Corrupt a wish

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but everyone is too lazy to do anything and starve to death. 

 

I wish I became a merchant in Fallout. 

[stormtrooper28]

Granted but you become rich and before you have time to buy any self-defenses you are robbed and killed

I wish I had more than $10 in my wallet.

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but the gov. uses hyperinflation because of a global economic crisis. So now the $10 isn't even worth a chocolate bar. 

 

I wish Obama would not have any power now. 

[rich]

granted but now everyone is to happy but the guy who take office after him is even worse

 

i wish i was a god

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but you get overthrown your second Earth day. 

 

I wish that Die Hard 2, 3, and 4 were on after this one!

[rich]

granted but then die hard begins to suck.

i wish to become the president

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. But you disobey the Constitution and Alex Jones starts a revolution against you. 

 

I wish I had food right now. I'm hungry. 

[rich]

granted but the chef who made the food accidentally put poison instead of Thyme in and you died

i wish i was  in hawaii

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but there is a massive Chinese invasion. 

 

I wish you didn't have a !@#$ing Apple. Dude, they SUCK

[rich]

granted but now i never met the creator of apple, steve jobs 

i wish i could have met janis joplin

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but you never knew why they had fame. 

 

EDIT: I wish that the US MExico border had a great fence. 

[rich]

granted but then some bozo comes by with electric proof fence cutters and sneak into mexico.

 

i wish i had a volts wagon.

[WISD0MTREE]

Who would want to sneak into Mexico? :|

 

Granted, but it is totaled. 

 

I wish I had more ammo. 

[rich]

granted but some illegal from mexico steals it all and doesn't own the proper gun to use it.

 

i wish i was  a personal friend of elton john

[Hereno]

Granted. You're so personal of his friend that he sticks it up your A on the reg.

 

I wish for the ability to turn baking soda into heroin.

[rich]

granted but you overdose and die

 

i wish to destroy the person who had taken me down to 0 score when i was a beginner.

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but you get reset again. 

 

I wish I could have some chocolate right now. 

[rich]

granted but that chocolate is old and you get sick

 

i wish i had all the money in the world (haha)

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but everyone forgets what money is so it is worthless. 

 

I wish you had better internet. 

[rich]

granted but the internet gets replaced by something better

 

i wish that Eos didn't get 50 members

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but then Zeta going down didn't happen until a mass war. 

 

I wish I had a gas mask. 

[rich]

granted but that gas mask was faulty 

 

i wish that i had a  cow named fred

[RedArmy BushMan]

Granted, but he's your dinner.

 

I wish my computer's idle temp was less than 120C

[rich]

granted but your computer explodes whenever you sit down to use it

 

i wish to be the president of the united states

[RedArmy BushMan]

Granted but Canada invades and over throws you.

 

I wish getting a good job was easier.