As you may know, Arrgh 'protects' seven different alliances, including the disbanded Socialist International. This is a comedy about that.
Ogaden: Let's make some booty by protecting some tiny micros!
Hereno: Is it possible Arrgh could protect Socialist International during our transition period?
Ogaden: Why sure, matees!
*SI member is attacked*
Ogaden: Focus all manpower on this man that we are being paid to attack!
Arrgh member: But what about the attacked SI member?
Hello. So, I decided that there isn't enough comedy in Orbis. I decided I am going to fix that. Every week, I will post new skits about current events in Orbis. I got this idea from my last blog about the current war. If you have any suggestions for the blogs, feel free to PM me or message me in-game. So, I hope this is fun for me and you. And sorry if they aren't that funny, Orbis just doesn't have that much comedy. But they will improve as I get better with this. Next one will most likely be p
Ok, so first, I'll get some of my friends together, and take on the biggest alliance, who has like, 5 different allies that will defend them. Then once I have completed this foolproof plan, I will turn on one of my friends, with the help of my other friends. This plan, has a 100% chance of success, what could possibly go wrong! I mean, come on, they are only the number one and three alliance, it's not like they are some of the biggest alliances! Oh, wait... Well, since we have three of us and th
Kirkishvire Announcement
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So, obviously everybody has their own personal opinion on the war, whether you are on the winning side, or the losing side. The question for everybody, no matter how biased they are or not is: Is this rolling of SK, Guardian and Mensa well deserved? Personally, I believe it is... I mean for SK, plotting against an alliance who didn't have plans to hit them is just them being paranoid or maybe they just wanted to show their do
Note: This is all my speculation, if you disagree, make your own speculation blog
So, let us for a moment assume that SK never plotted to hit Rose after this war, and that SK never hit Vanguard.
In this universe, SK and Guardian both declare on VE first, just like what happened here, only that SK never hits Vanguard.
VE, then naturally calls on their allies, BK, WWF, tS and Cornerstone, and they both declare war on Guardian and SK.
The war then expands, as Guardian calls on Vangu
This'll surprise you, actually. It wasn't Guardian or SK, even though they declared. Nor was it VE, tS or UPN. It was Dutch East India Company.
Why? Well, thats because they had they ever attacked the war would be complete different.
They had a chance to hit tS and BK before they declared on Guardian and Co. Had they done this, then VE would still be getting rolled today. tS and BK would have been all but eliminated, UPN and BoC would never have gotten into the war. TEst wouldn't have ne
Note: This post is written from my perspective. It is clearly an opinion. If you don't like what I have to say, then piss off.
Speaking as a member of Guardian from 2010 to 2014, a former Guardian Minister of War, Triumvir, and briefly President... And an old rival from the moon.
This war makes me think a lot of things. For one, this is part of the reason I'm even here today. I knew when I created my nation that I wanted to see, or cause, Guardian to get rolled. The reason why is because
The VE war didn't come as a shock. We knew one day guardian and SK would hit VE. We knew VE's allies would hit back. None of this has come as a surprise. But what will come as a surprise is the atmosphere after the war.
The way Orbis is, there are 4 major blocs, Guardian Bloc(Sk, guardian, TEst) The Covenant(BoC, UPN, DEIC) VE Bloc(tS, WWF, BK, CS) and the Rose Bloc(US, Vanguard). With Guardian Bloc and VE bloc knocking each other down using up resources, the atmosphere of power will shift t
I've been thinking a lot about the difference between my "home" community of NationStates, and other nation sims like this one.
I want to start off by saying that they are very different games. NationStates is, at its core, a political game, with a focus on ideology and broad policy over micromanaging. It has no clearly defined goal, and there is no clear metric for success or failure. War is conducted either through role playing (of which there is a great deal) or through a complicated prox
I remember at first we were all stuck inside a giant P&W meeting room when some cloaked guy wearing white kimono pops out and say we are now stuck in P&W like in Log Horizon and Sword Art Online. Then he goes on and on about something like a tutorial for our new politic VR or something and disappear.
