Helium Raven

I will

you need to be institutionalized.

get off my post cheese-breath

its bigger blacker knights all over again

How do you suck so hard that you fail even when you try to break the rules. another #fartsmellersonfail You successfully gathered intelligence about Darwinium of Slugs. Your spies discovered that Darwinium of Slugs has $94,343,850.34, 372.81 coal, 3,394.51 oil, 4,427.99 uranium, 2,588.18 lead, 447.60 iron, 4,805.28 bauxite, 12,752.42 gasoline, 14,016.37 munitions, 6,649.60 steel, 4,072.08 aluminum and 40,067.98 food. Your agents were able to operate undetected. The operation cost you $168,000.00 and 0 of your spies were captured and executed.

Good one Fart Smellerson

it is right and just

- Oblivion making an early announcement on the total and complete surrender of Buck Turgidson. He may not know it yet himself. Conditions for Surrender: 1. The nation leader formerly known as @Buck Turgidsonshall change his name to Fart Smellerson as he is clearly not a smart feller, son. 2.. Fart Smellerson has committed to non-proliferation of both missiles and nuclear weapons so I am not obligated by a certain disorder to spy him every day. He can keep building spies because killing them does not cause me distress and helps my stats (my brain likes numbers). 3. Fart Smellerson will defend Oblivion in all defensive wars and participate in all of our relentless bullying campaigns - especially against those with IQs greater than that of Albert Einstein. 4. Fart Smellerson has committed to the best of his ability to cease all schitzo-posting and refrain from sending bizarre in game messages to all current, former, and future Oblivion members. 5. If Fart Smellerson violates any of the above terms Oblivion reserves the right to go full spectrum upon Fart Smellerson in perpetuity. I don't have enough time to write a deeply worrying meth manifesto so please pretend this is a concerning reflection of my severely degraded mental capacity à la; I forgot to include an irrelevant youtube video so here

chat please help I am an autistic playing a game designed solely for and by autistics and I am now in DISTRESS because I utilised a game mechanic too frequently

STOP GIVING CREDIT TO OTHER PEOPLE FOR MY YEARS OF DAILY SPY OPERATIONS

I'm glad to see National Affairs rebranded with a new purpose. Thank you for being so brave and sharing with the group. I too would like to take this opportunity to publicly announce that I am an unmedicated paranoid Schizophrenic.

Epi's Ockeygotchi™ has been rehomed due to gross neglect.

Coincidentally a ultra rare gold Ockey5 is available @Insert Name Here. His adoption fee is $15,000,000 and he comes with one week food. Requires a special diet and you need to drive him to soccer ref practice.

10s of millions given away today in the Oblivion Discord! Come and join the fum!

Ockeygotchi🐊™s are flying off the shelves and big prizes are being awarded in the Oblivion Discord