Popular Post Raoul Duke Posted October 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) I awoke from my latest months-long Ether binge to find our alliance prosperous, content and tending to crops in fecund fields as far as the unaided eye could see. Bauxite yields were up. Babies mewled like kittens, happy and content in their gilded cribs. A new sub-division (Homeowners association - charter- protected!) ringed my Woody Creek hilltop fortress of depravity and a gaggle of matronly old ladies wore hats and tended to carefully manicured beds of begonias……. flabby upper arms glistening in the sun. Outrage One of those ladies looked me right in the eye! After summarily executing the lot of them, I donned my scapula-skull-cloak (it’s quite heavy but manageable) and because I was born in the 1970’s, I called my friend Trojan on the telephone instead of texting him. He was drunk of course and languishing in affluence. “Young Trojan, I propose we destroy our nations via a conflict for no real reason other than an unmitigated desire for bloodshed and self-immolation. What say you?” In this declaration I’m a low level nobleman from 1846 Great Britain. “Alright, let me get rid of my entire military before we declare war on the largest alliance in the game.” “No military! I like the cut of your jib sir!” And so The Horsemen declare war on The Knights Radiant and that is not a typo. Edited October 20, 2018 by Mikalus II 2 7 1 Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 You guys should've done an epic rap video like you did for us. That was fantastic. Enjoy the fight. 1 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 It was all Kauza...I was gonna write a haiku.... He did a great job with it. Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Good luck you crazy bastards. 1 "Though it starts with a fist it must end with your mind." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micchan Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Where is Ric Flair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Scarfalot Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) I knew it! Parmesan does go well with chicken! ...I might have also expected Horsemen to be involved in the war. Good luck fellas ? Edited October 20, 2018 by Sir Scarfalot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward I Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Glad to have you with us! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RagnarBuliwyf Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 To war. o/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raoul Duke Posted October 20, 2018 Author Share Posted October 20, 2018 Good clean fun for all....cept for a lot of my pilots...but those crazy bastards knew what they were signing up for when i drafted them. 1 Registered slot thief Buy the ticket, take the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Is "FOR STEVE!" one of the war cries? :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Best of luck out there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 On 10/20/2018 at 12:47 PM, Micchan said: Where is Ric Flair? Where is Felkey? :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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