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GBC News: Goand Wins Orbolympics Bid

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News from Goand.   Goand Wins Orbolympic Bid

Crowds cheering in the city of Arrantilla. (GBC Photos)   Frand, Goand - After days of trepidation, anxiety, waiting, and excitement, the International Orbolympic Committee finally chose the winning bid. Goand won the bid after boiling down potential bids to four nations: Normanlandia, Fraggle Rock, Harzotchka, and Goand. Crowds cheered in cities all over Goand where city governments set up large screens in their city centres. The government then published a statement thanking the IOC for choosing Goand as the host nation, and extending a hand to those nations whose bids weren't successful.   The nation of Fraggle Rock wasn't so thrilled, however. After losing the bid, the government published a statement complaining about how they tried bribing the IOC into choosing them. They then decided to pull out of the Orbolympics, and will not participate in the upcoming games, then proceeded to make a thinly-veiled threat against Goand, saying 'If any nation sends athletes to these games, they are doing so with the risk out them not coming home, or coming home slightly glowing.'. The nation then established their own Orbolympics, dubbed the Super Duper Very Special Orbolympics, or SDVSO for short. Politicians in Goand, including the (ceremonial) President, John Brinks, critisised the threat and called it 'very unsportsman-like'. The Prime Minister is expected to release a statement regarding the incident later today.
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Note: All units are in Celsius.   Frand - 37°
Adlon - 35°
Zogun - 37°
Bucidnon-Alsacoff - 38°
Liwayway - 26°
Edenia - 30°
Salinas - 29°
Harlatr - 32°
Arrantilla - 34°
Garja - 38°  
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Peter Quill

Peter Quill

 

News Blog: 11

Hello and welcome to HNS 24/7, Hungadada's most trusted news network.

Onwards with today's news!   Alpha Complex DSDH: A newly built headquarters for the DSDH was completed yesterday. The DSDH moved into the new HQ and has begun operations. Known as Alpha Complex, the DSDH HQ cost $200,000,000 and is built on 200 acres of land. The DSDH HQ features state-of-the-art technology and is built to themes of the future. Renowned Hungadadian architect Sir John Mackenzie was in charge of designing not only the DSDH HQ but also HIS HQ nearby. Both buildings are operational. Alpha Complex is stated to be one of the most secure complexes in Hungadada, and mixes traditional security with the latest improvements in security.   Alpha Complex also features its own food courts, relaxation centers, gyms, post offices, parks, and more. The new complex stresses clean energy, and does not rely on carbon based fuels for energy, instead using a fusion reactor and solar panels.   Speaking about security, the IHA and the IHAF maintain bases nearby. We got the oppurtunity to interview Alpha Complex Director Rowan Guild, and we asked him a few questions.   HNS: Why was the decision made to move to Alpha Complex?   Director Guild: The Emperor, in consultation with his cabinet, made the executive decision to move the DSDH HQ to a bigger, better location. The old building was getting too small for our enlarging workforce, and so the decision was made to build a complelty new headquarters. This complex should fulfill our needs for the next 100 years. Alpha Complex oozes new technology, and gives us better skils to do the things we do.   HNS: We're hearing rumours about a "Beta Complex" being built. What can you say?   Director Guild: Although I cannot go into too much detail, I can say that a new agency HCESA has been created, and it will replace CEI.   HNS: What is your role in the day-to-day function of Alpha Complex?   Director Guild: My role mainly is to manage function of Alpha Complex. All DSDH operations will be managed by DSDH Director Sir Aaron Bach and his staff. My staff and myself will ensure that Alpha Complex functions smootly, and any issues are taken care of.   HNS: There has been no comment from HIS regarding their new HQ. Are they currently occupying the other building?   Director Guild: I am not authorised to comment on that matter, however HIS is currently functioning from a new HQ.   HNS: Director Guild, thank you for your time.  
OTHER NEWS:  
HAA Founded: Hungadada has founded the Hungadada Aerospace Administarion, which will take over aviation duties from the DSDH Civillian Wing. The HAA will also work on beginning a space program, in order to bring Hungadada to space. It is widely accepted that Manufacturing Complex A3 will be used as a factory to build spacecraft. The HAA estimates that it can get an astronaut beyond the moon in 5 years.
Rhino Escapes Zoo: A rhino has reportedly escaped its ensclosure at Amber City Zoo, and may be wandering the streets of Amber. Residents are asked to remain inside and out of sight, and lock doors if possible. The rhino, which goes by the name of "Tammy" is heavily pregnant, and is expected to give birth in a few days. Zoo keepers, emergency services and volunteers are on the lookout.   Anyone who sees the rhino should call the emergency hotline: 555-987-123.   Rare Birds Found Dead: 2 Forest Owlets have been found dead. Park Ranger Jones found the two birds while on patrol. These brids are critcally endangered. A criminal case has now been opened at Gull Prosecutors Office. Bullet holes were found in the bodies of the owls. Anyone with relevant information is asked to contact their local police station. A suspect has been arrested, after feathers and blood were found on his person.  
That will end today's broadcast.
 

GBC News: Elections Underway in Goand

GBC News
News from Goand.
 
