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Ashton Rowe

Goodbye Deathly Hallows

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Hello losers. I have once again appeared on your forum bots and refreshed feeds. Today is a special day. You see, Deathly Hallows did not want to join the Butlandion cause. Instead, they refused to give me what I asked for. So like any rational human being I decided to take it myself, but how?.... 

 

 

One special man lacking of ignorance knew what he had to do. He surrendered everything to me and joined the Butlandion cause.  His name, Souparmon

 

 

IN HONOR OF PANTHEON HE HAS MADE ME PROUD BY COMPLETELY ERASING THAT AWEFUL WAFFLE COMPANY FROM THE MAGICAL STICK HOLDING ALLIANCE DEATHLY HALLOWS. 

 

Once again this coup is a statement to you sheep. Forfeit everything to me, and you will become reborn into the Butlandion family. 

 

Sing along children:

 

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got the itty bitty Micros in His hands

He's got the itty bitty Micros in His hands

He's got the itty bitty Micros in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got a-nuclear facility in His hands

He's got a-nuclear facility in His hands

He's got a-nuclear facility in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got a-handicapped alliance in His hands

He's got a-handicapped alliance in His hands

He's got a-handicapped alliance in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His hands

He's got all of Orbis in His......

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This post makes no sense, Megs is still heir? If this was a coup can't she just promote herself anytime?

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4 minutes ago, Peeled Turnip(Havgle) said:

This post makes no sense, Megs is still heir? If this was a coup can't she just promote herself anytime?

check the date

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1 minute ago, Nick McScott said:

now now boys, what day is it

Thursday, I think.

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Just now, Dr James Wilson said:

So, how do I get that 3 minutes of my life back?

you don't

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12 minutes ago, Koala said:

you don't

This is a crushing development in an age where I'm not allowed to leave my home.

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8 minutes ago, Dr James Wilson said:

This is a crushing development in an age where I'm not allowed to leave my home.

What you need to do is find someone named Dr Gregory House, and make an alliance with them. Once this is achieved, you'll expand your lifespan.

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Someone take away his posting privelages lol

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Can I get a bounty while you're at it? Link in my profile :)

I prefer the juicy nuclear ones

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1 hour ago, Tarroc said:

What you need to do is find someone named Dr Gregory House, and make an alliance with them. Once this is achieved, you'll expand your lifespan.

Popping a handful of Vicodin is probably not going to help with my lifespan

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1 hour ago, Dr James Wilson said:

Popping a handful of Vicodin is probably not going to help with my lifespan

I mean, from what I recall about the way the show ended..... he was doing something right :P

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4 minutes ago, Tarroc said:

I mean, from what I recall about the way the show ended..... he was doing something right :P

Wilson was dying from terminal cancer and House faked his death.   Are you sure you aren't already poppin them lol

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@Dr James Wilson I prefer to conveniently "forget" Wilson's cancer and like to remember the ending as them going on a road trip. Just two happy bros on a road trip.

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1 minute ago, Tarroc said:

@Dr James Wilson I prefer to conveniently "forget" Wilson's cancer and like to remember the ending as them going on a road trip. Just two happy bros on a road trip.

The first 3 seasons were the best anyway

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