Jodo Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 While all the trash talk is amusing, what we really need is some excellent graphics and war time propaganda. So, as a bit of a Christmas treat and in the spirit of fair play I propose a contest of sorts. Best piece of propaganda from EACH SIDE (of my choosing) gets a $30 donation to the nation of its owners choice. Please, only post if you have a submission. Ready... go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 (edited) MS Paint, here I come! EDIT: Please, only post if you have a submission.I should really read the OP sometimes. :x Edited December 12, 2014 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted December 12, 2014 Share Posted December 12, 2014 I posted this last night as Hansarius assumed the position. 1 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 12, 2014 Author Share Posted December 12, 2014 Oh, for clarity: The prize will be paid out to each sides winner AFTER the war. Cause I'm only partially dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheNG Posted December 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Rather than waste my time with petty images, I shall turn out unbiased high-quality literary masterpieces which tell a compelling story of the war. Prepare to be cultured everybody. The (Insert Name Here) War, A PlayWritten by: TheNGEdited by: TheNGStarring:Rose as itselfGuardian as itselfSeven Kingdoms as itselfTerminus Est as itselfBrotherhood of the Clouds as itselfThe Dutch East India Company as itselfUnited Purple Nations as itself Act 1 Scene 1 - A small park near a major road. Scene: Children are playing on playground equipment, and Sheepy lounges on a lawn chair being fed grapes. Enter Guardian, Rose, Terminus Est, and Seven Kingdoms GuardianYou know, its been a long time since we had some funThere isn't much to do when you're secretly allied to nearly all major alliances Rose We could, uh, play on the slide? GuardianUgh, Rose, that is the stupidest thing you've said all day. What are we, two years old? Rose wails and begins to smash its head against a tree GuardianOh fer- ROSE! STOP IT! I'm sorry I said you're stupid! Listen, we'll play on the slide with you, OK? Rose backs away from the tree and grins lopsidedly Seven KingdomsYou know, Guardian, you can call Rose childish, but we are all kind of young, I just turned one year old actually. Guardian​Shut up SK. You know that I can't stand to be proven wrong... Seven KingdomsBut all I said was- Guardian grabs Seven Kingdoms by the throat and pins it against a tree. Terminus Est and Rose look on Guardian*low, deadly whisper* I said SHUT UP! Do you want to be shitposted!? Do you want to end up like SI? Seven Kingdoms*In between choking noises* No... I don't... want to.. be.. Guardian lets go of Seven Kingdoms and straightens its fedora GuardianWell, choking SK gave me a great idea, lets go beat up and bully those innocent children. RoseBut what about the slide? Guardian gives Rose an evil look, under which Rose quails. Terminus Est grins and pulls out a large, worn club Terminus EstI like senseless, reasonless violence! Little kids can't be all that different from seals, right? GuardianI like your thinking, TEst! Enter Brotherhood of the Clouds, United Purple Nations, and The Dutch East India Company, chatting amiably but inaudibly Guardian grins evily GuardianActually, I have an even better idea.I've just remembered that UPN had way more friends than me back in third grade.While UPN was cool and popular, I was a lurker, a nobody.Lets go beat them up instead! Seven KingdomsSo this is how you express your deep childhood trauma. Terminus EstIf there is one thing I learned while in prison, its that with other alliances, you have to provoke them first to make us look like the good guys. GuardianBut aren't we always the good guys?Uh, anyway, I guess we can do it TEst's way. Seven KingdomsI can pretend to be their friend to lull them off guard! GuardianGood plan SK! Alright everybody, pop your collars and lets go crush these losers! Guardian and Seven Kingdoms advance confidently toward United Purple Nations, Brotherhood of the Clouds, and The Dutch East India Company. Terminus Est lags behind them, pulling along a confused looking Rose Seven KingdomsHey guys, hows it going? United Purple Nations, The Dutch East India Company, and Brotherhood of the Clouds look over United Purple NationsUh, hello? Seven KingdomsHey bros, have you seen this new guy, New Shr- Guardian*interjects*You're stupid DEIC!!! HAHAHAHAAAnd you, Brotherhood, where'd you get those