New Scandanavia Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 on my i was check every 2 hours, they had no hotels so i had to sleep in the public sleeping centers, and only for 30 minets becuse than we had to work off are stay, did have the best pizza ever though it was so good it gave it 100 points. 100/10 Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted November 13, 2015 Author Share Posted November 13, 2015 I decided to read a book of their's while I was there. There was no capital letters, not punctuation. 0/10000 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I decided to read a book of their's while I was there. There was no capital letters, not punctuation. 0/10000 who read a book a vacatoin and grades the trip on it Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 who read a book a vacatoin and grades the trip on it He's making fun of your horrendous grammar. But he has shit grammar sometimes, too. Like this. I decided to read a book of their's while I was there. There was no capital letters, not punctuation. 0/10000 He should have said "There were no capital letters and no punctuation". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 I know it just dose not make sense Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted November 14, 2015 Author Share Posted November 14, 2015 He's making fun of your horrendous grammar. But he has shit grammar sometimes, too. Like this. He should have said "There were no capital letters and no punctuation". Stupid small phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Stupid small phone! Sure Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) I visited the nation of Horrellia and it was not an intresting experience. "The streets were clogged, the country could be traversed in an hour, and most of the citizens lived in slums. The military was everywhere, constantly attacking other nations, dirty raiders. Grammar seems to be non-existent in Horrellia, apparently they speak Horrellian English." Review from the Canadian Tourist Advisory Board Horrellia is a small, uninteresting country to visit. It is slummy although it does have a few nice parts. Be prepared to notice large military involvement, and perhaps retaliation from raided nations may be possible. Stay aware and updated on military news, and be prepared to leave if a national government raid goes wrong. Horrellia speaks a dialect of English known as Horrellian English, at times on the verge of uncomprehension. Be prepared to hire a translator. Petty thievery and violence is possible. Should an emergency in Horrellia occur, please contact the Canadian Embassy in the Commonwealth of Australia (British Empire, protectorate of Evenstar Empire, allied with Odd Squad) or please contact the Canadian Embassy in East Germany DDR, 1879 Red Revolution Avenue (Socialist Worker's Front, allied with Odd Squad). Unfortunately, due to the fact that Canada's relations in the shithole of the world that is Odd Squad are rather weak, contact and help may be delayed. Visiting the country is not recommended due to the difficulty we may have taking care of you should issues occur. Safety Rating: 4/10 Tourism Rating: 4/10 Horrellia CTAB Rating Level 3.25 Travel With Much Precaution Pass. There are better places to visit. Edited November 14, 2015 by Eric 1 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) Edited November 14, 2015 by Harrison Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 A review from the Rekish Travel Agency's Tourist Advisory Committee on Canada: Canada was an extremely nice place for sightseers. They had many beautiful sights, including lakes, rolling hills, beautiful skies, and the breathtaking Niagara Falls. Be warned, however, that when it comes to law enforcement, they will not treat you as well. Your movements are constantly monitored (if you're from Rekishstein, anyway), and also know that there is a bit of discrimination against Rekish. Canadians will sometimes call Rekish "Rekt-ish", "Rek-idiots", "Rekt-Idiots" and many other offensive phrases. Canadians speak English and/or French, so make sure you hire a translator, as very few even know how to say "hello" in Rekish, let alone anything else. If you do speak English, you still may want to hire a translator for cities like Quebec which primarily speak French. Canada has average hotels, and most had no problems. Also always remember that they use the Canadian Dollar as their currency. 1 CAD is equal to R0.7. Overall rating: 8/10 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 (edited) The contry is really good. The hotels are nice and the cityies are butiful. But in the cities there is no parkin. They do make up for this by making there streets around public transportation. 9/10 will come gain Edited November 15, 2015 by Harrison 1 Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 The nation is in a midel of a civil war so going there is not advise but if you must it is ok if you advoid the battle site the bottles are really good with the nicest staff and good service. They have no open parking spaces. The restrants are decint the people are stupid mean f's. 6\10 WTF? We're not in a civil war! That's Khevin. Get your facts right. 1 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Scandanavia Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 WTF? We're not in a civil war! That's Khevin. Get your facts right. sorry I ave fix it Quote The Great Emperor of New Scandinavia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Never been there still give 10/10000000000000000000000000000 Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 ...you still may want to hire a translator for cities like Quebec which primarily speak French. Quebec is a province, not a city. Unless you're talking... "aboot"... Quebec City. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Actually, in french, the city of Quebec City is often referred to as le ville de Quebec, and the province la province de Quebec. If you wanted to go deeper into that, by saying le Quebec, you'd be referring to the city, however by saying la Quebec you'd be referring to the province there. 2 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Vi Britannia Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Something about french people and canadians 10/10 1 Quote Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: @Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you. Thanks for the dankness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 More imeprkosts! I wanted to go- I mean I refused to go despite the free world and excellent And free Dear Leader encouraged me too, but I've been told by an Secret police pfficial- I-i Mean Our dear Leader that it was a Very imperlist place! 0/10 Reason- *Resason deleted by TrieKorea Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lannan13 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 More imeprkosts! I wanted to go- I mean I refused to go despite the free world and excellent And free Dear Leader encouraged me too, but I've been told by an Secret police pfficial- I-i Mean Our dear Leader that it was a Very imperlist place! 0/10 Reason- *Resason deleted by TrieKorea 10/10 It's pretty much self explanitory is it Greatkitteh? Quote Tiocfaidh ár lá =Censored by Politics and War Moderation team= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I went to their nation and exploded. The end. 1000000000/10 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conner Temple Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I went to their nation and didn't explode. 0000000/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crust Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 2/10 People kept interrupting me whenever I was talking and whenever I asked a question they just changed the subject. I couldn't find a restaurant or diner so all I had during my stay was a snicker I brought with me and some mints I found in my pockets. Also found some freaky ass puppets in the hotel room's closet. Proof: Quote It's my birthday today, and I'm 33! That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS! *every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for a HUGE party* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Went to their capital Trashville Tennessee, a total dump for the most part with a nice downtown. Everyone was in this giant stadium dancing, apparently it's a ceremony that is taken very seriously here...I would know because they got mad, took off my pants and hung it up on a flagpole. Then they took some knives made out of canned food metal and said "dance or we of prickings you, ass" so I danced and to be honest it was kinda fun. After that they started laughing and we had fun at the jojo festival or something and then they took us to a dumpy restaurant and treated me to a serving of the national dish, Your Tears. But don't judge a book by it's cover - It was actually really good, it was broth flavored and apparently drinking tears helps you grow. I will definitely take Your Tears back to Canada and try to increase it's popularity. 7/10 for funness although poor, delicious food too 2 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Them Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I went to Quebec and saw some French-speaking socialist lumberjack moose playing hockey. Sadly, I slipped on the ice that happened to cover the ground in the whole city and had to undergo a major surgery due to a cracked skull, but due to the free healthcare, I didn't have to pay even a cent. Later, I went to a protest on fracking and climate change, but fit in with the crowd with this sign: Overall, It was nice, but I didn't to get to see any penguins in igloos. 9/10 Quote [insert quote here] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 The Ministry for Foreign Domestication gives the tourist destination of There a 6/10, citing excessive heat, lack of herring, and sub-fowl culture as the only problems. However, the island locale was a refreshing take on the land-locked Nestingland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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