On this next Sunday, Dobby the Free Elf from the alliance of Arrgh and Herastin from the alliance of Guardians of the Galaxy will unite in Holy Matrimony(marriage, obviously) and will declare unto Orbis themselves man and wife. It's times like these where I think of people like the Mother Teresa and the Dalai Lama, people who never took the plunge into marriage( as you might know, the Dalai Lama's religion kept him from partaking in marriage) and on the other hand you have Elizabeth Taylor and Michey Rooney, people who couldn't get enough of a good thing. But these two people are different, this marriage is a truly not-about-Dobby's-money-and-all-about-true-love kinda wedding and the groom and bride, well, let's just say I for one have never see two people so madly in love with each other. We love you Dobby and Herastin and wish you the absolute best in your marriage.
P.S. Don't be alarmed that's it a elf and snake getting married. Love is love, boys.