clothes? The lame shoe store? Brotherhood of the CloudsUh... United Purple NationsYou want something, Guardian? Seven Kingdoms and Terminus Est pull Guardian aside Terminus Est *whispers* This isn't how you do it Guardian, you're supposed to be subtle. Seven Kingdoms *whispers* Since when are any of you guys subtle? Let me handle this. Guardian *shouts* Screw subtlety, I'm gonna murder 'em! ​United Purple Nations, Brotherhood of the Clouds, and The Dutch East India Company look at Guardian in surprise Terminus Est Haha! Feel the wrath of my- Terminus Est pulls a gun out of its pocket and tries to shoot United Purple Nations, but sends the bullet into its own left kneecap instead. Rose passes out from fear and collapses to the ground Guardian Oh come on! Beat them up you idiots! The Dutch East India Company, Brotherhood of the Clouds, and United Purple Nations stare in confused shock as Guardian grabs an unconscious Rose, fear shining in its eyes. Seven Kingdoms *Wimper* We should probably go... Guardian Seven Kingdoms, grab TEst! Guardian retreats, carrying Rose. Seven Kingdoms follows quickly, dragging TEst, who is bleeding badly from its left knee and shouting expletives. Guardian This isn't over! I'll be back! Exit Guardian, Seven Kingdoms, Terminus Est, and Rose United Purple Nations and The Dutch East India Company What was that? Brotherhood of the Clouds I have no idea.... End of Scene 1 Well, if you have finished, I congratulate you. Act 1 Scene 2 coming soon! Edited December 13, 2014 by TheNG 18 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. 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Dwynn Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 I admit, I chuckled more than once. Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Sterling Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 That was beautiful. Maybe in the next scene the other half of my name will make a special appearance. Quote Genesis, best band NA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Sterling Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 So I decided to put my paint skillz to the TEst, and came out with this work of art. Quote Genesis, best band NA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 That was actually kinda interesting, NG. Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geronimo Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Very interesting, indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Whether I'm politically against you or with you, I don't care - please do stuff like that more often, NG. Edited December 13, 2014 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seryozha Nikanor Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) BETTER ROSE THAN DEAD that was horrible Edited December 13, 2014 by Seryozha Nikanor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwynn Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Now presenting: 4 Quote He's right, I'm such a stinker. Play my exceptional game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Bahahaha that is flawless, Malone. The best part is Otto in the background. Edited December 13, 2014 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Julio Montague Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Notsofreeland's Propaganda Bureau has already printed thousands of these beautiful posters, I just thought I should share. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niklaus Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Whether I'm politically against you or with you, I don't care - please do stuff like that more often, NG. I echo Kurdanak's sentiments Quote Blood of a king. Heart of a lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niklaus Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Pretty much sums up the war for me. For those who can't see the image in here for some reason - http://s22.postimg.org/w52r9psdt/Propaganda.png Edited December 13, 2014 by Niklaus 6 Quote Blood of a king. Heart of a lion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 (edited) Pretty much sums up the war for me. For those who can't see the image in here for some reason - http://s22.postimg.org/w52r9psdt/Propaganda.png sums it up perfectly. Edited December 13, 2014 by Shellhound 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 That's awesome NG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bilal the Great Posted December 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 13, 2014 UPN's score graph in the past few days: 7 Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alataq Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Is Rose the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenages Posted December 13, 2014 Share Posted December 13, 2014 Brilliance 10/10. Job well done. I laughed several times. We have a clear winner. And I can't wait for Scene 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodo Posted December 13, 2014 Author Share Posted December 13, 2014 I dont mind the writing scene. It made me laugh several times. Though I was looking for something more graphic or even youtube related. However, I'm willing to accept the entry SO LONG AS there is a following scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNG Posted December 14, 2014 Share Posted December 14, 2014 (edited) First off, thanks to all those who left positive comments. These take a while to write, but I enjoy doing them, and I'm glad that others enjoyed them as well. With that said, lets continue... The (Insert Name Here) War, A Play Written by: TheNGEdited by: TheNGStarring:Rose as itselfGuardian as itselfSeven Kingdoms as itselfTerminus Est as itselfBrotherhood of the Clouds as itselfThe Dutch East India Company as itselfUnited Purple Nations as itself Act 1 Scene 2 - The basement of Guardian's house Scene: The basement is messy, covered in dirty clothes, Market Manipulator's Monthly magazines, and piles of unsent hate mail to The Dutch East India Company. Two large posters of a kangaroo and a sneezing cat hang on the walls, next to a dartboard with an image of The Covenant printed on it. Sheepy stands in the corner, covering his ears as a group of people yell at him about planes and ships. Enter Guardian, Rose, Terminus Est, and Seven Kingdoms Guardian *angrily* You guys are worthless! I had them all on the ropes when you losers had to mess everything up! Seven Kingdoms You had it under control? Guardian *continues angrily* Sometimes I don't even know why I let you incompetent fools hang out with me! Seven Kingdoms Because we're the only alliances who can stand you, and you have no other friends? Guardian force chokes Seven Kingdoms Guardian What have I told you telling the truth when it makes me look like the terrible alliance I am? Seven Kingdoms *resignedly, between choking noises* Not to do it... Guardian *Condescendingly* Excellent.... Guardian releases Seven Kingdoms Guardian Alright SK, this was just the first round! We may have suffered slightly due to unforeseen... uh... weather.... but we need to get back at them! Seven Kingdoms I'm pretty sure it was entirely your fault, but whatever. Anyway, do we have to get back at them? We were supposed to be doing something fun, and this is a lot of work. Guardian Well, before my inane rage was merely my way of expressing my deep-seated psychopathic tendencies, and the fear of anything which is better than me. Now they've made it personal! And go wake up Rose, that idiot is still passed out! Terminus Est *weakly* I'm still crippled and bleeding over here..... Guardian Of yeah SK, fix up TEst while you're at it. Seven Kingdoms Why do I have to do everything? Guardian Because I'm the smartest one around here, and I need my brainpower to think of a good plan that you morons can't mess up. Seven Kingdoms, grumbling, bandages Terminus Est's shattered kneecap. Rose suddenly wakes up Rose Did I do the good thing? Did I beat up the mean alliances? Guardian I hate you Rose. Seven Kingdoms pulls Guardian aside, while Rose begins to play with a doll and a dead squirrel. Terminus Est awkwardly crawls onto Guardian's bed and begins picking its remaining teeth with a butter knife. Seven Kingdoms *whisper* Listen, if we really want to hurt BoC, DEIC, and UPN, we might need some help. I mean, all TEst can do now is provide weird "moral" support, and I don't know if Rose is really all here sometimes. Rose lights the squirrel carcass on fire and begins to run around the basement, singing about sandwich ponies and reforming neutrals. Guardian *whisper* Nonsense, Rose is a perfectly normal alliance, everything it does is very rational and reasonable. Rose runs into a pole, and collapses backwards like a sac of dumb bricks Guardian *whisper* And TEst has the highest tolerance for pain and intelligent comments I've ever seen, it'll be perfectly fine in a coup- Wait, what is TEst doing? Terminus Est has begun to foam at the mouth and thrash wildly, sightlessly glaring with bloodshot eyes, as it screams like a dying goat Seven Kingdoms *whisper* Oh, TEst must be having another one of its alpha flashbacks, it gets them every so often. Guardian *freaked out whisper* That's kind of creepy. Why did I never know about this? Seven Kingdoms *whisper* Because you are always too busy being a jerk to really care about any of us. Guardian *whisper* Good point. *louder* Alright, I've got a plan, SK, you track down any other alliances who might want to help us. I'll take Rose and go spy on our enemies. Seven Kingdoms Why do we need to spy on them? We know who they are and where they live, heck, you even have UPN on speed dial. Guardian Don't question my true and utter genius SK, you just get us some backup, and calm down TEst. *shouts* Rose, come with me! Exit Rose and Guardian Seven Kingdoms pulls out a large stick while TEst flops off the bed and thrashes around on the floor, wailing. Seven Kingdoms Alright, TEst, time for your medicine... End of Scene 2 Act 1 Scene 3 - Outside United Purple Nation's Treehouse Scene: The treehouse nestles low in a money tree. The Dutch East India Company, Brotherhood of the Clouds, and United Purple Nations sit within it. Guardian and Rose hide in a bush on the sidewalk 20 ft. away. Sheepy stands in the middle of the street, burning a multi at the stake. United Purple Nations Man, that was really weird. Brotherhood of the Clouds You said it, but honestly though, what do you expect from those rejects? The Dutch East India Company No kidding, have you heard how Rose was dropped on its head when it was born? Rose *excitedly* Hey, thats my name! Guardian *loud whisper* Shut Up! Brotherhood of the Clouds And I heard that Seven Kingdoms has never even read Game of Thrones, just the wiki article! United Purple Nations, The Dutch East India Company, Rose, and Guardian gasp The Dutch East India Company Did you hear something? United Purple Nations Uh, I don't think so. Anyway, do one of you guys have a spare button-down. This one has TEst's kneecap blood all over it. Brotherhood of the Clouds passes United Purple Nations a shirt, which United Purple Nations puts on. Guardian Wow, UPN has really great abs... Rose Are you jealous? Guardian Completely and utterly, but- Wait, did you say something intelligent Rose? Rose I tried to ride an aquarium pebble once, but then my mom hit me on the spleen with a large green toad . Guardian Hm, it must've just been my imagination. Brotherhood of the Clouds Just out of curiosity, when were you going to tell me that those guys don't like us? The Dutch East India Company and United Purple Nations exchange glances. The Dutch East India Company *nervously* Uh, totally..... of course.... We didn't tell you already? United Purple Nations *nervously* Uh, must've slipped our minds. I'm so busy being popular, you know. Are you sure we didn't tell you? Brotherhood of the Clouds Yeah, pretty sure. The Dutch East India Company Anyway, what do you want to do with the afternoon? United Purple Nations We could get temporary tattoos and cruise around town in my convertible. ​The Dutch East India Company and Brotherhood of the Clouds Sounds like a plan! Guardian looks at Rose, who is licking a bud that it picked off the bush. Guardian *sadly* ​I wish I had friends like that... *with increasing confidence in order to convince itself* ​Anyway, this was a highly successful espionage mission. It has only served to reinforce my preexisting notions that these fools are weak and divided. They will fall easily to my great and glorious might. Nothing will sta- Rose inhales the bud, starts choking, and falls out from behind the bush. The Dutch East India Company, United Purple Nations, and Brothehood of the Clouds look down in surprise. ​The Dutch East India Company Is that Rose? Guardian rises out from behind the bush Guardian *loudly and shrilly* I take no responsibility for my own actions or of those who blindly follow me! Guardian takes off running down the street with Rose in tow. United Purple Nations, The Dutch East India Company, and Brotherhood of the Clouds look on in shock Exit Guardian and Rose United Purple Nations Why are paperless alliances such weirdos? The Dutch East India Company *sagely* Probably because they carry the most baggage from other places. The Dutch East India Company, United Purple Nations, and Brotherhood of the Clouds break out laughing End of Act 1 Well, congratulations on finishing another one of these. Act 2 coming soon to a propaganda thread near you... Edited December 14, 2014 by TheNG 3 Quote "They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays. <Kastor> And laughs and shit. <Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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