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  1. Here at Waffle House, our number one priority is good food fast. We're owned by our employees, so our number one priority is to our loyal customers, and not greedy executives and shareholders. The reason our food tastes so good (especially when you're drunk) is because of the care and dedication that goes into it, a byproduct of our homegrown leadership programs. Unfortunately, some individuals do not uphold the high standards that Waffle House has. One morning, Jacob and Duncan were sitting at the counter when Quackers ran in, yelling incoherently about meth chickens and this new restaurant across the street. Duncan looked out the window. "Los Pollos Hermanos", the sign read. Outside, a filthy old man named Dusty Dart was welcoming patrons in. The very same Dusty Dart that had destroyed the old Pantheon Diner, and ran off with Stratosphere Steakhouse's money. And now, he's selling drug laced chicken in an effort to steal Waffle House's loyal customers. It would be going against our moral code to allow these gross ethical violations to continue. As such, Waffle House declares war on Los Pollos Hermanos. The Waffle House Index is now YELLOW.
  2. The Waffle House Index is currently GREEN. It's 1 AM, and you know the only thing in the world that could possibly satisfy you is eggs, waffles, and hashbrowns (covered and smothered).
  3. Sounds like you guys are really upset that you’re losing Epi.
  4. Hey Greene! Wanted to give you a heads up that courtesy of a gov member that decided not to deal with your BS, your entire gov chat has been leaked to RON. See ya!
  5. He's literally a federal criminal. Are you surprised?
  6. wow, pretty crazy that one man holds gov or leadership positions in 8 alliances...and is well-known on all of them to boot!
  7. Here's a recording of Royal Orbis Radio, courtesy of Thalmor.
  8. Well, if there's ever a rematch, I think we know who's going to win.
  9. Well, after what happened tonight, I can safely assure you that none of the alliances in the Johnsons are secretly NPO.
  10. Considering how you had been active for a full day prior, this speaks volumes.
  11. Hi Jazz! I can't say I'm surprised that instead of apologizing and seeking to repair ties, you show up under a different name and begin gaslighting TKR. I suspect you'll get a lot less public sympathy than Anna did.
  12. @DaBigBawss is back, and he has been for at least a month
  13. This isn't based just off military performance, and it includes other aspects such as economic power, internal affairs, and community.
  14. @KillzBob Polaris above CC, Cam, and tO? WTF in the same tier as Grumpy and KT? Grumpy below tI? TKR in C but Rose in S?
  15. You have too much time on your hands.
  16. Seriously, what is it with this game and people named James?
  17. Lol. You really ignored everything I said, didn't you?
  18. Huh? RON has 1600 members and absolutely anyone can join. We had double the participation that this poll has had so far.
  19. RON is a community server with over 1600 members. We're far more active than the P&W Server and our main channel, #the-balkans, is the most active P&W-related channel that there is. This is not like a bank or alliance trying to decide a war name, at this point RON is well past being known simply as a news server.
  20. No, I'm laughing at how ridiculous the point was in the first place.
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