Popular Post Cthulu Posted August 22, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted August 22, 2021 The Emergency Broadcast System has issued an IMMINENT THREAT warning. Stay tuned to this station for a statement by the the Joint Chiefs of Staff. ____________________________________________________________________________________ Ladies and gentlemen, our national sovereignty has been violated. Completely unprovoked, the godless minions of Greene the Antichrist, leader of 770, stream onto our shores in a desperate, futile, and pathetic attempt to convert us by the sword and force us to worship unholy blasphemies as they do. They will not preavil. In true militant radical religious terrorist fashion, they first struck with a suicide attack by New Marcia, which was quickly contained. Our embassy was led to believe this was not a precursor to all out invasion. Shortly after, they launched an all out attack against us. This aggression WILL NOT STAND. Citizens and soldiers, I want to reassure you that our cause is just, and our resolve is unbreakable. We shall not succumb to their asenine demands for unwelcome conversion to their unholy necromancy and idol worship. We are a proud and strong people, who value our freedom of religion, which is one of the founding principles upon which our Great Union is built. We can not and will not be swayed by force. The mindless sheep of the false prophet's flock walk through the valley of the shadow of thermonuclear mushroom clouds, oblivious to the folly of their misguided faith. They may be willing to die for their false prophet, and die they will, but we shall never bow before their golden calf and pay tribute to their false gods. My friends, this war is just beginning, and how long it lasts depends on how long the Antichrist Greene wishes to throw his mindless minions of hell at us in the field of battle. We may take losses on some fronts while forcing a wedge through others, and we may even face an ever growing endless horde of mindless fanatics. But rest assured, in the end, regardless of the tally of the dead on either side, Green has already made himself look extremely foolish, while our global status is not only intact, but stands to see considerable gains. Launch the Polaris! Their threat doesn't scare us! Until they cease, Our warheads will not Rust In Peace! Brother will kill brother, spill blood across the land... Killing for religion, something I don't understand. They bring us Holy Wars... We bring them The Punishment Due. https://youtu.be/9d4ui9q7eDM ____________________________________________________________________________________ The Emergency Broadcast System has issued an IMMINENT THREAT warning. The preceding message will be repeated in 15 minute intervals on this station. Stay tuned to this station for further updates on threat development. 5 1 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerseusTheGreat Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Alright then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Šišarka 07 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Sigma moment right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeLong Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Don't let any Knights Templar catch you on this religious crusade...else you might have a Christian civil war on your hands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey_wall Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Upvote, cause megadeth. also good luck 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulu Posted August 22, 2021 Author Share Posted August 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, GeorgePutin said: Don't let any Knights Templar catch you on this religious crusade...else you might have a Christian civil war on your hands... This is a defensive action specifically against 770's attempt to force us to merge. Just now, Cthulu said: This is a defensive action specifically against 770's attempt to force us to merge. In fact, we're not declaring on anyone that isn't already hitting one of us. 9 minutes ago, Grey_wall said: Upvote, cause megadeth. also good luck Thanks. The threat is contained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackRackham429 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 take no prisoners, take no shit 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Someone name this war Arctic's Last Time even tho he is gone already. 2 Quote Hammer Councillor of The Lost Mines Diety Emeritus of The Immortals, Patres Conscripti (President Emeritus) of the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, Lieutenant Emeritus of Black Skies, Imperator Emeritus of the Valyrian Freehold, Imperator Emeritus of the Divine Phoenix, Prefect Emeritus of Carthago, Regent Emeritus of the New Polar Order, Coal Duke (Imperator Emeritus) of The Coal Mines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt Crunch Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Good luck! Fight well! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramona Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Micro moment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latsu Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Greene's name was a sign, 3 hours ago, Cthulu said: Completely unprovoked, the godless minions of Greene the Antichrist, leader of 770, The mindless sheep of the false prophet's flock walk through the valley of the shadow of thermonuclear mushroom clouds, My friends, this war is just beginning, and how long it lasts depends on how long the Antichrist Greene wishes to throw his mindless minions of hell at us Futurama and Alex Jones tried to warn us of a false pope and with stories of lizard people infiltrating positions of power (governing or religious, often green). Does the name Greene betray his scaley nature? Perhaps KT should join Defcon in closing this unforseen schism in the church and casting away the minion of hell. ^ Above, the last known photograph of "Greene", notice the distinctly reptilian nature of his anatomy and his mockery of the Pope. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulu Posted August 22, 2021 Author Share Posted August 22, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Suyash Adhikari said: Someone name this war Arctic's Last Time even tho he is gone already. We refer to 770's massively failing forced merger attempt as, "Holy Wars... The Punishment Due". This has nothing to do with Holy Seas. All actions are defensive against those particular nations in 770 who are actually dumb enough to raid us and get curbstomped. Edited August 22, 2021 by Cthulu 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burg Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 YOOOO NUKES 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sval Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 I have no idea what's going on, but I'm proud of myself for almost reading it. 1 Quote <~Sval[OWR]> I am your father.<+Curufinwe> Can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eschatos Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Sval said: I have no idea what's going on, but I'm proud of myself for almost reading it. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugosal Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 14 hours ago, Cthulu said: they first struck with a suicide attack by New Marcia I never realized Greene was a terrorist lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spukey Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 Anybody else recently really get into watching EAS videos on youtube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabacr Posted August 22, 2021 Share Posted August 22, 2021 GLHF! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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