Critters

Fraggle multi confirmed

We need a global war....smh....

I hate you.

That’s what Orbis gets when everyone has a 6 month NAP......

You were one of the few I liked in this game. Bocephus is sad.

Rolling Rose? Come on, that so 2015, 2016, and 2017....

Taking Out the Garbage War.

OP is a genius. This suggestion has my full support.

As the night progressed, Zim and Dryad’s drinking took a turn for the worse when someone put a bottle of tequila on their table..... “hmmm this stuff is okay, but something is missing” said Zim grimacing at the taste of the brew. “I agree” said Dryad searching the room with his eyes. “Aha!!” cried Dryad. “I see that salty assed horse somehow managed to sneak in here. For once, I’m glad to see it”. The two moved to where the horse stood, alone and crying. They rubbed their glass edges in the salty tears and returned to their table. “Ah, that is what was missing. It just needed a little salt” said Zim tasting the brew again. “Here’s to the future” they both toasted, their salt lined tequila glasses clinking.

Arrgh!

You should call your next alliance Jump The Shark

Looks like it time for @Yosodog to get the OG’s together and make another run.....

Reduce the number of games allowed per day to 100. Give the people who actually play baseball as it was designed an equal footing with all the bot/script/large button/whatever mod, players.

13.39% is an F.

MANY WAGS TO YOU MAIA!!!

Did someone say Terminal Jest?!?

FROM BOCEPHUS, THE CANINE OVERLORD OF ORBIS: TO ALL WHO HEAR THESE WORDS AND TREMBLE. TO ALL THE GOOD BOYS/GIRLS I BESTOW UPON YOU MANY WAGS. THANKS FOR THE BELLY RUBS AND SCRITCHES. YOU HAVE MY BLESSINGS. TO THE HATERS: NOTHING BUT BARKS AND LEG HIKES. I WILL DIG UP YOUR FLOWERS AND POOP ON YOUR PORCH. I WILL HUMP THE LEGS OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR IN YOUR HEARTS. THIS IS NOT GOODBYE BUT FAREWELL FOR NOW. I AM THE NEW FIRST MATE ABOARD THE CRITTERS. I WILL BE COMING FOR THAT BOOTY, SO KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HORIZON...... BOCEPHUS

Dude hit me with 4 air strikes in a 5 min period. 01/13/2020 06:44 pm King Zepher of Largonia ordered an airstrike upon the nation of Forrests Critters and eliminated 12 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. King Zepher's forces lost 7 aircraft, while Dread Pirate Critters's defenders lost 53 aircraft. The attack destroyed 87.72 infrastructure in the city of VietFan. 01/13/2020 06:46 pm King Zepher of Largonia ordered an airstrike upon the nation of Forrests Critters and eliminated 12 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. King Zepher's forces lost 0 aircraft, while Dread Pirate Critters's defenders lost 0 aircraft. The attack destroyed 89.14 infrastructure in the city of Jonestown. 01/13/2020 06:46 pm King Zepher of Largonia ordered an airstrike upon the nation of Forrests Critters and eliminated 12 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. King Zepher's forces lost 0 aircraft, while Dread Pirate Critters's defenders lost 0 aircraft. The attack destroyed 87.36 infrastructure in the city of Chapel Hill. 01/13/2020 06:47 pm King Zepher of Largonia ordered an airstrike upon the nation of Forrests Critters and eliminated 12 Resistance. The attack was an immense triumph. King Zepher's forces lost 0 aircraft, while Dread Pirate Critters's defenders lost 0 aircraft. The attack destroyed 31.19 infrastructure in the city of Brigadoon and 25,301 soldiers.

Bocephus got a new job as the first mate aboard the Critters. Not having opposable thumbs is slowing him down a bit, but he can bark out orders like a mofo....

This guy should be leading Coalition B.

This game doesn’t need a change in war mechanics. This game needs a change in alliance leaders....

Arrgh!!!

BOCEPHUS

Ah, I’ve missed P-Swift’s posts....