Elections Underway in Goand

Frand, Goand-
Elections have recently started in Goand, a country that most pundits have agreed has been neglect at the hands of the Partido Conserbatibo (Conservative Party), with numerous raids by renegade nations, multiple alliance changes, a disastrous isolationist policy that has seen left Goand's foreign involment (which used to be high) at an all-time low (it is said that the Prime Minister, Helena Stratsberg, does not get briefed as much on foreign issues as her predecessor, Dylan Pascua). Multiple vote-of-no-confidence motions from the opposition Social Democratic Party have been blocked by the ruling Conservatives, to the chagrin of most opposition parties and even some Conservative MPs, a faction of the party known as the Wild Childs, led by Frederico Canto, a former Defence Minister. The group has threatened multiple times to bolt out of the party to join the more right-wing Bagong Goand (New Goand) party. Anna Fredericson, one of the MPs who represents Allo township in Bucidnon-Alsacoff, explained their opposition to Stratsberg. 'We don't want some idiot running the country', she said in Filipino.
While the Conservatives were mired in infighting, the Social Democrats and another minority party, the Centrist Liberal Party, have been relatively stable. The Social Democrats, headed once again by former Prime Minister Dylan Pascua, are in fighting form once again, after a few years of their own problems. Pascua, who is now 46, hopes to take back control of Parliament. 'The Conservatives have consistently shown that they are unable to form a united front to serve the people of Goand', he answered in an ambush interview near his house in Adlon. The Centrist Liberal Party, a relatively new party, have also had a strong showing in recent polls, have also been relatively stable. Led by Stennis Rickbourg, son of notorious hotelier Jacques Rickbourg, they have presented themselves as a moderate alternative to the two traditional parties. Other parties registered for elections is the far-left-wing Communist Party of Goand, the right-wing Partido Bagong Goand (New Goand Party), the classical liberal Libertarian Party, and the fascist New Unity Party.


Peter Quill

Peter Quill

 

Expansion

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.

The Future Is Built On The Sacrifices Of The Past!  
Please stand by, for a speech from our Bird-Emperor.
      Hatred Breeds Strength: Report Pacifism, Absenteeism, Half-Heartedism, And Excessive Tolerance Today!   It Is Your Duty: Report Even Speckled Eggs Today!   Failure To Follow State Doctrine Is A Terminable Offense!

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

 

RANA Edition #1

Breaking News: 13th Motorized Leger decimated
The Netherlands chairman of the Royal Armed Forces Council Hans Hoffman reported that at 11:14 AST an Islamic Liberation Offensive into northern syria in an attempt to dismay Coalition forces caught the entire Coalition off-gaurd, and reports that the 13th Motorized Leger has been decimated, with a full retreat into lebanon, after the 13th Motorized was shattered the 8th Thunderian Naval Taskforce itself was decimated, taking heavy losses being pushed back and completely encircled by the Islamic Liberation Army Northern Front. The 13th Motorized remnants have begun a massive retreat into Southern Lebanon, nearly 700-1000km from its original position. All Dutch troops in Syria have retreated and gone to Lebanon and its reserves from Cyprus being called in, the 13th Motorized Leger remnants and all remaining dutch troops are reorganizing and the 6th Armee has begun its counter attack. With nearby Swedish and San Florian armies also being heavily beaten back as they attempted a counter-attack. The Netherlands has begun to deploy an additional 13,000 troops brining the dutch troops in the Middle East to 30,000+  
Breaking News: Empress Victoria declares a state of emergency
The Netherlands new Empress has declared a state of emergency after the Islamic Liberation Organization launched a series of terror attacks across The Netherlands, with Emperor Leopard I declaring he would increase his efforts against ILO, he has even mobilized another 17,000 troops brining the Dutch Army to 87,000. The Empress and has ordered the Imperial Jäger to move into the city, marking the 3rd time the Jägers have been deployed into The Netherlands, the Empress has also ordered all government and civil ministries to begin operating 24/7 and has called in the 17,000 Dutch reserves. The Royal Family quickly released a statement saying "We offer our condolences to all the family members of lost loved ones. Those responsible will pay and they will not escape, remain vigilant and remain."   Royal News: Empress Victoria and Emperor Leopard I depart
The Empress has been seen leaving to the Kingdom of Wintery a long time ally of the Netherlands where she is said to discuss military and economic development, as well as rumors they shall discuss the issue of Japan. Nearby Emperor Leopard and Prince Harrow's 80th Airkorps have gone to Hungadada and met with Emperor Tristar where they declared the coalition stands in unity and these petty attacks will not undermine our nations.   Princess Maxima has been given task of Empress till their return, the remaining family members have gone to their business with Prince Harrow and his elite and legendary 80th Airkorps returning to Lebanon in a Coalition attempt to relief the besieged Thunderian Army in northern lebanon.   Royal News: "Emperor" van Reimerink found
Caledonian Ambassador reported to the Empress and Emperor before their departure that Emperor van Reimerink was found dead in the Indian Jungles where he was sentenced to exile by Grand-Empress Wolf.   Royal News: Australian President quick visit to the Hague
A quick last mininute visit by President Hunter of Australia caught the entire nation off guard, the President spoke at the The Hague International Model United Nations Conference speaking with delegates who will be the future of the world as he put it, he also spoke at the Hague International School of Commerce and Finance University. With news that President Hunters daughter Emily burns Hunter has enrolled and begun her semester at The HISCFU.

