Arrgh and It's Protectorates (Comedy)
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As you may know, Arrgh 'protects' seven different alliances, including the disbanded Socialist International. This is a comedy about that.
Ogaden: Let's make some booty by protecting some tiny micros!
Hereno: Is it possible Arrgh could protect Socialist International during our transition period?
Ogaden: Why sure, matees!
*SI member is attacked*
Ogaden: Focus all manpower on this man that we are being paid to attack!
Arrgh member: But what about the attacked SI member?
Ogaden: Who cares, he's inactive.
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ThePVTAndrew: The Commonwealth of United Nation States needs a protector.
Ogaden: Sure, but we'll need some booty!
ThePVTAndrew: No problem, how much?
Ogaden: Here at Arrgh! we like lots of booty, so much we can roll in it. We like getting right in the booty.
ThePVTAndrew: So...
Ogaden: We'll take $100,000,000 per month for protecting you.
*CUNS member is attacked*
Ogaden: We have more important matters to deal with.
Ogaden to Warpool: If you accept new protectorates, I have some advice.
Warpool: What would that be?
Ogaden: Booty is good. Make sure you get enough booty from it.
Warpool: And...
Ogaden: Don't worry about actually protecting them. They'll be satisfied if you just let them put "Protected by Arrgh" in their description.
Warpool: Wow, we're protectorate !@#$.
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The End! Hope nobody is offended.
Preview of next episode: The next episode is scheduled to target VoC based on popular request.
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