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  1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    I am the moral center of P/W.

     

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      That's great honey.  Keep on killing yourself and leading yourself into deeper depression - Overprotective Mum Rimski

  2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Me irl:

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Love the helicopter in the back

       

    2. Dobby the Free Elf

      Dobby the Free Elf

      I know someone for you, hmu

  3. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    People get vertigo from heights, but does anyone get horizontigo from really wide spaces?

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      I do when I look at your mum 
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      the perfect loop tho

    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      I should have a put an inb4 ur mum clause there. Thought somebody would miss the opportunity because it was too easy.

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      "It's too easy"

      Welcome to the Internet

      Home of memery,  dark humor and gae mods on r/dankmemes

  4. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Ma Nikkka

    Word up son

  5. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    For the remainder of 2018, Shifty shall refer to himself in the 3rd person at all times.

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    2. WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE

      WISD0MTREE thinks, but can't decide if he should approve or disapprove. 

    3. TheShadow

      TheShadow

      Sure
      Only if Shifty starts making great memes again

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Shifty never made great memes.  As far as Rimski knows,  Shifty made the best memes. 

  6. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Hey everyone, this is my son:

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    1. Senry

      Senry

      Thanks dad

    2. York Wallace

      York Wallace

      Who's the mother?

  7. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    You're hunting for Easter Eggs and find this, what do you do?

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    1. ArcKnox

      ArcKnox

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    2. Rimski

      Rimski

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  8. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Everyone forgot about Pantheon's bank yo.

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      We didn't.  Their pixels of hugging are too minor to be noticed. 

  9. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    4/5 Nukes have never made it

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    1. ArcKnox

      ArcKnox

      3.0

    2. Pubstomper

      Pubstomper

      You stealing that 20% from everyone else. 

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      But still you get a lot of cancer without the nukes,  the rad normies reeeee

  10. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    If man invented fire, how did things burn before humans arrived?

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    2. TheShadow

      TheShadow

      Your fiery memes!!!

    3. ArcKnox

      ArcKnox

      CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

    4. Rimski

      Rimski

      Their memes were lit *spins spidget finner*

  11. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    3/4 nuke shots missed

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      I just imagine you on the system and as it is comming you dab on it

  12. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    "VDS is useless"

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    1. MACHAERA

      MACHAERA

      Aayyy

    2. Diocletian

      Diocletian

      Well damn, all 3 connected on my nation earlier. Glad you're having better luck of it!

  13. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Shifty News Network:

    Live from Kuwait, BK vs KT
     

     

  14. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    >when you hit 21 cities

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  15. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

     

    1. Big Brother

      Big Brother

      Little Brother showed me this already, very innovative, much enjoyable

  16. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    0% chill
    100% of the time

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      my day was already ruined when popcorn got stuck

  17. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Shifty News Network:

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    2. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Just mail in 5 box tops from officially licensed Shifty merchandise.

    3. Rimski

      Rimski

      what about the copyright strikez? 

    4. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      There are no strikes in the  sweatshops  factories Shifty products are made.

  18. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

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    1. Dio Brando

      Dio Brando

      lmfao this guy - smh

  19. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    For all the weebs out there:

     

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

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      Third times the charm, eh?
      sorry went bit canadian there

  20. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    P/W DLC:

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  21. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    An artist's reconstruction (from fossilized track marks and shells) of the first Shifty to leave the primordial oceans and scout the land for memes. [Smithsonian, 2018]

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  22. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    You're not my real dad

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    2. Yosodog

      Yosodog

      Well, yeah. The orphanage was overpopulating and they were about to put you down.

    3. Buorhann

      Buorhann

      Damn, Yoso.  So you're telling us that you're a savior as well?

    4. Yosodog

      Yosodog

      I sold him for a jar of peanut butter. 

  23. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    Shifty's earliest ancestor, thought to have patrolled the ancient seas:

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    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Nature is so beautiful I mus say as a profesional doctorologist

  24. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    When you get a bounty placed on you: 

    5458e1dbe4ec62c7ba68593396f81f8433841ce8

    1. Rimski

      Rimski

      Who is it this time? 

  25. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

    When you reach 20 cities:

     

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