Wolfie

Wolfie

 

Channel 7 News Edition 4

Breaking News: Darwin under quarantine
Darwin has become the epicenter of a deadly virus classified as NH-02. Scientists around the globe have begun to wonder how a deadly virus like NH-02 could have even arisen, with most scientists believing it an act of bio-terrorism or an accident. Bio-Corp has not responded to various allegations that Bio-Corp was testing NH-01 and NH-02 and that NH might be a huge project of the multi-billion company.   Breaking News: The Coalition
The Coalition has become a defensive pact, with Heads of State from 8 different nations signing the Damascus Accords which opens the Coalition Economic and Defensive Pact. The Netherlands, Australia, Sweden, Hungadada, Lebanon, Chernigov, San Florence, and Thundera have agreed for the Economic prosperity and defense of each other. With many very astonished as many of these nations have had previous conflicts of disputes. Security Analysts and Political Analysts assume a new phase of a Cold War will begin as Nuclear Armed States on both Defensively pacts of the IDO and Coalition may see a turbulent future. General Muhmmad of the Coalition has called this a grea victory and the Coalition success in the Middle East stopping the violent and aggressive Arabian government and their minions of evil ILO and other terror groups to the Coalition Task Force in Panama safeguarding international trade and its ally. Coalition Forces hope for a   Historic Meeting: Chairman Mitsunari arrives in Australia
The World watches as Chairman Mitsunari of the Peoples Republic of Communist Japan and President Hunter of the Commonwealth of Australia alongside Minister of Economics of Japan and Secretaries of State Underwood and Commerce Leah Di Nac, claiming the theories that this would be something other than economics, We now take you live to the President and Chairman speaking   Australia and Japan have opened a new chapter in relations, it is an honor for Australia to host Japan one of our strongest trade partners, but more importantly a friend, we hope our talks will lead to success and increase trade and revive the fallen trust and friendship caused by recent events. - President Hunter   We are honored by the warm welcomes and hope that we may continue to work together for the betterment of our people. Recently some questions have arisen over some issues concerning the position of Australia with concern of our nation, despite this I believe we can move past these disagreements and create stronger ties that will benefit both of our nations equally. Thank you - Chairman Mitsunari   No Further information Channel 7 news will have more updates soon.
 

News Blog: Post 10

Hi!   Welcome to HNS 24/7 News Blog. We'll go straight into the news today!  
TERROR ATTACKS IN PORT ROYALTY: Hungadada is reeling from an enormous terrorist attack on the nation's capital. 310 people are dead after bombs exploded in Port Royalty. Many victims succumbed to their injuries overnight. The ILO terrorist group has claimed responsibility. The Imperial Palace, Imperial Palace Press Grounds, Hungadada News Service Headquarters, Hungadada News Service Regional Reporting Center, Port Royalty Naval Base, and Port Royalty Energy Authority Building (plus 4 power stations) were attacked.   Official figures state that 24 bombs went off during a 2 hour period. Many bombs were packed into crowded areas. The Imperial Palace was heavily damaged, with the Emperor and his cabinet evacuated. HNS HQ and HNS RRC were both attacked, thus causing a network blackout. At least 43 journalists were killed after 3 bombs exploded on the Imperial Palace Press Grounds. The Naval Base was moderately damaged after gunfire and a bomb exploded outside the security perimeter. 4 power stations went offline as they were attacked.   Hungadadian officials have no idea as to the motive of the attack. Shortly after these attacks, The Netherlands, one of Hungadada's allies also fell victim to a terrorist attack.   Soldiers patrol the now empty streets. The government declared a state of emergency with all travel banned, and borders closed. Security forces have overwhelmed Port Royalty, and information regarding their movements is heavily restricted.   12 people have been arrested. 9 are suspected of carrying out the attacks, while 3 are accused of aiding the terrorists.   POLICE RAIDS UNCOVER MORE TERROR PLOTS: Amber police raided multiple locations earlier today, and arrested 70 individuals. They are accused of planning terrorist acts. Computer files, and notes were seized indicating more plans to attack Lionsgate, Gull and Fort Granger. All 70 will be trialed within 3 days.  
That will end today's broadcast. Our information will be limited since we have no where to gather information from (our HQ and RRC were heavily damaged in the attack). Please bear with us while we re-coup and work to return to where we left off.
 

