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Two chipmunks walk into a bar. Then this happens

 

WTFark

 

Fark was sitting alone at a table in a bar, He looked somewhat lonely. It was clear to WTF what he must do. WTF walks up to Fark and says “Hey, want a drink?†They sit down for a bit and shoot the shiat with one another. WTF reaches into his pocket and scribbles on a piece of paper:

 

Introduction

 

It's a rough world out there, lots of dangerous people, it's best not to go alone. That's why Fark and the World Task Force have sought each other out, as friends, beer buddies and bros.

 

Rule 1: Sovereignty and Respect

 

You got to recognize and respect the sovereignty of each other, disrespect ain't cool.

 

Rule2: Peace, bro

 

While other pubbies may be stupid enough to try and fight out their problems, we're friends and don't do that. We've got to sort out our problems peacefully.

 

Rule 3: Intel and Info

 

If either buddy finds out some information that could end up with the other buddy being hurt, make sure to tell them, it's only fair.

 

Rule 4: Backup

 

If your buddy is attacked, it'd be appreciated to have some backup, but it's not required.

Rule 5: Pest removal

There's a lot of pests in this bar, some people call them “raiders.†Both buddies agree to help out with pest removal when they choose to.

 

Rule 6: Breakup

 

If you don't want to be friends no more, just give a buddy some time to adjust, 72 hours to be exact.

 

tl;dr: It's an ODP

 

 

Signed for Fark

Reaper - Head of IA

Slick Johnson - Head of FA

Souparmon - Head of War

 

Signed for WTF

Vosunda - Belgian beer guy

Nintendo - Master Hand

Fiadon Clevae - Kinda a Big Deal

 

e: formatting

Edited by Slick Johnson
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o/ Fark

o/ WTF

"If we have no choice but to fight, than I'd rather fight for the good guys. I'd rather burn on the side of justice and morals, than greed and gluttony. Justice must be upheld and order must be given to a broken world. Rose must survive because without Rose than evil shall reign. Rose needs warriors, will you aid the empire?"

 

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This is a beautiful piece of paper.

"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts


 


Green Enforcement Agency will rise again!

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This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

 

o/ Fark

o/ WTF

o/ Slick

May you continue to shine on like the diamonds y'all are.

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Paper is good.

 

Except when it's not.

 

I'm sure this one is good, though.

Edited by underlordgc

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