Bilal the Great Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted, it's a stolen car and now the police are looking for you.I wish for a box of pizza. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenodolf Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted, but when you open the box no pizza inside I wish rain drops would fall Quote - Anarkhist leader of the Svøbødnäyä Tęrritøriyä Groznyj Grad - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted, but it only rains in places that you aren't at. I wish dogs could talk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted but they only speak Egyptian. I wish my computer would stop over heating. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 Granted but it blows up instead I wish for something to do that is related to drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 29, 2014 Share Posted May 29, 2014 granted but you see jack Daniel and Samuel adams arguing over which brew is better and ask you to taste test and you obey and end up getting too drunk and die of alcohol poisoning because it tasted to good i wish i owned an oil refinery Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Granted, you can't afford to maintain it, or supply the oil nessecary to run it. I wish I would just sneeze already instead of that damn tickling sensation in my nose. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 granted you sneeze to hard you shard your pantsI wish I can have a drink with sheepy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted. Sadly, Lambdadelta calls a hitman on you and you die. I wish I could issue fake APBs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted but you get caught by the US GovernmentI wish for some apple pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted, but it has a lot of apple seeds. Needless to say what happens next. I wish I had a new AA battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleksandr Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted, but you actually needed a AAA battery. I wish my cat would stop running around like an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted it has Rabies I wish for a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted, but it is a black cat aged 13 who went under a ladder. Later you die. I wish it was easier for me to kill people on Watch Dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted but the game freezes and you destroy it out of anger I wish i can bring back Wolfenstein ET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 granted but it becomes super lame i wish that i would be left alone. Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Granted, but you your mom took the car home and you're at walmart with no money. I wish I had an orange mini lop named Ormr Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adama Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted, but instead of orange it's red. I wish I had a time machine. Quote If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a roll. There is one you will follow. One who is the shining star, and he will lead you to beautiful places in the search of his own vanity. And when there is no more vanity to be found, he will leave you in darkness, as a fading memory of his own creation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FS108 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted but it Blows up as you go inI wish i was amish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted, you're the incredibly strict kind and can never leave. I wish I was more confident. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Granted, but you are not loyal to anything now. So everyone war decs you in all games. I wish I had a new remote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, but batteries are not included. I wish I could twerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted June 2, 2014 Author Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, but you dislocate both your hips and throw out your back within the first thirty seconds!!!! I wish I didn't have the mental picture stuck in my mind's-eye of you twerking!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obongo the Paultifex Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, but now you're thinking of your mother twerking. I wish I had titanium hips so I could twerk forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Granted, but you can't stop and you get sent to a mental prison. I wish I didn't have the mental picture stuck in my mind's-eye of you twerking!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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