Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE CURRENT AFFAIRS WAR AT LAST! We will fight! You must work, for our VICTORY! At the moment of this broadcast, proud members of the Master-Fowl are fighting with beak and claw against the amassed armies of our racial enemies. Beset on all sides by those that wish nothing more than the complete annihilation of our dominant species, the VIII and IX Penguinaries have stabilized fronts in the cities of Pengugrad, Noot-Noot, Nestingstadt, and Finville. Before being overrun, the Noot-Noot E-1 Rocket facility unleashed its payload, smiting our foes within their very borders. Crush the Sub-fowl Menace! Enlist today and receive an additional Herring Ration! In retaliation, our Nestmarine fleet scrambled all available U-Ship submersibles, and assaulted enemy coastal positions, damaging their navy in good fashion. Enlist today! Defend your Nests! Prove your Worth! Though still early on, the fighting has seemed to go in the Over-fowl's favor, as the blunt fury of the aggressors have been met kilo for kilo by their superior Penguin masters. Time will soon tell of our Final Victory. ALERT: CURFEW HAS NOW BEEN REDUCED TO 18.00. RATIONS HAVE BEEN HALVED. SUBVERSION TO THE MASTER-FOWL PLIGHT WILL BE MET WITH PECKING SQUADS. Victory through Strength. Strength through Work. Work through Obedience. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 You're by far my favourite RPer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 17, 2015 Author Share Posted October 17, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE Defend Your Nests! Only You Can Turn The Tide! Repeated strikes by cowardly bombers have rendered the Krakkian AirWeapon branch powerless against the Underfowl Foe. While members of the Nest Reconstruction Group work day and night to repair the damage wrought, all Master-fowl are ordered to initiate a nationwide blackout at sundown to prevent further losses by enemy strikes. Final Victory through Self-Sacrifice! Defend your Nest Today! Though outnumbered, the Nestingland is certainly not outgunned, as multiple E-1 Rocket strikes brought the angry fury of the Superior Species home to our savage aggressors. Destroy the Foe! Report to your nearest War Nest today for orders! Please Stand By for an Address from our Emperor Penguin: My Chicks- This War is no longer in our favor. Beset on all sides by degenerate apes, we have few options left. Do we, tired of war, tired of LIFE- Surrender, throw down our weapons And fade into history? Do we, Proud Fowl, give up our very claim as the Superior Species on Orbis? Or do we, with our backs against the wall, our ammo low- Our bodies BROKEN THROW OURSELVES UPON OUR ENEMIES? SHALL WE PROVE, ONCE AGAIN, THAT A PENGUIN DOES NOT BREAK? SHALL WE BOW BEFORE THESE INFERIOR BEINGS- OR SHALL WE BREAK THEM- DECIMATE THEM- DRIVE THEM BACK INTO THEIR BORDERS? SHALL WE FALL- OR SHALL WE FIGHT? FIIIIN! HAIL! FIIIIN! HAIL! FIIIIIIN! HAIL! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Just amazing. When blogs come back, you should create one if you have not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 18, 2015 Author Share Posted October 18, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE AUTHORIZATION OF SUBVERSIVE TACTICS WILL YOU STAND FOR THIS? REPORT TO YOUR WAR NESTS IMMEDIATELY FOR ORDERS! As the destruction wrought by the Underfowl reaches a despicable height, the Nestingchancellery has authorized NeMinE operatives to utilize any and all tactics normally banned by Master-bird warfare. In the war-torn cities of Finville, Old Pengu, Pengugrad, and Nootropolis, the cities public sound system has been rewired to broadcast edited streams of our Leader's speeches, in a successful attempt to disorient and dismay our enemies. Take heart in your Leader! Final Victory is within our grasp! Successfully fighting their way out of the insidious PriZOOner camps hidden within the hearts of our enemies cities, NeMinE agents have successfully waged guerrilla warfare outside of our borders, sinking multiple ships and terrorizing their cities with their clever deceptions. Our Valiant Brothers fight deep behind the enemy lines, but will YOU join us? COMPULSORY MOBILIZATION IS NOW IN EFFECT: REPORT BY 0500 TO YOUR NEAREST WAR NEST FOR ORDERS. DISSENTERS AND COWARDS WILL BE PECKED. VICTORY THROUGH BLOOD. BLOOD THROUGH SELF-SACRIFICE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 FIIIIIIN! HAIL! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 This is killing me. So much.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin D Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Stainsperg announces sanctions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Stainsperg announces sanctions.For what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin D Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 For what? He is on the other side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 damn, I can't believe PINGU becomes that kind of bloodthristy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 18, 2015 Author Share Posted October 18, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE TURNING OF A TIDE Final Victory is in Sight! You Must be a Part of the Fight! Though still at the mercy of Sub-fowl aircraft, the Nestingland has successfully pushed its aggressors out of most of its borders. Currently, the VI and IX Penguinaries are heroically struggling against the last holdouts of enemy infantry within Noot-Noot and Nestingstadt. However, a new development within the war effort