Popular Post Failure Posted July 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2023 (edited) John: The forever anticipated UPN elections are here Other John. Other John: They’ve come back around to grace us all with its presence and gloriousness. First, we would like to say thank you to Matt for taking on the pleasure of organising the elections again and letting them decide our fate. John : This important part of UPN history will be written into the history books. Now for the long-awaited results of this election. The first pick for UPN government is Other John: CORA! John: HEY! I was gonna say that. But still, she is a great first choice for UPN government. Other John: Oh well. Anyway, onto the second pick for this team it’s SEALTEAM6! John: OH! That’s a strong pick for UPN. He’s a solid candidate. Other John: Up next for the UPN government team is NOREEN! John: Amazing choice there for the team. She’s a great team player. Other John: Isn’t she just. Now we move onto the next pick for this team John: It seems to be that they’ve picked MATT2004! Other John: He’s a very charismatic character to be selected good to see him get in. John: As the next important pick for UPN government rolls around, we would like to say thank you for everyone tuning in to listen to us ramble on about this. Other John: Next pick for UPN is NAARO! John: He’s been a dependable pick for a while now. Other John: It seems like UPN is picking their final two quickly! John: Yes it does Other John, and it seems like they’re picking FAILURE to join them. Other John: And the other person is MALICHY! John: Failure is the rookie in this team how is he going to fit in with everyone else? Other John: No idea John but we need to mention Malichy and how he benefits the team. John: Yes he does do that and more. Other John: Now we congratulate everyone that was picked and hope that they do well as they go off to decide who’s taking on what role. John: As they do that we will hand over to our weather guy Surprise John to go over what we can expect from the weather. Surprise John: Thank you John. We are expecting a lot of nuclear fallout for a bit but that should drop off soon. We are also looking to expect rain and sun and whole lot of purple skies. But this is Orbis you can expect anything will happen. Back to you John. John: Thank you Surprise John. UPN have now given us a roster of who is taking on what role. Other John: We have CORA as PM John: Noreen as Chief of Staff Other John: Matt as Minister of IA John: Malichy as Minister of FA Other John: Naaro as Minister of Defence John: Noreen as Minister of Finance Other John: Failure as Minister of Communications John: and Moonatair as Minister of Education Other John: That’s a good line up for UPN I want to see how this plays out John: Same here. That is all from us for another episode of UPN elections. Goodnight. TL: DR Senate: Cora SealTeam6 Noreen Matt2004 Naaro Failure Malichy PM: Cora CoS: Noreen MoFA: Malichy MoF: Noreen MoD: Naaro MoIA: Matt2004 MoC : Failure MoE: Moonatair Edited July 3, 2023 by Failure 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tartarus Posted July 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2023 Isn’t it just the same people every time 12 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Did you use ChatGPT to pick your gov 3 Quote Inform Zigbir I have forgotten how to edit the signature field Please remind me how to do it post haste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velyni Vas Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Congrats on the results, UPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jonnyboi Posted July 3, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2023 Three certainties of life: death, taxes, and the UPN government lineup 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 UPN no disrespect but y’all might be the worst alliance of all time. Usually when you are bad at growth, war, etc you at LEAST have good announcements. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Kastor said: UPN no disrespect but y’all might be the worst alliance of all time. Usually when you are bad at growth, war, etc you at LEAST have good announcements. I love you too Kastor. 💜 1 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Good god almighty alliances still are allowing democracies? Good on you UPN, I learned from my days in NADC that I shall now allow any alliance I am in to do that shit ever again....but hey good on you! Gratz to all elected! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 7 hours ago, Zygon said: Good god almighty alliances still are allowing democracies? Good on you UPN, I learned from my days in NADC that I shall now allow any alliance I am in to do that shit ever again....but hey good on you! Gratz to all elected! I can't believe you're contradicting yourself here Zygon... After all you told the senate you love democracy. Was this a lie? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Sphinx said: I can't believe you're contradicting yourself here Zygon... After all you told the senate you love democracy. Was this a lie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 On the pitch our alternate uniform is Black and Purple, to contrast with the Purple and Black of our colour uniform 😎 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt2004 Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 On 7/3/2023 at 11:35 PM, Krampus said: Did you use ChatGPT to pick your gov I actually asked ChatGPT to write a python script to count the STV votes. Turns out my job is safe from the AI apocalypse after all 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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