Horsecock

I feel like you guys need a graduation party, KT style. See you next week!

We here at KT like to view ourselves as the older brother of Orbis. Yeah, we screwed up some big time in high school, but people gave us a pass because we’re athletic and cool. Sure, we wrecked the car after midnight that one time, but we promised never to do it again. Yeah yeah, we went to jail for a few nights that one time, but the other guys started it… Ultimately, though, we just want to have fun and we want to inspire and help those around us - through tough love if need be! So… then we see IronFront, which is the only alliance to ever fight on both sides of a global war, and to peace out early in both instances! Wow! They sure do seem to be missing out on things! As IronFront’s big brother, we’d hate to see them miss out on positive life experiences. And as faithful servants of the Lord, we especially would hate to see them miss out on church. So, because of that, we’re going to bring the church to IronFront. The Knights Templar declare war on IronFront. Non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloria!

Y'all were good opponents, with the notable exception of CK.

Uhhh... we never declared a single war on you, nor you on us. Pointless spam thread if ever I've seen one.

Is Empyrea gonna honour their MDP with CK? Find out next time on deez Dragon BallZ.

International peace? COUNT ME OUT!

I wasn't gonna make an announcement because we're just hitting a bunch of random micros, but something speshul happened. The minute we were gonna started declaring, Discord stopped sending messages. For 20 minutes, messages were taking 3-5 minutes to go through, and when they did were sent many times over. Coordination and communication was virtually impossible. Somehow we still slotted almost all of our targets. But more importantly, the ensuing chaos and hilarity made for a unique experience. I hope everyone else is having a fun week as well, especially our targets! Last blitz, we killed the PnW server. This time, we killed the Discord server. Who's next?

*maleficent

My war will go on!

KT recognises the existence of the legitimate Pantheon.

Leaked footage of NPO winning the game:

Not only having paperless ties, but openly announcing them, has got to be a new low for the fake paperless alliances. Congrats!

With most IQ alliances individually disbanding or peacing out, it seems this purgatory of a war is finally coming to a very sudden end. Orbis' soul has been cleansed, and we can all move forward. KT hereby offers blanket white peace to all alliances we're currently at war with, and accepts all such offers. Feel free to respond in this thread if you want, or just assume peace without words.

BK WEAK

Camelot decs 3 of its own offshores/protectorates?

#rigged

Should've left the coalition when you had the chance, friend.

See, Keshav was right about EMC!

As leader of KT and someone who's been reported publicly at least 4 times (that I recall), I feel duty-bound to report that I have never received a single nation strike.

Hello, my name is Horsecock, and I am clearly a fan of mass murder in general.

paper = bad

Interesting, so your version of minispheres would be where the 2 "mini"spheres that together make up 80% of the game never fight each other.