John: The forever anticipated UPN elections are here Other John.
Other John: They’ve come back around to grace us all with its presence and gloriousness. First, we would like to say thank you to Matt for taking on the pleasure of organising the elections again and letting them decide our fate.
John : This important part of UPN history will be written into the history books. Now for the long-awaited results of this election. The first pick for UPN government is
Other John: CORA!
John: HEY! I was gonna say that. But still, she is a great first choice for UPN government.
Other John: Oh well. Anyway, onto the second pick for this team it’s SEALTEAM6!
John: OH! That’s a strong pick for UPN. He’s a solid candidate.
Other John: Up next for the UPN government team is NOREEN!
John: Amazing choice there for the team. She’s a great team player.
Other John: Isn’t she just. Now we move onto the next pick for this team
John: It seems to be that they’ve picked MATT2004!
Other John: He’s a very charismatic character to be selected good to see him get in.
John: As the next important pick for UPN government rolls around, we would like to say thank you for everyone tuning in to listen to us ramble on about this.
Other John: Next pick for UPN is NAARO!
John: He’s been a dependable pick for a while now.
Other John: It seems like UPN is picking their final two quickly!
John: Yes it does Other John, and it seems like they’re picking FAILURE to join them.
Other John: And the other person is MALICHY!
John: Failure is the rookie in this team how is he going to fit in with everyone else?
Other John: No idea John but we need to mention Malichy and how he benefits the team.
John: Yes he does do that and more.
Other John: Now we congratulate everyone that was picked and hope that they do well as they go off to decide who’s taking on what role.
John: As they do that we will hand over to our weather guy Surprise John to go over what we can expect from the weather.
Surprise John: Thank you John. We are expecting a lot of nuclear fallout for a bit but that should drop off soon. We are also looking to expect rain and sun and whole lot of purple skies. But this is Orbis you can expect anything will happen. Back to you John.
John: Thank you Surprise John. UPN have now given us a roster of who is taking on what role.
Other John: We have CORA as PM
John: Noreen as Chief of Staff
Other John: Matt as Minister of IA
John: Malichy as Minister of FA
Other John: Naaro as Minister of Defence
John: Noreen as Minister of Finance
Other John: Failure as Minister of Communications
John: and Moonatair as Minister of Education
Other John: That’s a good line up for UPN I want to see how this plays out
John: Same here. That is all from us for another episode of UPN elections. Goodnight.
TL: DR
Senate: Cora SealTeam6 Noreen Matt2004 Naaro Failure Malichy
PM: Cora
CoS: Noreen
MoFA: Malichy
MoF: Noreen
MoD: Naaro
MoIA: Matt2004
MoC : Failure
MoE: Moonatair
