite my directions, I wish for an unforgettable luncheon, my roast aflame, ruined by my negligence, devilishly, I think of disguising fast food as my own. As you enter my kitchen, I stretch my calves in the window, while you inquire 'bout the smoke, "Oh just steamed clams," I remark. As I bring burgers to the table, confused by the lack of steamed clams, you ask, I reply I remarked 'bout steamed hams, of which I call burgers, despite being grilled. As we contemplate, I excuse myself, you decide to go, you ask what's in my kitchen, it being Aurora Borealis, located entirely within my kitchen at this time of year. Not allowing you to see it, I send you off on your way, while my mom yells the house's on fire, from the top floor, needing urgent help. Dear Carthago, will you be my Valentine?

Frankly, I enjoyed the training.

Too many words, where memes?

Eclipse stronk

ECLIPSE STRONK

who?

I feel like I remember not getting the prizes for the last Olympics I participated in

Yeah, it was either between an irish gang from the 1830s-60s or a restaurant. Obviously we went for the restaurant.

"Military test" That's an interesting way of saying "They didn't accept my merge offer, so I will now raid them"

tl;dr Greene !@#$ing out over an ex-gov who stood up against him forgot to quote, read above

YOOOO NUKES