Ravenclaw Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) Step 1. Find a idiot in your area, preferably low tier, high tier will get you killed. Step 2. Offer said idiot protection, mercenary services or any other form of a pact, remember, these idiots are very desperate. Step 3. Ask for money, to provide said services, preferably $5,000,000 or more, he will accept this offer, because he's too stupid to know where this is going. Step 4. Accept said money, do not honor contract, because you don't want your name remembered for being the person to help a shitty micro. Step 5. Enjoy the millions you just earned. Â Â Â Idiots Known: Â Ellio98 Catsby MinesomeMC Edited May 12, 2017 by Nord 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 ... Step 3. Ask for money, to provide said services, preferably $5,000,000 or more, he will accept this offer, because he's too stupid to know where this is going. ... Â There, I fixed that for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I was very happy with the services Boony provided. ~40m and ample resources are small prices to pay to bring smiles all around. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Guaranteed or your money back Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 >If you're gonna be cheating people out of money, don't let the entire world know   I googled gifs relating to this topic and this was the first one that came up lol...love you Sketchy <3 1 Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Oh, but how do an idiot gets 5,000,000? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclaw Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) Oh, but how do an idiot gets 5,000,000? Because Idiot #1, got it from unsuspecting Idiot #2. Â Shade throwing is real. Edited May 10, 2017 by Nord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I'm high tier, protect me. I'll pay you £10,000,000 to attack https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=18180 . Note payment shall be received after you successfully beige him. 1 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vectivus_ Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) *enter generic shitpost here* Edited May 10, 2017 by Vectivus_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) A genius doesn't expose his plans to everyone. I recommend you add yourself to that list of idiots. Edited May 10, 2017 by Catsby Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boony Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 I was very happy with the services Boony provided. ~40m and ample resources are small prices to pay to bring smiles all around. Zeon and KT took our slots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 (edited) Step 1. Find a idiot in your area, preferably low tier, high tier will get you killed. Step 2. Offer said idiot protection, mercenary services or any other form of a pact, remember, these idiots are very desperate. Step 3. Ask for money, to provide said services, preferably $5,000,000 or more, he will accept this offer, because he's too stupid to know where this is going. Step 4. Accept said money, do not honor contract, because you don't want your name remembered for being the person to help a shitty micro. Step 5. Enjoy the millions you just earned.    Idiots Known:  Ellio95 Catsby MinesomeMC So now everyone knows you're a lying dishonest scumbag?  Cool, we should add you to the idiots list.  PS: Unless you're actually clever and you're using this to cover a multi ring... Edited May 10, 2017 by Donald Trump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Zeon and KT took our slots  I can't help it my dudes are bloodthirsty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Tbh I assumed he did this to try and seem "smart and original" assuming everyone would be focused on Ellio and his stupid idea to share that he sends spies to alliances to steal their banks It'd just be pretty easy to use muiltis to make "alliances" and then "steal their banks" to subtly transfer the money over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 1. Be in TKR 2. Do war with SK and VE 3. Make more than 100M in less than a week with a little effort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellio98 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Who is the Ellio95, utter idiot eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclaw Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 Tbh I assumed he did this to try and seem "smart and original" assuming everyone would be focused on Ellio and his stupid idea to share that he sends spies to alliances to steal their banks Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mateus Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017  RECURSO - Preço de Compra / Preço de Venda 106% COMIDA - 95/89112% GASOLINA - 1610/1431106% PETRÓLEO - 800/750112% CARVÃO - 1190/1062116% URÂNIO - 1900/1626107% AÇO - 2023/1886112% FERRO - 1179/1060137% MUNIÇÃO - 1012/736112% CHUMBO - 975/866116% ALUMÃNIO -1597/1375122% BAUXITA - 1614/1322  There's how I make money. (Data from today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrispyGeneral Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 You're an embarrassment to the mercenary community. Quote Goomy: *Hot Goomy is 5 miles away from you and looking to have some fun* Guilo: O.O Click bait is sooooooo tempting Aoi Toori: Well its Goomy, who wouldn't? Â If Dillon A McCann is Ted Cruz then doesn't that make him the zodiac killer? Rip zodiac #EndofZodiac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenclaw Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 You're an embarrassment to the mercenary community Oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 Oh well Valid CB Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 I just realized you're in Knights Templar Be careful m8 lol Look up the topic "animal control" And you'll see that KT doesn't take kindly to people to like to try and bait people into rolling them//trying to cause trouble Patiently waits for Vaping Control Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felkey Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Smh tbh It's way more efficient doing it their way, sorry But 100m in a week isnt anything compared to Sending someone into an alliance for months to gain them trust and get 250m then quickly give it away Or spending years trying to find someone who hasn't heard about the method stated above, to swindle maybe 5m out of This is why we can't let idiots have free will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felkey Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 But I like free will ): Without it life would be so boring Like not having the freedom to never make sense Like seriously Something like - "arrgh lmao yelled the m8 as he slapped the ostrich dudes with a ripe banana, vengeance was his, for he knew he was heroguy, ostriches of the mafia they were, bad butt bois" Would be like- "Donald Donaldson Senior started to shout pirate sounds as he struck the large avian predatorial bird with a yellow piece of fruit, he believed his actions were fully justified because the birds were in a mafia, and he concluded this meant they were of evil intentions" ...If I didn't have the free will to be weird And that's no bueno I did specify idiots, not weird people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felkey Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 To be honest, you're reading posts from the representative of Cobra Kai Dojo poor Cobra kai And Pantheon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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