Malice

Should add the top 3.

So its basically events for individual nations like in NationStates, but with balanced gameplay effects. Sounds good.

Of course I voted for my own submission.

Martians invade with gigantic metal fighting machine tripods. They bring antibiotics.

I'm about to run out of tears to shed for people who don't keep enough raw materials in stock.

Good luck and make the bad people suffer.

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

Marvellous!

The tea will be tipped into the sea.

Award for rewarding giving out the awards award

Orbis Dollar

Maybe if you had a gigantic legion of terror then you wouldn't get invaded?

I've been spending all morning trying to come up with a way to work Hereno's habit into the war name, yours is a bit better than anything my mind was puking out. Although it wasn't much of a war anyway, hardly deserving of its own naming thread.

I am underwhelmed.

Hail Seven Kingdoms! o7

Here, have some attention:

By the looks of this thread, that may take some time...

I think you need to scale back your habit.

Its a fun tipsy-drunken party game, but online? Come on chaps...

Why would you play cards against humanity online?

Don't worry fistofdoom. I still love you.

Come the revolution, I won't be asking people to fill in a questionnaire before I execute them, they'll already be getting smothered while they sleep.

Just accept that going stupid high in infra is suboptimal and will cost you a lot when you get missiled.