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A Official Scaled Respond to Blatant Food-Related Terrorism


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Fellow nations of Orbis.  It is with a heavy heart that I report the misdoings of CMDR_Adama of Ex Nihilo.  This person, once considered a friend of mine, is actually a thief and a terrorist.  I loaned him 1 million dollars with the understanding that he would pay me back 1 million dollars and interest.  I made this deal in good faith and yet he does this

 

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It's obvious that he's sending the payments in small amounts so as to get a whole bunch of food (maybe as much as 5) amounting to as much as 600 dollars in foodstuffs.  And where does this food come from, you might ask?  Why, from the mouths of innocent children.  Effectively committing terrorism.

 

I demand that the terrorists behind this rogue nation pay back a minimum of three times the food they have taken.

 

I'm not ruling out war as a potential recourse.  I call upon all God-fearing, Christian, wholesome, God-fearing nations to join me in repelling this menace.  If he can do something THIS low, clearly he's capable of anything.  Also, I've heard Pubstomper is gay.

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I support food related terrorism.

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you had me at 1 million dollars

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1 ton of food for millions of dollars. That's some really tasty food.

This burger:

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Costs $2,124,800,000 per ton.

 

Also, Ashland, I think the word you're looking for is "response."

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food terrorism must be the new thing among terrorists

Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light

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This burger:

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Costs $2,124,800,000 per ton.

 

Also, Ashland, I think the word you're looking for is "response."

Nope.  Respond.

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I haven't found 1 food that cost that much yet..you must be in starvation.

You're delightful.

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Fellow nations of Orbis.  It is with a heavy heart that I report the misdoings of CMDR_Adama of Ex Nihilo.  This person, once considered a friend of mine, is actually a thief and a terrorist.  I loaned him 1 million dollars with the understanding that he would pay me back 1 million dollars and interest.  I made this deal in good faith and yet he does this

 

tirral_zps3519754f.png

It's obvious that he's sending the payments in small amounts so as to get a whole bunch of food (maybe as much as 5) amounting to as much as 600 dollars in foodstuffs.  And where does this food come from, you might ask?  Why, from the mouths of innocent children.  Effectively committing terrorism.

 

I demand that the terrorists behind this rogue nation pay back a minimum of three times the food they have taken.

 

I'm not ruling out war as a potential recourse.  I call upon all God-fearing, Christian, wholesome, God-fearing nations to join me in repelling this menace.  If he can do something THIS low, clearly he's capable of anything.  Also, I've heard Pubstomper is gay.

 

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"In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts


 


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The unrelated note in the pic and the last line is what did it for me. Welcome to Rose. :P

Thanks, brah.

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