A "Brief" Explanation of Meonesia's Government

It is by Repadatari Edatari that the peoples of Meonesia maintain the ability of being ruled by a small aristocracy consisting of three families, the eldest of which are the triumvirs (with exception to the original three triumvirs who maintain their position) in the Meonesian Royal Triumvirate. In the year 1393, a Meonesian woman named Repadatari Edatari explained a possible governmental system called the Edatari system. This system, with modification, is the system in use currently by Meonesia.   The Meonesian Triumvirate was set up after the swift invasion of Meonesia by the Kingdom of the Evenstar led nobly by King Thalmor. The democratic system was abolished and replaced by a monarchy, led by Queen Orqan Iaos. However, Iaos realized she lacked confidence in herself to represent and lead the entire country on here own, thus setting up the royal triumvirate, needing the consent of all three triumvirs in order to enact major decision. This was, as said by Iaos, "A way to easily balance out the power of the government while still having the supreme monarchy system however with modification".   However, the Meonesian governing body does not truly consist purely of three people. While the triumvirate makes many major decisions, a council of persons each appointed by the triumvirs, called the Royal Council, ensures to act within their departments, as well as advise the triumvirate should it be required. The Royal Council lacks the ability to create laws, and only is able to act on other actions or upon their own. Each councilperson has a separate appointment and dedication. For example, one may be responsible for ensuring the safety of Meonesia by moving troops and units and ordering their action. The addition of the Royal Council is the main difference between the current Meonesian governmental system and the Edatari System. The original system set up by Edatari lacked the Royal Council and determined that none should have power but the exclusive aristocracy of the Triumvirate.   Because of the need to have three triumvirs, each family, or house, is prevented from merging families through marriage or by other means. This is to avoid two royal houses merging into a single house and causing the need of the development of another house. In the event that the line of a house ends, the other two triumvirs must unanimously agree to the appointment of another house and triumvir. Should they be indecisive in this matter, one of the Royal Council will be appointed, by vote of the Royal Council. However, the event of even the end of the line of a house is extremely unlikely.   In order to show dedication to their nation, anyone in the three royal families must serve in the Meonesian military, and are required to maintain the rank of Private and receive no exclusive treatment. This must be done for two years, once they reach the age of eighteen. Should they be unwilling to do this, they will be exiled, and permanently banned from entering the country. This is all to prove that they are worthy and noble enough to lead such a nation.   For a person to be a member of the Royal Council, similar action must be taken. A nominee for Royal Council must have served in the Meonesian military for at least one year.   There are four main buildings in which the Meonesian government operates: The Palace of the Triumvirate, the permanent residence of the three royal families The Royal Council Building, which holds the Royal Council offices and meeting rooms The Qasquild, which holds many offices of smaller divisions of the Meonesian Royal Council Meokraud National Fort, which holds military offices, while also being the takeoff and landing runway for Meonesian government officials as well as other nations' diplomats and/or leaders

Ekejen Luish

Ekejen Luish

 

News Blog: Post 9

Welcome to HNS 24/7.   After a short break, we're back! New scheduling combined with viewer input means that this blog will post regularly, however not daily. We will always cover the latest and greatest of Hungadadian news and events. So jump in!   Minister Resigns: Minister of Economic Affairs Laura James has officially resigned. James' resignation comes amid a government investigation into misuse of state funds by her cabinet. Minister James met with the Emperor to formally hand in her resignation. Currently, Minister James is under house arrest while the investigation continues. Jubilation erupted outside the Palace, where exuberant anti-James supporters celebrated. 3 people were injured resisting police removal of the celebrators due to crowd control issues.   Emperor to Salute Fallen Soldiers: Emperor Tristar Majestica will travel to Lionsgate-Amber Air Base to honor fallen soldiers. 178 coffins will return from Lebanon, where Hungadada and its coalition allies were fighting the ILO. The Emperor will then meet families of the fallen. Hungadada will later honour its service members with a 2 day mourning period (dates to be announced).   Port Royalty Memorial Statue Erected: A statue and monument in honour of 1,487 victims of the Port Royalty terrorist attacks has been officialy opened. His Majesty Emperor Tristar Majestica presented an opening statement: "Today, we honour the victims of the attacks on Port Royalty. Terrorisim cannot exist alongside our society. This monument will stand not only as a tribute but also as a stark reminder of the duty we all have in the fight against terrorism. Families, I grieve with you. Your family members did not die in vain. Because we will rise, and we will remove the stain of terrorisim from Orbis. Thank you"   That will end today's broadcast.
 

Channel 7 News Edition 3

Coalition News   The Coalition was happy to sign Sweden into the coalition, but things took a twist after Chernigov has also begun the process to join The Coalition. Secretary General Muhammad has called this an unexpected turn of events, With Damascus in our hands, we are one step closer to peace in the middle east.   (This is just coming in, San Florence has also begun its process to join The Coalition)
National News
Communist Japan has begun the process of the idea of an Embargo on Australia, in contact with its allies Australia warns any embargo on Australia will be hit twice as hard, with the economic trade that was nearly 2.4 Billion rapidly plummeting to 1 Billion instead, with Australian Companies leaving Japan and Japanese Companies leaving Australia, Secretary of Commerce Leah Di Nac said "We are sad to see the trade between our nations halting, but The Australian Government does stand by its decision if Japan thinks that it can threaten to kill our citizens and that we will turn a blind eye then they are wrong. They can assume we are the evil force, but tell me. Who is evil those who threaten to raze a city to the ground, or those who say we will talk? Mr. Chairman, the door to friendship is open, but you must be the one to open it.  
National News
Australian Forces in Syria celebrated a major victory in capturing Damascus and Allies Forces capturing Homs. The Arab Republic of Lebanon has already become one of Australia's biggest trade partner. Its nearly 56 million population has already moved above its nearly 65% Poverty rate to 12% and is set to be 2% by December, Coalition Forces have begun their withdrawal in Lebanon to keep only 10,000 Coalition Troops and move the rest to begin their attacks on The Islamic Liberation Organization President Hunter and Defense Secretary Hoffman have called this a great achievement and see the fall of The Islamic Liberation Organization on the Horizon
National News  Schools reopen, with a drop of 2% in students but many analysts see that it will begin to rise back. Secretary of Education Eric Lexus has said he believes in our future and that it will be safeguarded. The Educational Self-Defense Force has been a strong force in schools with students feeling more secure, as well as Bullying,Crime, and other heinous things on a rapid decline from 3% down to .5% which has caught some off guard. High-End Security donated by Aussie Backyards has been a great help in protecting schools from terror groups   Intelligence News
A joint Intelligence Unit from Wintery and Caledonia arrived and helped with interrogating the 13 bombers who attempted to hijack IA-60 which was heading to Tokyo and attempted to hijack an aircraft heading to Syndey. The Lead Agent Pack Member (Name Classified) has said we have achieved some success with us gaining intel on terror cells across Asia and in the middle east. Wintery Pack members were able to raid an ILO stronghold capturing 13kg worth of explosive and high-grade weaponry with targets on the Japanese, Australian, and Royal Palace/Embassies. The Wintery Royal Family has called this a great achievement
 

