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To clArify, the baseballs that are my sons are the ones that I hit.

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To clArify,
the baseballs that are my sons are the ones that I hit.
I produce them with my bat which is my wife.
A called strike is not my son.
The called strike is never born.
A swinging strike is my son, but I will refuse to acknowledge it.
I am married to my baseball bat


A poem brought to you by w00tles and approved by Alex

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Q: What's a metaphor?

A: I don't know what's a met-a for with you?!?! 😝

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You mean by Mr. Baseball

 

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Mr. Baseball died so you could have more baseball

 

Edited by lightningjim
More Mr Baseball

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wow, you're really not mad! making threads whinging about moderator decisions is exactly the kind of thing people do when they're absolutely not mad!

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please don't misattribute this poem. it's by the late mr baseball, may he rest in peace.

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3 minutes ago, ChloeJessica said:

wow, you're really not mad! making threads whinging about moderator decisions is exactly the kind of thing people do when they're absolutely not mad!

Making the “ur mad lol” argument is exactly the kind of thing people do when they have no argument to begin with.

 

You’d have to be dense to not see how this could be interpreted badly. Alex ruling that questionable content can be used as long as 1) it’s a quote and 2) it’s “metaphorical” is opening a door that shouldn’t be opened.

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2 minutes ago, CandyShi said:

Making the “ur mad lol” argument is exactly the kind of thing people do when they have no argument to begin with.

 

You’d have to be dense to not see how this could be interpreted badly. Alex ruling that questionable content can be used as long as 1) it’s a quote and 2) it’s “metaphorical” is opening a door that shouldn’t be opened.

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it is not a metaphor for anything. it is a tweet by a man named Mr Baseball about being overly attached to the game of baseball. any underlying meaning is something you're reading into it that isn't there.

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2 minutes ago, CandyShi said:

Making the “ur mad lol” argument is exactly the kind of thing people do when they have no argument to begin with.

 

You’d have to be dense to not see how this could be interpreted badly. Alex ruling that questionable content can be used as long as 1) it’s a quote and 2) it’s “metaphorical” is opening a door that shouldn’t be opened.

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funny how so many GOONS jumped onto this thread so soon after it was posted, it's like you dont have any outside life

 

@MaliciousOnion our dear beloved Mr. Baseball posted just an hour ago, if they have died in the past hour, my condolences to them

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4 minutes ago, CandyShi said:

Making the “ur mad lol” argument is exactly the kind of thing people do when they have no argument to begin with.

 

You’d have to be dense to not see how this could be interpreted badly. Alex ruling that questionable content can be used as long as 1) it’s a quote and 2) it’s “metaphorical” is opening a door that shouldn’t be opened.

Making a spectacle of a mod ruling you dont like is definitely something that people who aren't mad do, yessirree.

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Just now, Madokami said:

funny how so many GOONS jumped onto this thread so soon after it was posted, it's like you dont have any outside life

hurf i got you evil gonos!!!

 

farts

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1 minute ago, Madokami said:

funny how so many GOONS jumped onto this thread so soon after it was posted, it's like you dont have any outside life

That could well be the case.

 

What's your excuse? :)

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2 minutes ago, Madokami said:

funny how so many GOONS jumped onto this thread so soon after it was posted, it's like you dont have any outside life

are you literally 12

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1 minute ago, Madokami said:

funny how so many GOONS jumped onto this thread so soon after it was posted, it's like you dont have any outside life

excuse me this is my job. geoge soros may pay well but he expects results, and i take my duties very seriously

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Just now, Madokami said:

@Captain Splendid I posted this half an hour ago, it's not unreasonable to be on a forum for half an hour is it?

not unless you're a GOON, according to you

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Just now, MaliciousOnion said:

excuse me this is my job. geoge soros may pay well but he expects results, and i take my duties very seriously

*ssh* you're not supposed to say this

what about your bonus

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