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On War

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.   None Can Oppose The Might Of The Penguin!   Please Stand by, for a speech from our Bird-Emperor:   Failure To Respond To State Salutes Is A Terminable Offense!   Failure To Enlist Is A Terminable Offense!

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Evolution

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.       Please Stand By, For A Word From Our Bird-Emperor   Subversion of Final Victory is a Terminable Offense!   Failure to Respond to State Salutes is a Terminable Offense!   Victory Stems From Self-Sacrifice.

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

The Stand of the XXVII Penguinaries

An excerpt from Dawn of the Master-Fowl: A History of The Nestingland at War, by Nurwoo.   '... As the eyes of the Superior State looked ever outward in their quest for dominion, it was inevitable that members of the lesser species would object. During the First Great War of Herringsraum, as members of the Eastern Expansion Fin marched their way towards victory, the armies of the Western Expansion Fin were checked in a violent counterpush by the combined forces of two separate empires. In an a

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Expansion

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. The Future Is Built On The Sacrifices Of The Past!   Please stand by, for a speech from our Bird-Emperor.       Hatred Breeds Strength: Report Pacifism, Absenteeism, Half-Heartedism, And Excessive Tolerance Today!   It Is Your Duty: Report Even Speckled Eggs Today!   Failure To Follow State Doctrine Is A Terminable Offense!

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Rejuvenation

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.     As the Empire digests its newest Herringsraum into the Greater Penguin Nestingland, members of the Nestingchancellery authorized the first wave of colonists to settle the depopulated holdings on the edge of Krakkian territory. Colonists are advised to be on the lookout for armed resistance, and to remember that hard work breeds strength in spirit. Colonists Will Be Determined By Random Lottery, Failure To Relocate Is a Terminable Offense! As the siz

Retribution

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.     Please wait, for a speech from our Emperor-Penguin:     Remain Indoors During Curfew Hours To Avoid Loss of Goverment Life!   Work Brings Strength: Successful Quotas Bring Us Closer To Final Victory!   Failure To Respond To State Salutes Is a Terminable Offence!

On Herringsraum.

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.   Strong of Heart, Strong in Will. The Nestingland Ministry of Expansion is proud to announce yet another successful campaign against the ever-encroaching Underbirds. Facing daunting odds on all fronts, the superior species once again has proven itself as worthy of its title as Master-Fowl. As the offensive wars expand into new territory, it is mandated all Fowl to remain indoors during curfew hours, as our cowardly enemies still attempt to enact bombing

On cleaning crews and promotions

The cleaning crew was going to have a bad day.   The fire that broke out in the computation room was due to overheating of the worn-out machine, but the damage it wrought was far worse than simply carbonizing a few rooms and suffocating a few Rockhoppers. The true damage was the halt on production it caused while the entire Nestingland Department of War was shut down to contain it. Though only behind by two days, Nespie knew that those at the Nestingland High Command were angry at their short

A Destiny Made Manifest

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.   "Deputies, Fowl of this Superior State:   Our Empire is at a crossroads. Long has been our expansion, free of hardship and empty of strife. Our buildings stand tall, our borders stretch beyond the horizon. Our times have been plentiful and bountiful. And yet- Why do our annals show naught of this, but a mere footnote? Why do our history books lay a bare paragraph from nearly a decade of peaceful expansion?   My Deputies, of this I will tell- nay, show

Be Vigilant!

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. Report all Dissent to Your Nearest NeMinE Nest Today!   The Nestingland Ministry of Espionage (NeMinE) has been allocated funding by the State to expand operations to a global scale. Utilizing top agents sequestered into the brutal prizooner-of-war camps across Orbis, these master saboteurs are hard at work training insurgents to fight for the Empire. Surgical Strikes are planned to be utilized soon against those deemed inferior. Internally, NeMinE is

The Global Question

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER.         As our highly-superior Master-Fowl scientists unlock the secrets of the world, word has spread of a new challenge to Over-Fowl dominance. The proliferation of Nuclear weapons in the hands of the unworthy, combined with their wanton use against lesser nations, has accelerated climate change to distressing levels. With tides rising and the encroachment of lesser nations seeking more habitable lands, the Nestingland sees no choice in delivering a Fina

Ascension

Citizens of Orbis:   Long has been the night. Long has been our exile from the surface. Our cities, once the envy of our enemies, have collapsed into dust. Our lands, once bordering only with the sea, have been picked apart and claimed by the unworthy. Our indomitable will, once the Proud Birthright of every Master-Fowl, has been exposed as an ephemeral shadow of its former self. No. Longer.   As the great Mythic Fowl of legend was once consumed by fire and reborn anew, so will our Empire as

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emergency Protocols enacted.

