Rozalia Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 As the title says, which of these conspiracies is true? A statistic straight from my arse says that 1 out of every 4 conspiracies is true so one of these must be true with those odds. Jews Freemasons Lizard People Lizard people controlling Freemasons who control the Jews who control everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Allah is predominant over His affair, but most of the people do not know. [12:21] ================================== Edited March 30, 2016 by Moreau III Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 ...What? Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hequ Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 none of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteCanada Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Allah is predominant over His affair, but most of the people do not know. [12:21] ================================== What precisely does "His affair" refer to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Von Dietrich Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 ONE MOMENT, I need to get my tin-foil hat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteCanada Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 (edited) Also there's the same problem here as with Abu's poll. The poll options do not encompass all options one may want to choose from. A tenet to methodological (although to be fair who cares about that here) poll taking is encompassing all choices. Add a none of the option to your poll (most polls need this). Even if this is a troll/joke poll it should still be there Edited March 30, 2016 by EliteCanada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 They plan, and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners. [8:30] What precisely does "His affair" refer to? Everything. Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 They plan, and Allah plans. And Allah is the best of planners. [8:30] Everything. I'm not sure how quoting the Quran is relevant to the topic at hand. Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I'm not sure how quoting the Quran is relevant to the topic at hand. I'm saying Allah controls everything. Not sure how you missed that but okay. Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteCanada Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I'm not sure how quoting the Quran is relevant to the topic at hand. Saying a topic isn't relevant also isn't relevant to the topic at hand. Oh wait a second... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Of course, 2 Muslims had to vote for this. 2 Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Ignoring the greys... Really Rozalia you should know better. 1 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 Being related* to a Freemason, I can confirm they control something. *He was my grandpa's aunt's cousin. Does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hequ Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 (edited) i control the lizard people Edited March 31, 2016 by Hequ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted March 31, 2016 Author Share Posted March 31, 2016 none of them? Also there's the same problem here as with Abu's poll. The poll options do not encompass all options one may want to choose from. A tenet to methodological (although to be fair who cares about that here) poll taking is encompassing all choices. Add a none of the option to your poll (most polls need this). Even if this is a troll/joke poll it should still be there As the statistic straight from my arse says, 1 out of 4 conspiracies is true so logically one of these must be case. Also technically one such choice is equatable to what you want, sort of. Ignoring the greys... Really Rozalia you should know better. Just having fun Maggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 `-.`'.-' `-. .-'. `-. -./\.- .-' -. /_|\ .- `-. `/____\' .-'. `-. -./.-""-.\.- ' `-. /< (()) >\ .-' - .`/__`-..-'__\' .- ,...`-./___|____|___\.-'.,. ,-' ,` . . ', `-, ,-' ________________ `-, ,'/____|_____|_____\ / /__|_____|_____|___\ / /|_____|_____|_____|_\ ' /____|_____|_____|_____\ .' /__|_____|_____|_____|___\ ,' /|_____|_____|_____|_____|_\,,---''--...___...--'''--.. /../____|_____|_____|_____|_____\ ..--```--...___...--``---,, '../__|_____|_____|_____|_____|___\ \ ) '.:/|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_\ ( / )\ / ) ,':./____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____\ ( \ /( / / ( ( /:../__|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|___\ ) ) \ \ | | \ \ /.../|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_\ / / | | .-.\ \ \ \ '..:/____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____|_____\ / / / /.-.(= )\ `._.' | \:./ _ _ ___ ____ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ___\ | `._.' /( =) \ (_) ) \./ |\/| |__) |___ |___ |___ _X_ _X_ \/ _|_ \ ( (_) / \ `----' """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" `----' / \ ____\__ __/____ / \ (=\ \ / /-) / \_)_\ \ Ayy lmao / /_(_/ / \ \ / / ) ) _ _ ( ( ( (,-' `-..__ __..-' `-,) ) \_.-'' ``-..____ ____..-'' ``-._/ `-._ ``--...____...--'' _.-' `-.._ _..-' `-..__ __..-' ``-..____ ____..-'' ``--...____...--'' Ayy, we out here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Nope. Its the Pentavirate. The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A/C Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Dude it's obvs aliums like ayy lmao :DDDD Quote Ask not for lesser burdens, only for broader shoulders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'm saying Allah controls everything. Not sure how you missed that but okay. So allah is a lizard?! Well, that explains al qur'an. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 None... The Only conspiracy theory I believe in is that Yuri Gagarin was not the first man in space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 -snip- You're a lost soul. Peace. Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 I'm surprised lizard noob hasn't been in here yet to tell us about how he actually believes one of these theories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Hawk Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatnate Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 But who controls the Lizardpeople? Clearly turtles. Who controls the turtles? It's turtles all the way down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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