Oddly enough, only a few of us started to freaks out after that while the rest stays cool with the reason being "we watch too many anime to be surprise." And we interact with each just l
More than scary, straight up terrifying. So as you may have seen, I live in New Jersey. And while I live in the suburbs, my house used to be a farm. My family uses the rickety old barn to hold lawn care and gardening equipment, as well as bicycles. There's also a loft in the barn, where hay would have been stored. Despite the oppressive humidity over here today, I decided that I should ride my bike down a nearby trail. As I entered the barn, I smelled rotten meat, really intense rotten meat. At
In the past, I have created two alliances, one strongly disliked, and one mostly unknown to Orbis. I am now going to share what I have learned about creating alliances.
What I Learned from The German Reich
1. Don't give bank access to random members, you will be robbed.
2. Set raiding guidelines, for otherwise chaos will ensue.
3. An alliance built on anarchist principles will grow extremely fast, but will always be teetering on the edge of destruction, which is how The German Reich
Kirkishvire Announcement
So, this question seems to come up quite often with people... Which do people prefer... Democracy or an Empire. Honestly, I personally prefer an Empire, but what do you guys think? o.o
From now on, any and all questions you have about Celestial Union should be directed to NMA. I've been asked by someone to tone down my forum posting from the alliance protecting us, while I will not name who it was I do plan to cut down on my forum posting. If I post it will be in a serious manner, unless it is otherwise in the forum spam section. Thanks to the guy who told me I should cut i it down because I absolutely agree that I should.
Important Disclaimer: This post is born out of a first draft written while semi-delirious with fever and pestilence, and may or may not be readable to human beings. I make no guarantee of factual or grammatical accuracy of the events recorded. Prolonged exposure to feverish writings may result in a dramatic change in vocabulary and/or sanity. Proceed at own risk and with skepticism.
So, after discovering this (new?) blog feature, I decided that I might as well try it myself. And what better
Something that people seem to notice is that Grealind used to go by the name of Anson and wonder if I changed my name to Ansom to spite him. The answer to this is !@#$ YE! I so totally intentionally did this without actually knowing he went by that name, until he told me he wanted me to change. Who knows maybe in an alternate universe Grealind has gone by Anus Beadus...Yeah according to the law of probability, this could very well be true...
In a serious regard to the other blog (http://goo.gl/Ztu826); I had no idea that Grealind used to go by Anson. I hadn't even known till he told me while he was working out his ridiculous terms the other day and asked me to change it. The name Ansom is a variant spelling of the name Ansem who is a character in the game series; Kingdom Hearts. Hopefully this clears up any confusion of why I renamed myself the way I did. Also additional notice; Traverse is also a reference to a place in said game.
A lot of people throughout the world are concerned, like myself. With global trends in atmospheric temperatures rising, many problems will occur. Now I know a lot of you have hear the lectures on why and what is being done etc, but I dont think much will change.
First off, if you dont believe me about the concept of climate change, read this link: http://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
If that doesn't convince you, well then you are fitting the mold I will describe.
Why I dont think much
IRL, I have far too many projects I don't have the attention span for. These things can range and where between film and video, making a website and more. I will link you to current project finished and in the works. If you'd like to look at them be my guest, if you would like to !@#$ on them, be my guest, if you'd like to give me criticism and feedback. I'd greatly appreciate it.
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/user/datoneguyfromwalmart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BU7l2ksZ24
This is my more serious blog, in-tune to taking the game more serious as I stated with a new leader in national affairs. http://goo.gl/vqQyI0
That being said I would like to apologize on Joshua's behalf because he would be too stubborn to do it himself, with the way he has been acting on the forums. I also apologize with my misbehavior, tho toned down in comparison, neither are professional and that's what I at least try to strive, don't know if Joshua has the same agenda.