FLIPPERS ARE GOOD, FIA̻̙D̸̬̟͠Ḏ̯̹̥̀ͅL͎̱̦͉͔̯ͅEÍ͉̤̬͓͉.̸͔̭͉͙͓̪̗̥̀ ̷͔̻̥̩͈͎̲͚͞ÌPÍŸÍ̩̩̹͚͓͉̖̹R̡̫̮͓OÌ¡ÌÍ̤S͡҉̥̲͙͓̰̼PÍžÍ̶͖̳̪͈E̵̡͇̪Ì̲ÍÍ•Ì°R̢̺̦͙̯̜̬̹ͅ.̷̨̮̮̦̞       Evacuations are underway. Please relocate to the nearest F͇͕̗̰I͔͓͙̭͈̗̪̭̕͟I̞̲̬I̪̦͉͎̞N̶͖͈̺͜ ̢̲͔̮͔̟̱̲HÍœÍÌ—Ì°Ì͉͚̭̥̻À̩̤̮̺ÌÌŸI̵Í͉̹͓͙̳̙̀Ļ̤̳̱̣̖̼͜ation area. Pups and Cows first. All available mal

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Reclamation

FLIPPERS ARE GOOD, FINS AṞ̟͓ÍE̦̲̩̯͞ͅÌÌ« ̢͚̹Ì͉F͔̺̞̟̟̮͠AÍ”ÍSÌ¡Ị̯̠̀C̶̰̜͚̦IÌ•Í̮̲͕̞͎S̘̙Ì̖͖̤T   Are we clear? I say again, are we clear? Something is wrong with our comms. Be advised, enemy intelligence is on all frequencies. Sealskau has fallen. Sealingrad is no more. Something isn't right. This can't be r- OÍ̗̯̺͎̳̞ͅB̮͔͓̱̲̳͡EÍÌY̞͎̫.Í̯̲̪̱̳ ÍÍ̦͎͔͉WÌŸA̦D̢͔̖͚̱ÌÌÍ”D̩̞̹͡L̦͙E.Í͉ ̗͎͚̤P̜̹͉Ì̥͉R̺̲̗̺̪͔͜ͅƠ͇̮

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Breaking News.

Flippers are Good, Fins are Fascist!     After much decrypting of unknown transmissions deep within what was once the domain of the Fascist Enemy, we have learned of terrible news. Our foe, who we thought was finally vanquished to the ash heap of history, may truly be-   ~Transmission interrupted~   ~Transmission interrupted~   ~Transmission interrupted~   Enemies of the State:   For too long, your sickening race has held domination of this planet.

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Distressing News

FLIPPERS ARE GOOD, FINS ARE FASCIST Comms chatter within the old borders of our Fascist enemies has been noted by our communal network. As we are busy decoding the encrypted messages, the fact that there is information being passed along such channels lends one to believe that our long-dead foes are possibly still in hiding. As we decrypt said messages, more information will be brought to light in the future. Please stand by.

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Odd Happenings within the Mother-Islands

FLIPPERS ARE GOOD, FINS ARE FASCIST   Comrade Yefim Weddelsealiovich is leading the Victory Day procession.   As the Mother-Islands have begun rebuilding their ruined cities, a scouting foray into territory previously occupied by the Fascist Enemy yielded strange tidings. Melted ice, as far as the eye could perceive, was the only mark of our bitter foes, save for a single computer terminal on the outskirts of what was once their cruel capitol. Though initially hard to crack,

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

All is Lost

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE   ALL AVAILABLE TROOPS MUST REPEL THE ENEMY! FAILURE WILL BE PUNISHED WITH PECKING SQUADS! SLANDER AGAINST THE TOTAL WAR WILL BE PUNISH-   *Please stand by... ... *Please stand by...   Please Stand By, For a Word from Our Emperor Penguin   Remain in your domiciles. Failure to do so will result in summary termination. Remain in your dom-   *signal lost, attempting to reconnect* *no signal found, please try aga

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

The Nest Marches

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE       Please stand by for a speech from the Master of Master-Fowl:       Losses are Acceptable. Failure is Not.   Failure to Contribute to the Total War will result in Pecking Squads.   Disregard for Superiority of Master-fowl will result in Pecking Squads.

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Longest Peace in Krakkian History

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE     As the celebrations of the First Wars of Aggression nears to a close, the Nestingland has now entered its longest standing peace in its short history. As members of the Nestingchancellery cite the numerous positive effects this has had on the Krakkian economy, the Nestingland Ministry of War has released statistics showing that it is less than enthused. Over fifty-four percent of the current population has yet to have p

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Arms and Weapons of the Nestingland

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE   As the Anniversary of the first Wars of Aggression approach, the Nestingland Ministry of War and Expansion has decided to compile the assorted documents involving the Arms, Weapons, and War-machines of the Nestingland.   PenguinKraftWagon I "Rockhopper" Armed with a single 130mm low-velocity mortar, the PnKW I excels in anti-armor and bunker-busting operations. Though built to match the waddle-speed of the ground troops, its 200

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Announcement of the Noot-Noot Doctrine

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE   To Disobey the State is to Disobey the Emperor-Penguin!   Due to a greater need of transparency from the Nestingchancellery, the Nestingland has deemed it appropriate to reveal and explain its tenets of the Noot-Noot Doctrine. These points are State-sanctioned, and as such are to be followed in every matter of discourse.   Point One: The unification of all penguin species, regardless of location and cla

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

Reinvigoration of the Current Affairs of the Nestingland

OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE   After long hours of consultation and discussion with esteemed superiors of the Nestingland Ministry of State, the Nestingland has decided to update its information branch by adding in a weblog of pertinent information.   Due to excessive executions spurring from striking superior officers, the Fin Salute is now to be raised at the usual angle, except for straight ahead instead of straight out. Those unable or unwilling to co

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Emperor Penguin Rikkar

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