Wiki Mod Popular Post Dr Rush Posted May 24, 2016 Wiki Mod Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2016 There was once a Kangaroo by the name Steve & a Snake named Partisan. Together they & their followers existed in friendship for many years. One day they were at the local watering hole when a fight broke out. Having friends on both sides the Kangaroo said to the Snake, "I cannot help you in this fight but neither will I help the other side." The Snake was not happy about this, but allowed that it was a reasonable position. At last after much effort the Snake & his other friends had gained the upper hand, when on a sudden Steve jumped on the Leopard who was another friend of the Snake & began to kick the Leopard many times even though he had already fallen down with many bruises. When Partisan saw this he was greatly upset & asked the Kangaroo why he had broken his promise. To which the Kangaroo replied that he had made no such promise & that the Leopard had hit his friend & that he had to help. While this answer only made the Snake more upset he none the less tried to mend the friendship over the following weeks. The Kangaroo however only evaded the issue or made excuses if he answered questions on the subject at all. At last the Snake determined he could no longer remain friends with the Kangaroo & ended the relationship. Two months passed & ever more frequently the Snake would hear news of lies & libel & slander that the Kangaroo had spread about him & his kin. Latest of these efforts was the Kangaroo seeking support from others to throw all the snakes in a pit he had dug. Hearing this Partisan made a lengthy rebuttal of the lies & the libel & the slander that the Kangaroo had spread about him & his kin. And taking this he posted it on the Over Wide Fern that was used to post messages of importance. This greatly enraged The Kangaroo & he went to the pit that he had dug & made a great clamor disturbing the peace of the jungle. And in the midst of a great spiel about the lies of the Snake he fell into the pit that he had himself had dug. He cursed & sputtered & blamed the Snakes for his own faults. He demanded that someone help him out of the pit but not even his remaining friends would draw near for they feared to be associated with him & his hateful antics. So Steve called the other kangaroos & commanded them to enter the pit & boost him out. One by one they all entered the pit & began to boost him up but it was not enough for the pit was very deep. A week or so passed & none would draw near the pit for great was the clamor & whining, which hurt their ears. Also it stank for 32 kangaroos occupied it & had not had the use of facilities all that time. In the end Partisan himself came & offered the Kangaroos a ladder. But, Steve refused it saying he would except help only if Partisan offered his tail to be used as a ladder. To this the Snake said that he did not trust the Kangaroo to not pull him in. The Kangaroo let off a string insults & said he would find his own way out. So Partisan departed saying that he would not be able to come again but he would send his assistant Valakias to speak on his behalf. Many more days passed & the Snakes sent Eumirbago a brave snake to check on the Kangaroos. When he returned the other snakes were wroth to discover that he had been covered in matter unnamable. After he had bathed & recovered on the warm sands. Eumirbago reported that the kangaroos had begun trying to dig their way out, but their efforts had served only to make the hole deeper. They had now struck the remnants of an old latrine & the area was completely rank with the smell. He said that in spite of the smell he had approached & the moment he had been espied the kangaroos began to fling the filth around them in his direction, though he noted that much had come raining back on their heads. Many days past & Valakias determined that he must attempt to help the Kangaroos again. So he went to the pit & said; “Once again we offer you a ladder but first you must apologize for the slinging of refuse at Eumirbago.†Steve replied that he would not speak to Valakias without confirmation from Partisan that he spoke for the snakes. So Partisan came & said; “I confirm that Valakias speaks for me, as I have already told you.†Then the Kangaroo spat out that he would not lie in exchange for a ladder & refused to speak to them further. So the Kangaroos continue to dig to this day & the pit reeks with their refuse. And, still the Snakes send a representative to offer a ladder & still it is refused. And none will come willingly near that pit & the Kangaroos are all but forgotten by the world. 15 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 6 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I stopped reading after the first line. Was too bored reading all this dioism crap. Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I giggled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I feel like... this may be an allegory... for something.... Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 No mention of TEst? its like you think we dosent matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 I giggled. ssssssss.. you aren't done molting yet. Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Critters Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This thread makes me want to see the new Jungle Book movie. Quote The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyglass Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This thread makes me want to see the new Jungle Book movie. Was it THAT bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Good read. I can't wait for the follow up. Keep writing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Quoted for to save the sneks in all of us. I giggled.Snakes don't giggle. Get your anatomy right. Go on vacation already. Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted May 25, 2016 Author Wiki Mod Share Posted May 25, 2016 (edited) I stopped reading after the first line. Was too bored reading all this dioism crap. I would expect nothing less from the high priest of snow. Stay tuned though, you guest star in an upcoming chronicle. No mention of TEst? its like you think we dosent matter You get mentioned in other chronicles. This one was already a little long. Sorry, Edited May 25, 2016 by Dr Rush Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollocks Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This is awesome Quote The Coalition Discord: https://discord.gg/WBzNRGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Please do a story of Syndicate yelling at the Snake to go on vacation. Seriously Partisan, GTFO and go enjoy vacation. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 No mention of TEst? its like you think we dosent matter Lets start the next heresy togheter <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Lets start the next heresy togheter <3 You can find me On IRC tonigh bby :* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Please do a story of Syndicate yelling at the Snake to go on vacation. Seriously Partisan, GTFO and go enjoy vacation. Partisan has forked fingers. It's why he always types so damn many words. Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollocks Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Partisan has forked fingers. It's why he always types so damn many words. No, I think he just dictates long passages to Siri Quote The Coalition Discord: https://discord.gg/WBzNRGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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