New City

On this day, Outpost 14 has finished construction on the Taiwanese Colony, off the coast of the Order's mainland. This new city will contain all of the same benefits and luxuries as all of the other Outposts have, but Outpost 15's industry will be dedicated towards space travel and maritime military construction.

Although the Order of Humanity's space program has been quiet for many months, it is still maintaining a moon colony and a space station. With Outpost 15, the Order is expecting to make advances in interstellar travel soon, with plans for colonies in other parts of the Solar System.

Techcraft2

Techcraft2

 

Hrar and Bzal turn into warzones

The Peaceful tribes and villages of Hrar and Bzal beacons of peace and prosperity have been turned into war zones, with Coalition and Arabian-Backed Terror groups and ILO fighting for control of the two towns of Hrar and Bzal.  
Northern Campaign
After Australian Forces were pushed 3km back out of Bzal, Coalition forces quickly captured Bzal and gained a foothold in Hrar. Dutch Forces have been battling the Arabian-Backed Terror Groups alongside ILA forces. Coalition Leadership can reveal that Hrar has been captured by Islamic Liberation Forces The Dutch 6th "Panthers" Armee with 4 Divisions from Australia 5 from Hungadada and 3 new division to arrive from Thundera. The 6th Armee been forced back out of the region with 8 Brigades all that remain from a breakthrough in the Coalition Lines.  
Battle for Damascus
The Coalition Forces have begun to capture key cities and towns that have opened the route for Damascus, with The 3rd Royal Army and its 10-14 Allied Divisions poised to move on Damascus where heavy fighting has begun to bog down troops. Coalition Forces have begun to bomb ILO positions relentlessly with light civilian casualties.   Southern Campaign
Coalition Forces under Hungadada's 8th Army have received much-needed reinforcements by the armies arriving from Thundera. The 8th Army has 8 Allied Divisions in its arsenal and has begun to capture the last ILO and ILA Stronghold left in Southern Lebanon.
 

Afribuskyoslavic News

AINN
New City Finally Complete
The new city that was to be build is finally established. The city was named Voskoov after Almie Voskoov, Anastia Orlav's Brother. Victor Orlav stated in his speech at the Grand Opening of the city, "Many had told me Afribuskyoslav needed another great city. I decided to wait until after the war, for the protection of the city." Many have moved to Voskoov for new jobs.  
Sales for New Drink Skyrocket!
A new drink was created after the war bject was by Military Colonel Joeseph Black. He created the drink out of Rum that was stolen from Arrgh. The Rum was modified and mixed with liquefied duck liver and swordfish bone marrow. Then it is cooled, mixed with lemon juice and grapes. Then it is dyed blue. When deciding the name, Colonel Black decided to make a joke on one world leader he disliked. The drink was named the "Roz-Ale-ia" The bottle has an eagle on it. The cost of each bottle was put at $0.80 due to the huge demand. Rum production in Afribuskyoslav increases.   Odd object seen in sky (again)
Yet another object was seen in the Afribuskyoslavic sky, But this one was not manmade. it was an odd blue object moving very fast. First, it was thought to be a comet, but it was not near any star. Here it is through high definition telescope technology:
  It may look like a galaxy with a trail but those are particles of hydrogen. The center is an unknown object, but it seems to be repelling and attracting the large pieces of hydrogen. More research is being done.   Artist gets $2,000 for "Art"
An artist named Almie Vurtcroft wanted to show everyone what he thought of modern art. He said "I believe modern art is very useless and dumb." To prove his point, he drew this:

"Today, this random assortment of lines would be called 'art'" Then he began mocking a museum tour guide: "this represents the troubles of today's society!" The crowd laughed. But they had no idea what was about to happen. Two days later, an art collector asked to buy his add assortment of lines for $2,000! The artist accepted the deal. In a later interview he said, "this proves my point". The Art collector later sold the art to the museum of art in Orvanic for $3,000.   That ends this edition of AINN!

