Joe Schmo

Our CB is that I'm the better Joe.

Another one.

Me. Duh. Now let me get back to playing my funny nation browser game.

I mean... I'll take it.

Birthday Bash?

It's our birthday! Give us all your money! Please!

in that case.... lmao

They can't even hit Grumpy, cuz they're all out of range. If they are in range, Grumpy'll just buy themselves out of range.

All four slots occupied by me. I'm just that awesome.

Rest In Peace

CoA jealous of our nukes? 👀

guys.... tkr on top? weird.

cool ig

*Imperialism Intensifies*

the prelude to World War Johnsons

As a member of TKR, I'd like to say, the Johnsons were no match for us.

This has a few problems IMO The "All wars end in beige" and "Wars end after 20 turns" thing only encourages beiging before the war expires and spacing out your attacks, the former of which kind of exists already in the form of nuke beiges, and the latter just being good common sense when sitting. I don't like how winning wars gives more recruitable units, since that only makes it much much harder to fight back against a losing war, and gives the winner more "momentum" than you. Keep in mind, you're going to have a sizeable portion of your fighting force out of the fight or with 10% weaker units. The beige timer only going down when there's no defensives is a pretty good solution to the problem though.

cat pics! yay! 🐈 oh, and congrats on the treaty ig.

Johnsons is a hegemony no matter how small they get bc they have big di Johnsons energy.

man, so many blocs now. so many changes. to a more eventful 2022!

Did you have a stroke while writing this? I'm not a doctor, but I'd recommend Grammarly so that your posts don't spread the brain damage that you clearly have sustained. lol i swear i didn't see this before writing my post

have fun y'all. remember, nothing below the belt, and anyone down for more than 10 seconds loses the match.

I feel orbis politics is stagnant, but I wouldn't wholly blame grumpy for it. I would blame everyone for not taking risky moves in general, because risk-aversion isn't a problem exclusive to grumpy.

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"Ahh s###, here we go again." -BW funni post