Corrupt a wish

[WISD0MTREE]

>canada

>invasion

pick one

 

Granted. You are now the New York's finest sewage pipe cleaner! 

 

I wish I was in New York

[rich]

granted but you will be mugged

 

i wish i owned a casino

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. Great FBI investigation and lawsuits. 

 

I wish I was in Die Hard 3

[rich]

granted but you are stuck in the tv it is being watched in

 

i wish i knew a psychiatrist

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. He needs one, too. He kills you. 

 

I wish DH3 wasn't filmed in South Carolina for a few scenes. 

[rich]

granted, instead it DH3 was never created in the first place

 

i wish that there was an anti-politics and war

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. There is also a counter-PaW. Where EVERYONE ELSE IS BLOC!!!! 

 

I wish I had a personal army. 

[rich]

nooooo

 

wish granted but there was an uprise and you were ousted and i replace you Wha-ha-ha-ha

 

i wish i knew who davie jones was ,the guy who put beavertown in the news,when he was alive

[Hereno]

Granted but you are now being forced at gunpoint to have sex with 5 HIV+ Haitian transexual prostitutes all named Bubba who insist on sticking a banana in your bum.

 

I wish for the person who posts next to write me a haiku.

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted, but one thing

I am not Japanese man

I am a Texan

 

I wish I had an Android instead of windows. 

[rich]

granted but you have to give me 50 times the amount of money android is worth.

 

i wish to be a rap god

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. Another FBI investigation. Also DEA. 

 

I wish we could stop moving forums. 

[rich]

lol i give the fbi a job.

 

granted but then what else is the alliance government good for??surely not doing work.

 

i wish to be in Eos alliance government 

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. You are in charge of recording trades in the alliance. Writing down all of them. And reasons why the trade went through. 

 

I wish people would use the grant system. 

[rich]

no

granted but the alliance goes bankrupt and grant system has to be shut down

 

i wish the alliance had 50 members

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. The New Forum Deal stops working.

 

I wish I had better carpet. 

[rich]

celebration

granted but a cut dog pees all over it and it is now stained.

 

i wish that i was "bribed" by other alliances

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. Casey kicks you. 

 

I wish I have trust. 

[Unnamed25]

Granted, but it's useless because you time traveled to the future

I wish i could have more fun in-game

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. Mass war destroys your nation. 

 

I wish I wasn't lazy. 

[rich]

lol after ll we have been through.

granted you are chinese

i wish i was a cop

[Unnamed25]

Granted, but now everyone has your lazyness

I wish that there was a chocolate rain

Edit :/

Granted, but you get shot

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. Chocolate mixed with acid. 

 

I wish I was on Fox News. 

[Unnamed25]

Granted, but you are a terrorist on prison.

I wish to fix my keyboard

[WISD0MTREE]

Granted. When you type, the key breaks again, though. 

 

I wish I could own a hotel.