Marcus Agrur

Marcus Agrur

 

MTS Impossibility Returns

Only two hours ago, the flying city MTS Impossibility returned from it's month-long voyage into the reaches of space, over a thousand lightyears away. It found two of all three habitable planets inhabited. The scientists brought information and photos, the crew brought experience, the rich people brought reviews, and the military brought nothing because the ship was not attacked.       Here are some of the photographs:

TBI-9-03 was the first planet visited. This planet was inhabited by sea creatures, however no intelligent life forms were found. There is very little land on this planet.      
TBI-9-01 was the second planet viseted. It was uninhabited, however. Unfortunately, it happened to be under constant bombardment of matter from the rings. This planet had no life whatsoever on it, probably due to the fact that the air is extremely toxic, as is the water.      
TBI-9-02 was the final planet visited. It was inhabited with sea creatures, plants, and land animals, as well as birds ranging from the size of a coin to the size of a car. This planet had mostly earth-like conditions. It also had intelligent creatures, with civilizations.

Above is a photograph of one of their cities, displaying their interesting architecture and culture. The two people in the picture are Meonesians that went on the voyage and visited this city.   Unfortunately, when photographers went to take pictures of the creatures, they destroyed the cameras. Meonesian scientists were eventually able to establish a basic communication with the creatures, as their language has yet to be deciphered.   Another voyage to this planet will be launched in July, and this will be for an entire 6 months (Orbis Standard Calendar).

Ekejen Luish

Ekejen Luish

 

News Blog: Post 8

Hello, and welcome to Hungadada News Service 24/7's News Blog. We will report the latest on the Imperial Republic of Hungadada on this blog.   26 years ago HNS 24/7 was founded with the principles of unbiased, factual news. We strive to bring you, the viewer (or the reader in this case), the most up-to-date news about Hungadada. That's why we were voted 'Most Trusted Major News Service' 24 times in a row!   Onwards with today's news!   BREAKING NEWS ALERTS:   BREAKING NEWS: Police Arrest ILO Sympathisers: Fort Granger police conducted an anti-terror raid which resulted in the arrest of 8 suspected ILO sympathisers. Among other incriminating evidence, plans to attack Amber Music Festival (average annual attendance: 92,000), and the Imperial Palace were found. Communications with suspicious persons were also discovered. The HBCI (Hungadada Bureau for Crime Investigation) has taken over the investigation, and intelligence has been sent to relevant authorities.
Hungadada is currently involved with 'Coalition Freedom', an anti-terror alliance which is combatting the ILO and terror in the Middle East.   OTHER NEWS:   CHEMICAL SPILL ON HR11: A truck laden with chemicals from Manufacturing Complex A3 was involved in a muli-vehicle collision at approximately 9:32PM. The accident, although well after rush hour, caused a 17km traffic jam, and also a chemical spill on the HR11 (Hungadada Road 11). DST's (Dangerous Substance Team) were sent to the site of the accident from Fort Hungadada. The chemicals, although not inherently dangerous, were a cause for concern. Luckily, the DST teams were able to clear up much of the chemicals on the road, and 2 out of 5 lanes were open. At a press conference DST leader John Mackenzie estimated that it would take another 3-5 hours to completely declare the area safe.   BRIDGE COLLAPSE IN AMBER: Steele J. Jones Bridge has collapsed following unrelenting weather and heavy snow in the city of Amber. The streets were empty at the time of the collapse. No one was hurt. City officials say that the bridge collapsed due to the weight of snow and ice on the cables and supports. An investigation is being conducted by the Ministry of Transportation. CEI predicts that this bout of strong weather will end on Sunday. 4 people have already died as a result of the weather.   PixoLight Stadium Re-Opened: Following renovations, Hungadada Falcons PixoLight Stadium was re-opened for sporting and public events. The renovation costed Lionsgate $30,000,000. The screens were changed. Seats were redesigned to be more comfortable. 3 new fanzines were built. Better crowd control features were added, along with new security measures. All lighting was replaced with energy efficient bulbs. The new lights are also more eye friendly. VIP Seating was redesigned to include a lounge, and a gourmet bar/restaurant. Overall, the stadium looks to have improved significantly.   That will end today's broadcast.
 

Meonesian Southwest Coast Contaminated

Water Contaminated on the Southwest Coast of Meonesia
Veswesten - The citizens were extremely alert when a state of emergency was called for all coastal cities and towns on the southwest coasts of Meonesia, and a warning issued to the remainder of Meonesia. A press conference was called, and it had been announced that Jartyuqal Nuclear Research Facility had detected alarmingly large amounts of radiation coming from the direction of the ocean. After further investigation, the water had been deemed fully contaminated along the coasts. Residents and visitors in the area have been advised to leave immediately until it is safe to return. After even more investigation, areas along the Veswesten River had been found to be contaminated as well. Although the cause is not fully known, it is suspected that it has come from the nuclear detonations in central America by the Order of Humanity. However, as stated, the cause is not known, and investigations will continue.

Ekejen Luish

Ekejen Luish

 

News Blog: Post 7

Hello, and welcome to Hungadada News Service 24/7's News Blog. We will report the latest on the Imperial Republic of Hungadada on this blog.

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Hungadada-Thundera Relations Established: Earlier today, Minister of Foreign Affairs Daniel Jackson announced a new chapter in Hungadadian foreign relations. Behind the doors, Hungadada and Thundera established formal relations after announcing embassies for each other. Hungadada and Thundera both control much of the land on the Isles, and so relations are in order. There are unconfirmed rumours that an MDP may also be signed,

Hungadada-Dutch Relations Established: In another new chapter in Hungadadian foreign relations, Emperor Tristar Majestica announced that formal relations between Hungadada and the Netherlands have been established. Hungadada now has an embassy in Amsterdam, while the Netherlands has an embassy in Pory Royalty.

