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丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

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  1. Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts Institute proudly presents - in full-color, animatronic-induced, rubber-suit gore-infested glory! - an upgrade to the Weyland Yutani Corporation's Protectorate of the Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts for Children Who Can't Read Good. Both of us decided to upgrade to an official MDP, whereas Mad Max and ReaverAxis decided to rumble in the Dojo over the title and Mad Max was able to Sho-Ryu-Ken ReaverAxis with a right uppercut while preparing a masterful lamb sauce! So here we present: "Hello my Wey-Yu, Hello My Treaty, Hello my MDP" Official Blah-Blah as provided by the Cobra Kai Legal Defense Network: Weyland Yutani Corporation(WYC) & Cobra Kai Dojo for Martial & Culinary Arts Institute(CKD) hereby upgrade from a Protectorate Agreement to a Mutual Defense Pact, which as follows: Article I WYC watches and protects CKD's back. CKD watches and protects WYC's back. Article II We hear of some shit goin' down, we notify each other of it. Article III In case of Alien infestation, refer to Article I with a flamethrower and a shotgun, but not too close(acid blood). Article IV In a weird case of date-dropping, this Treaty will self-destruct in 66 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds of activation of Article IV. However, the time alloted is only during banking hours which are regularly Eastern Standard Time from 8am to 5pm Monday thru Friday and not on recognized United States Holidays. Article V How to prounounce Sweep the Leg in Japanese: Sweep the Leg! Barai Ashi! Bah-Rye-Ah-Sheh! tl;dr We gots each other backs, fronts, sides, and corners. Signed for CKD: Signed for WYC:
  2. Goodnight sweet prince, It's a shame to lose TEst and you. The survivors shall speak of your achievements.
  3. https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=4110 https://discord.gg/VeHdhba Team color: Olive Tax r8: usually 0% Cholesterol: High Current government: MC King in Yella ReaverAxis Pact ϟħiFɫγ ϟɫΓåπგ℥Γ Danger
  4. I was actually just in Vegas. Also couldn't help but laugh when I saw Treasure Island and Trump's hotel.
  5. I am honored to win another year of awards. "Thank you. Thank you very much, everyone. Sorry to keep you waiting; complicated business; complicated. Thank you very much. "I've just received a call from Yosodog and Kurdanak. They congratulated us, it's about us, on our victory, and I congratulated them and their families on a very, very hard-fought campaign. I mean, they fought very hard. Yosodog and Kurdanak have worked very long and very hard over a long period of time, and we owe them a major debt of gratitude for their service to our game. I mean that very sincerely. "Now it's time for Orbis to bind the wounds of division, have to get together. To all Syndisphere and scrubs and paperless across this game, I say it is time for us to come together as one united people. It's time. I pledge to every citizen of our land that I will be president for all of Orbis, and this is so important to me. "For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few people, I'm reaching out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify our great country. "As I've said from the beginning, ours was not a campaign, but rather an incredible and great movement made up of millions of hard-working ayy lmaos and normies, who love their game and want a better, brighter future for themselves and for their families. It's a movement comprised of players from all races, religions, species, phylums, backgrounds and beliefs who want and expect our memes to serve the people - and serve the people it will. "Working together, we will begin the urgent task of rebuilding our game and renewing the Orbis dream. I've spent my entire life and business looking at the untapped potential in projects and in people all over the world. That is now what I want to do for BK. Tremendous potential. I've gotten to know our community so well, tremendous potential. It's going to be a beautiful thing. Every single player will have the opportunity to realise his or her fullest potential. The forgotten men and women of our game will be forgotten no longer. "We are going to fix our inner cities and rebuild our highways, bridges, tunnels, strip clubs, trap houses, and fast food restaurants . We're going to rebuild our Taco Bells, which will become, by the way, second to none. And we will put millions of our people to work as we rebuild it. "We will also finally take care of our great veterans. They've been so loyal, and I've gotten to know so many over this 18-month journey. The time I've spent with them during this campaign has been among my greatest honours. Our veterans are incredible people. We will embark upon a project of autistic growth and renewal. I will harness the creative talents of our ayy lmaos and we will call upon the best and brightest to leverage their tremendous talent for the benefit of all. It's going to happen. "We have a great economic plan. We will double our Mountain Dew stash and have the strongest economy anywhere in the world. At the same time, we will get along with all other 4chan boards willing to get along with us. We will be. We'll have great relationships. We expect to have great, great relationships. No dream is too big, no challenge is too great. Nothing we want for our future is beyond our reach. Orbis will no longer settle for anything less than the best. We must reclaim our alliance's destiny and dream big and bold and daring. We have to do that. We're going to dream of things for our alliance and beautiful things and successful things once again. "I want to tell the world community that while we will always put BK's interests first, we will deal fairly with everyone, with everyone -- all players and all other alliances. We will seek common ground in favorite Pornhub categories, not hostility. Partnership in developing memes, not conflict. "And now I'd like to take this moment to thank some of the people who really helped me with this, what they are calling tonight, very, very historic victory. First, I want to thank my parents, who I know created me in a test tube.. Great people. I've learned so much from them, their genetic programming was excellent. They were wonderful in every regard. I had truly great genetic engineers. "I also want to thank my homies, who are here with us tonight, sup BK gov. And, where are they? They're here some place. They're very shy, actually. And my other homie, Psweet. Where is Psweet? Where is Psweet? My economic consultant Psweet. And they should all be on this stage, but that's OK. They're great. And also my late homie, Lordstrum. Great guy. Fantastic guy. Fantastic members of BK. I was very lucky. Great government, community members; great, unbelievable alliance. We're going to get to work immediately for the ayy lmaos. And we're going to be doing a job that hopefully you will be so proud of your president. You'll be so proud. Again, it's my honour. It was an amazing evening. It's been an amazing two-year period. And I love this game. Thank you. Thank you very much."
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