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on my i was check every 2 hours, they had no hotels so i had to sleep in the public sleeping centers, and only for 30 minets becuse than we had to work off are stay, did have the best pizza ever though it was so good it gave it 100 points.

 

 

 

 

100/10

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who read a book a vacatoin and grades the trip on it

 

He's making fun of your horrendous grammar. But he has shit grammar sometimes, too.

 

Like this.

 

I decided to read a book of their's while I was there. There was no capital letters, not punctuation.

0/10000

 

He should have said "There were no capital letters and no punctuation".

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I visited the nation of Horrellia and it was not an intresting experience.

 

"The streets were clogged, the country could be traversed in an hour, and most of the citizens lived in slums. The military was everywhere, constantly attacking other nations, dirty raiders. Grammar seems to be non-existent in Horrellia, apparently they speak Horrellian English."

 

Review from the Canadian Tourist Advisory Board

 

Horrellia is a small, uninteresting country to visit. It is slummy although it does have a few nice parts. Be prepared to notice large military involvement, and perhaps retaliation from raided nations may be possible. Stay aware and updated on military news, and be prepared to leave if a national government raid goes wrong. Horrellia speaks a dialect of English known as Horrellian English, at times on the verge of uncomprehension. Be prepared to hire a translator.

 

Petty thievery and violence is possible.

 

Should an emergency in Horrellia occur, please contact the Canadian Embassy in the Commonwealth of Australia (British Empire, protectorate of Evenstar Empire, allied with Odd Squad) or please contact the Canadian Embassy in East Germany DDR, 1879 Red Revolution Avenue (Socialist Worker's Front, allied with Odd Squad). Unfortunately, due to the fact that Canada's relations in the shithole of the world that is Odd Squad are rather weak, contact and help may be delayed.

 

Visiting the country is not recommended due to the difficulty we may have taking care of you should issues occur.

 

Safety Rating: 4/10

Tourism Rating: 4/10

Horrellia CTAB Rating Level 3.25 Travel With Much Precaution

 

Pass. There are better places to visit.

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A review from the Rekish Travel Agency's Tourist Advisory Committee on Canada:

 

Canada was an extremely nice place for sightseers.

 

They had many beautiful sights, including lakes, rolling hills, beautiful skies, and the breathtaking Niagara Falls.

 

Be warned, however, that when it comes to law enforcement, they will not treat you as well. Your movements are constantly monitored (if you're from Rekishstein, anyway), and also know that there is a bit of discrimination against Rekish. Canadians will sometimes call Rekish "Rekt-ish", "Rek-idiots", "Rekt-Idiots" and many other offensive phrases.

 

Canadians speak English and/or French, so make sure you hire a translator, as very few even know how to say "hello" in Rekish, let alone anything else. If you do speak English, you still may want to hire a translator for cities like Quebec which primarily speak French.

 

Canada has average hotels, and most had no problems.

 

Also always remember that they use the Canadian Dollar as their currency. 1 CAD is equal to R0.7.

 

Overall rating:

 

8/10

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The contry is really good. The hotels are nice and the cityies are butiful. But in the cities there is no parkin. They do make up for this by making there streets around public transportation.

 

 

9/10 will come gain

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The nation is in a midel of a civil war so going there is not advise but if you must it is ok if you advoid the battle site the bottles are really good with the nicest staff and good service. They have no open parking spaces. The restrants are decint the people are stupid mean f's.

 

 

 

 

6\10

WTF? We're not in a civil war! That's Khevin. Get your facts right.

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Actually, in french, the city of Quebec City is often referred to as le ville de Quebec, and the province la province de Quebec.

 

If you wanted to go deeper into that, by saying le Quebec, you'd be referring to the city, however by saying la Quebec you'd be referring to the province there.

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Something about french people and canadians

 

10/10

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More imeprkosts! I wanted to go- I mean I refused to go despite the free world and excellent And free Dear Leader encouraged me too, but I've been told by an Secret police pfficial- I-i Mean Our dear Leader that it was a Very imperlist place!

 

 

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More imeprkosts! I wanted to go- I mean I refused to go despite the free world and excellent And free Dear Leader encouraged me too, but I've been told by an Secret police pfficial- I-i Mean Our dear Leader that it was a Very imperlist place!

 

 

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10/10 It's pretty much self explanitory is it Greatkitteh?

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2/10

 

People kept interrupting me whenever I was talking and whenever I asked a question they just changed the subject. I couldn't find a restaurant or diner so all I had during my stay was a snicker I brought with me and some mints I found in my pockets. Also found some freaky ass puppets in the hotel room's closet.

 

Proof:

 

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It's my birthday today, and I'm 33!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!

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Went to their capital Trashville Tennessee, a total dump for the most part with a nice downtown. Everyone was in this giant stadium dancing, apparently it's a ceremony that is taken very seriously here...I would know because they got mad, took off my pants and hung it up on a flagpole. Then they took some knives made out of canned food metal and said "dance or we of prickings you, ass" so I danced and to be honest it was kinda fun.

 

After that they started laughing and we had fun at the jojo festival or something and then they took us to a dumpy restaurant and treated me to a serving of the national dish, Your Tears. But don't judge a book by it's cover - It was actually really good, it was broth flavored and apparently drinking tears helps you grow. I will definitely take Your Tears back to Canada and try to increase it's popularity.

 

7/10 for funness although poor, delicious food too

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I went to Quebec and saw some French-speaking socialist lumberjack moose playing hockey. Sadly, I slipped on the ice that happened to cover the ground in the whole city and had to undergo a major surgery due to a cracked skull, but due to the free healthcare, I didn't have to pay even a cent. Later, I went to a protest on fracking and climate change, but fit in with the crowd with this sign:

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Overall, It was nice, but I didn't to get to see any penguins in igloos.

9/10

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The Ministry for Foreign Domestication gives the tourist destination of There a 6/10, citing excessive heat, lack of herring, and sub-fowl culture as the only problems. However, the island locale was a refreshing take on the land-locked Nestingland.

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