That will conclude today's broadcast.
 

News Blog: Post 6

Hello, and welcome to Hungadada News Service 24/7's News Blog. We will report the latest on the Imperial Republic of Hungadada on this blog.   26 years ago HNS 24/7 was founded with the principles of unbiased, factual news. We strive to bring you, the viewer (or the reader in this case), the most up-to-date news about Hungadada. That's why we were voted 'Most Trusted Major News Service' 24 times in a row!       Onwards with the news!   BREAKING NEWS: Australia-Hungadada MDOAP: Behind closed doors, the leaders of both nations signed an MDOAP treaty. This will solidify relations between Hungadada and Australia. His Majesty Emperor Tristar Majestica issued a short statement while taking the time to bash his critics:   "I was recently involved in discussions with my Australian counterpart. We discussed an MDOAP treaty. I can proudly announce today that the friendship between our two nations grows stronger with the signing of an MDOAP treaty. For my critics: an MDOAP treaty will not draw our nation into a war frenzy, so I advise you to stop bickering about such untrue things. The Australia-Hungadada MDOAP treaty will allow defense to flourish, as both our nations are now bound to protect each other when the need arises. Thank you."   His Majesty is currently in Australia for a meeting with coalition members.   BREAKING NEWS: Ministry of Internal Affairs Issues Arrest Warrant for General E.B. Magnus: The Ministry of the Interior has issued an arrest warrant for General E.B. Magnus. The General, who served as leader of the Imperial Hungadadian Army (IHA), was accused of treason, after confidential documents in his possession were leaked. The documents are said to have contained information about new systems being developed. Magnus has so far avoided arrest after police went to his home to arrest him. It is possible that Magnus has already escaped the country.   BREAKING NEWS: Minister of Economic Affairs to Resign: The Minister of Economic Affairs Laura James is set to resign in a few days amid an investigation by the government. The investigation in question concerns why $200,000,000 in funding was not accounted for. Several junior ministers have already come forward with evidence citing possible misuse of state funds.   BREAKING NEWS: Weather Warnings Issued in Amber and Gull: CEI (Climate and Environment Insitute) issued various weather warnings for the cities of Amber and Gull. High winds and blizzard-like weather are expected. All residents are advised to remain at home, and to listen to the CEI EWBS (Emergency Weather Broadcasting System) for updates. Disaster management crews are on standby, should local authorities deem an evacuation necessary.   That will conclude today's broadcast.
 

News Blog: Post 5

Hello, and welcome to Hungadada News Service 24/7's News Blog. We will report the latest on the Imperial Republic of Hungadada on this blog.

26 years ago HNS 24/7 was founded with the principles of unbiased, factual news. We strive to bring you, the viewer (or the reader in this case), the most up-to-date news about Hungadada. That's why we were voted 'Most Trusted Major News Service' 24 times in a row!  
Onwards with the news!

Ambassador Recalled: The Ministry of Foreign Affairs announced earlier today that the Ambassador to the PRCJ, Ambassador Luca Jones has been recalled following security issues in Japan. Although the security situation has been resolved, Ambassador Luca will not be returning to the Embassy until further notice.

Security Raids: Lionsgate police conducted "Security Raids" today. 16 people were arrested. Lionsgate Police Chief Johnny Fellow issued a statement at the press conference:

"Earlier today, special teams raided 2 houses, and 4 apartments in South Lionsgate. HIS notified our special ops team that said residences were being used for terror planning purposes. I can announce today that after meticulous planning by our special ops teams, 16 people were arrested. They are currently being processed, and their charges will be announced tomorrow. Among other things, contacts to suspicious persons in the Middle East, where anti-terror operations are ongoing, were recovered. HIS has been notified, along with the DSDH and Ministry of Foreign Affairs. We will keep you updated"

Question: "Was anything indicating an attack in Hungadada uncovered?"

Chief Fellow: "Sorry, I cannot comment on that matter."

That will end today's broadcast.
 