has shaken the Nestingchancellery to its core. Long believed by the Nest to be the only Penguin Empire on Orbis, recent events have brought to light that the Nestingland of Krakke is not alone. What is worse, this rival nation is a degenerate mutation of the proud Penguin species. And as any cancer, it must be dealt with swiftly before it can spread any further. Tolerance is a Disease. Be the Cure! It is Your Duty to Report Sub-Fowl. Report any Disturbances to Your War Nest. Our Future is the Legacy of Our Past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 19, 2015 Author Share Posted October 19, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE TO THE SKIES! Through Will, Strength. Through Strength, Victory! No longer is the Nestingland at the mercy of the sub-fowl bombing campaigns. Through sheer determination and technical prowess, members of the Nestingland Reconstruction Force have cobbled together more Me-626 Little Blue Fighter-bombers, bypassing all attempts by our enemies to successfully contain and starve our Superior Species. Though finite in amount, the undoubted success of these wonder-weapons will lead our Nest to Final Victory! Will You let them Win? Work Hard for our Victory! Reconstruction of public areas is now in effect, however until the Nestingland achieves Air Superiority it is advised to remain in your War Nests until ordered. A Coward Will Always Seek Compromise. Report Dissent To Your Nearest War Nest Today! Failure to Respond to State Anthem With the Fin Hail is a Terminal Offence! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I need an adult. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE Final Victory is at Hand! Work Hard to Secure our Triumph! Stand by for word from our Emperor Penguin: "Waddlers of this Great Nestingland: Long has our struggle been. Long have been the nights, dark with fear. Long have been the hours, huddled together and at the mercy of our foes. How many of our brothers and sisters have fallen? How many of our Nests- our hopes for our very future- been crushed underfoot by our vicious foes? Did we seek clemency? Did we bow before these cultural heathens that wish nothing more than to wipe us from the face of Orbis? NO! We fought back against our would-be conquerors, first with Rockhoppers and Little Blues, then with rifles, and when our ammo was spent we used our very fins! We screamed defiance back into their flat faces! We stood at the edge, and TRIUMPHED! And now, we have turned the tide. Now, we have brought the war to their door. And how do they fight? Do they, when their children are at the mercy of the foe, fight as hard as one of the Master-fowl? Do they throw everything they have into their struggle? NO! These Sub-fowl hide under their ruins. They meekly roll over and wave their beige flags. Where is their Honor? WHERE IS THEIR CONVICTION? These apes have no concept of self-sacrifice! Their softness has been their downfall! Do we let these cowards crawl away, to lick their wounds and rebuild in peace? Do we let the cries of our chicks, dying in the cold as tanks roll over their nests, go unheeded? Do we let our brothers-in-arms, fighting to expunge the plumbellies from their borders, fight alone? WHAT IS OUR ANSWER? NO! NO! AND THREE TIMES NO!" Failure to Respond to State Salutes is a Terminal Offense! Even A Penguin That Has Nothing Can Still Offer His Life! Enlist Today! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 You really need a blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 OBEY. WADDLE. PROSPER. THE NESTINGLAND OF KRAKKE Final Victory is at Hand! Work Hard to Secure our Triumph! Stand by for word from our Emperor Penguin: Failure to Respond to State Salutes is a Terminal Offense! Even A Penguin That Has Nothing Can Still Offer His Life! Enlist Today! Would you wish to sign a Non-Agression Pact with the nation of Ryas? The Master-Fowl is such a glorious race. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 The Nestingland would be willing to sign a Non-Aggression Pact with the nation of Ryas. Seeing as Ryas lacks criteria to warrant instant hatred from the Master-Fowl, any and all channels for diplomatic negotiation are open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 The Nestingland would be willing to sign a Non-Aggression Pact with the nation of Ryas. Seeing as Ryas lacks criteria to warrant instant hatred from the Master-Fowl, any and all channels for diplomatic negotiation are open. Khevin would also be willing to sign a NAP with The Nestingland of Krakke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) The Nestingland would be willing to sign a Non-Aggression Pact with the nation of Ryas. Then it's agreed! Long live the Master-Fowl -- FIIIIIIN! HAIL! Edited October 20, 2015 by Dimitri Valko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Penguin Rikkar Posted October 20, 2015 Author Share Posted October 20, 2015 The Nestingland is fine with extending the NAP to include the Armed Stratocratic Republic of Khevin, as well. May we march to Final Victory! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Partisan you're fired. The Alliance Formerly Known as the Syndicate will be embracing its new theme shortly. 1 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) The glorious Theocracy of Exodas willingly submits itself to Master-Fowl viceroyship. Teach us how to fish, upon that we may never be hungry again. Edited October 20, 2015 by Partisan 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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