Jodo Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'll deflect attention by coming out of the closet.It's ok. You and Pre can get married now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 How's the coupe coming Jodo? Or is Estelle and Conroy in charge of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'd have to be active to have a coup. That is not the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadin Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 How's the coupe coming Jodo? I've got it right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Just to be clear I'm still willing to negotiate peace for Mcpeacemode. Careful how you reply, his poor nation sits there defenceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Isn't Ascension protected by Cornerstone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Isn't Ascension protected by Cornerstone? I had thought so. Would be great for apeman if that started snowballing haha. Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 I don't suspect cornerstone will be protecting Ascension during this althought I shouldn't speculate on the lords plan. It is for him to decide. Maybe they just picking the right time in honor of BoC's track record 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Goes to show you how strong Protectorate ties are when they're only honored if they have the upper hand. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I don't suspect cornerstone will be protecting Ascension during this althought I shouldn't speculate on the lords plan. It is for him to decide. Maybe they just picking the right time in honor of BoC's track record Perhaps your mission is of God. The lord works in mysterious ways. 1 Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) I don't suspect cornerstone will be protecting Ascension during this althought I shouldn't speculate on the lords plan. It is for him to decide. Maybe they just picking the right time in honor of BoC's track record Well, it's pretty obvious that Ascension was a bunch of former ESA guys helping a former ESA guy get revenge on someone that fought ESA. Like, come on. Just to be clear I'm still willing to negotiate peace for Mcpeacemode. Careful how you reply, his poor nation sits there defenceless! We expressly said that we couldn't negotiate with you if you launched any nukes. However, we can play a little game. For each nuke you launch, one of your friends gets rolled for a number of months equal the number nuke you launched against us. So, for example, you've launched three nukes. You would choose one friend to get rolled for one month, one for two months, and so on. To be clear you can pick the same crony more than once. I.e. you could say nation A receives the 1 missile and the 3 missile to equal a total of 4 months of being rolled. You have to give us your choices within 12 hours of launching the missiles or we will just pick one person each day and designate them for permanent rolling from here until the end of time until you give us your choices. There are some rules: 1: One person cannot receive two or more CONSECUTIVE nuke designations. So you couldn't give one person the one and the two. 2: If a person receives the designation for an odd numbered missile they must receive a designation of an even numbered missile before they receive another odd one and vice versa. 3: ONE person in ascension cannot receive more than one nuke designation. So ONE person cannot receive two or more designations for rolling. Only one. And you can pick that person in the beginning or just pick them when you need to start doubling up. In my game you can't win, but the only way to lose is not play. And you can choose not to play (obviously, we can't make you), but the result will simply be that all of your friends will be perma rolled instead of only some of them being rolled for only a little bit. Edited July 2, 2015 by Ashland Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I feel like Apeman gives zero !@#$, Ashland... 2 Quote ☾☆ Warrior of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Haha, Ashland holding Ascension hostage. Oh man... this is quality. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Well, it's pretty obvious that Ascension was a bunch of former ESA guys helping a former ESA guy get revenge on someone that fought ESA. Like, come on. We expressly said that we couldn't negotiate with you if you launched any nukes. However, we can play a little game. For each nuke you launch, one of your friends gets rolled for a number of months equal the number nuke you launched against us. So, for example, you've launched three nukes. You would choose one friend to get rolled for one month, one for two months, and so on. To be clear you can pick the same crony more than once. I.e. you could say nation A receives the 1 missile and the 3 missile to equal a total of 4 months of being rolled. You have to give us your choices within 12 hours of launching the missiles or we will just pick one person each day and designate them for permanent rolling from here until the end of time until you give us your choices. There are some rules: 1: One person cannot receive two or more CONSECUTIVE nuke designations. So you couldn't give one person the one and the two. 2: If a person receives the designation for an odd numbered missile they must receive a designation of an even numbered missile before they receive another odd one and vice versa. 3: ONE person in ascension cannot receive more than one nuke designation. So ONE person cannot receive two or more designations for rolling. Only one. And you can pick that person in the beginning or just pick them when you need to start doubling up. In my game you can't win, but the only way to lose is not play. And you can choose not to play (obviously, we can't make you), but the result will simply be that all of your friends will be perma rolled instead of only some of them being rolled for only a little bit. Definitely not butthurt Kadin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I feel like Apeman gives zero !@#$, Ashland... I mean, he clearly doesn't. Clearly someone in Ascension notified him. It made him freak out. He mentioned it. And he tried to get them spared in negotiations. So naw. I think you're wrong. I just want to play a game. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 The way this game is designed I could have a missile ready nation in 40 days. We could all just disappear and restart, come back and do this all again in 50 days. Really the ease this happens allows you to never rest. We can keep coming, and coming, and coming. Instead of learning how to be such a loser that life long foes are developed, try learning to be gracious. Accept your actions, accept mine, and yeah declare already. Lord F I warn you, steps are being taken to coupe you and I won't look like such an enemy. How many BoC members must come to me to complain and spill your internal crap storm? Kinda sad orbis sees you the way they do, and the only ones speaking for BoC is blind members and the ones responsible for this all those months ago. Oh well 50 more million tomorrow and missiles for those who counter me! This could get costly, hope the bank be healthy. Who else from BoC will hit peace mode. !@#$ wear two pairs of panties when you come over to play. I need one to wipe up after, and one to offer to the panty god. o/ESA We will be reborn as many times as needed. You will be weaker when your real alliance war starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The way this game is designed I could have a missile ready nation in 40 days. We could all just disappear and restart, come back and do this all again in 50 days. Really the ease this happens allows you to never rest. We can keep coming, and coming, and coming. Instead of learning how to be such a loser that life long foes are developed, try learning to be gracious. Accept your actions, accept mine, and yeah declare already. Lord F I warn you, steps are being taken to coupe you and I won't look like such an enemy. Yes, my brilliant plan to coup BoC during election season. I have been found out. Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Apeman, put the bottle down. This soapbox your on is boring me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 Tune out then. This was my thread remember...... I named the people responsible for the incoming coupe. You really need to read with more concentration and focus to best understand where the bad ape touched you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 And miss you rambling like a mad man? lolno. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Well, it's pretty obvious that Ascension was a bunch of former ESA guys helping a former ESA guy get revenge on someone that fought ESA. Like, come on. But how can that be? ESA merged in April. Half of those guys were barely created (if at all by them). Don't hold the newbies accountable for the actions of others. They were but sheep. https://politicsandwar.com/index.php?id=15&keyword=Ascension&cat=alliance&ob=score&od=DESC&maximum=10&minimum=0&search=Go&memberview=true Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Apeman, put the bottle down. This soapbox your on is boring me. And miss you rambling like a mad man? lolno. wut 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 (edited) Perhaps it is Jodo who is on the bottle Edited July 2, 2015 by Milkman Quote I come to nurture the weak; to provide sustenance for those in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The bottle is addicted to me. It's violated the restraining order. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashland Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Perhaps it is Jodo who is on the bottle There IS a cat with a bottle in your sig. Maybe that's Jodo as... a child? Woah. 1 Quote ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [10:47] you used to be the voice of irc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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