News Blog: Post 4

Hello and welcome to Hungadada News Service 24/7's News Blog. We will report the latest on the Imperial Republic of Hungadada on this blog.   26 years ago HNS 24/7 was founded with the principles of unbiased, factual news. We strive to bring you, the viewer (or the reader in this case), the most up-to-date news about Hungadada. That's why we were voted 'Most Trusted Major News Service' 24 times in a row!   Onwards with the news!   Passenger Plane Intercepted: We can now report that the passenger jet that was intercepted by IHAF S1 Squadron had been suffering from severe technical issues. At least, that is according to the Ministry of Transportation, who is investigating the case.   DSDH Director Bach issued the following statement   At approximately 8:13PM Orbis time, HA 442 entered Hungadadian airspace from the west. Air Traffic Control attempted to contact the plane in order to give it directions. HA 442 did not respond.   The Air Force also watches over Hungadadian airspace (through a program called HADS) and was concerned when it noticed HA 442 changing direction and heading for restricted airspace at around 8:16PM Orbis time. HADS immeadiatley notitied the S1 Squadron, and fighter jets were scrambled. The Emperor was briefed. HA 442 had now become a threat to national security.   IHAF planes sucessfully intercepted the aircraft at approximately 8:19PM UTC. Communications were attempted on all freqencies, to no avail. The pilots inside, seemed to be stressed, and moving frantically. They did not notice the two fighter jets beside them. Warning shots were fired at 8:23PM Orbis time. The pilots onboard HA 442 noticed, and were directed to land at Lionsgate Air Force Base. All 127 passengers and crew were security screened, and released.   At this time, the MoT is currently investigating. Although a severe technical fault is suspected, we ask that you not speculate the cause of this threat.   Thank you.  
EMM and Military Operation: His Majesty called an EMM yesterday. We speculated that the HA 442 event would have been the reason, however, the Emperor made a surpise announcement yesterday.   "I called an EMM today because I was alerted to the fact that one of our allies needed help in a fight. It was the fight against terror. Terrorism cannot continue to co-exist with civilised society, and therefore, Hungadada has vowed today, to help in the efforts to end these vile actions that ruin lives. I hereby announce Operation Good Riddance launched."   His Majesty also launched Operation Good Riddance, which will send a total of 14,000 troops to the Middle East to fight terror alongisde our allies. Tanks, an aircraft carrier, aircraft, and special forces are all being mobilised. These will all be sent after compuslory military excerises are complete tomorrow. According to a senior member inside the Palace, HIS (Hungadadian Intelligence Service) has also been placed on high alert, and is reviewing protocols on intelligence collection andsharing, and terrorisim prevention.   That will end today's broadcast.
 

News Blog: Post 3

Hello and welcome to Hungadada News Service 24/7's News Blog. We will report the latest on the Imperial Republic of Hungadada on this blog.     26 years ago HNS 24/7 was founded with the principles of unbiased, factual news. We strive to bring you, the viewer (or the reader in this case), the most up-to-date news about Hungadada. That's why we were voted 'Most Trusted Major News Service' 24 times in a row!   Onwards with the news:   BREAKING NEWS: We are just getting word that fighter jets from the IHAF S1 sqadron have intercepted a passenger plane in Hungadadian airspace. It is currently unknown why this jet was intercepted. S1 planes are sent up only when a national security is at risk.   BREAKING NEWS: According to an Imperial Palace spokesperson an Emergency Ministry Meeting (EMM) has been scheduled. It is unclear as to why an EMM has been called. EMM's are only called during matters of serious consequence and have only been called 14 times in our history. A convoy of vehicles, presumably carrying the ministers has just entered the palace. It is fully possible that the EMM is a result of the interception of the passenger jet by IHAF S1
 

Channel 7 News Edition #2

Breaking News: Australia joins SEACO
The Australian Secretary of Commerce and President Lucia signed the SEACO Agreement which will allow the Australian Government to join SEACO. The President calls this a great and huge achievement, which will open 2.3 Million jobs by 2010 and will increase the Australian GDP by 3.4% by December. The Department of Commerce and Department of State called this signing a major win for the future of Australia. However, the Department of Defense was sent a notice by the SEACO Headquarters in Bangkok that it would need to be able to field an army much bigger than its current size as well as increasing its defense spending from 1.3% to 3.6% by 2013. The Conservative Party has been hammering this agreement and calling it the End of Australia. The recent Referendum to join and be a part of the United Accords   Breaking News: Planned Terrorist Attack
The Royal Australian Central Intelligence Service yesterday apprehended 3 suspects whom were assumed to be planning a new wave of terror attacks. A spokesman for the Royal Australian Central Intelligence Service in a CIS press release said that "3 Suspects were captured by the RACIS and were discovered in the planned attacking of Educational institutes across Australia. The Royal Armed Forces have been notified alongside the Educational Defense Force. Measure are being taken to help protect and safeguard educational institutes in the Commonwealth. Some parents have begun to say they do not feel their child's safety is being met, with Parent unions forming on the issue of security   Current News: The Educational Self Defense Force begins to operate
The newly formed Royal Educational Self-Defense Force commemorated the launch of 250 bases with 450 planned bases. With funding from various nations, private donors, and government funds. The ESDF has been able to launch, with the schools reopening around the corner, we can rest assured our children's safety is being met. Secretary of Homeland Security Frank Leopard has said that "This is a big change in the Australian Nation. We must adapt and change, with the ESDF being criticized for militarizing schools. The Australian Government will not stand idle whilst our future is threatened. We will not allow the future of our nation to be brought up in a world of fear and hate. I myself have 2 children, and everyday I worry if I will be able to walk my daughter down the isle, or take her to soccer practice. Whether my son comes home every night and I can kiss him goodnight if I can wake up every morning to their screams and tantrums. But I am placing my faith in the ESDF. The question is, will you!   Current News: The Royal Armed Forces captures Head of the Islamic Liberation Organization of Syria
The Royal Australiana Armed Forces has Captured Khalid ibn Arabia. This is the biggest capture of ILO operational heads. The Australian Government has called this a great win and warns other ILO leaders that their time is ticking. The International institute of commerce has said that ILO has lost over 2 billion$ in revenue due to airstrikes on their Oil refineries and their forces being occupied by "the current war with Australia" with them calling on Muslims in Australia to join the jihad. The Islamic Society of Sydney has released a video saying that "We will not join the fake Muslims on something that is not Islam and Jihad. And says that this is not true Islam and that the ILO propaganda is not working
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