RedArmy BushMan Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. It's the Bates. I wish I could decide whether I want to refinish my nugget or not. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted, but you no longer have a nugget. I wish I didn't have seasonal allergies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. Now you have allergies EVERY season. I wish Factories on PaW weren't called Factories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted. They are now called Factorys. I wish playing through DA2 for a 4th time wasn't such a pain. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 granted now you die playing through it i wish that school taxes were lower Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Granted but now the school standards are that of an inner city Detroit high school. I wish my cat would love me Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 granted but now it loves you to much and you can't leave the house without it following you. i wish i was an elephant. Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted but no one wants to talk about you when you're in the room. I wish I was a better shot with handguns. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 granted but every gun you touch gets locked up i wish i had Ibm stocks Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted but every IBM facility gets hit with a ICBM and their stocks crash. I wish I had a klondike bar 1 Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 granted but the klondike bar you get is expired and you get sick i wish i worked at coke "a" cola again Quote i'm a writer not a fighter. à¸à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡à¹‡Ê•â€¢Í¡á´¥â€¢Ê” à¸à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰à¹‰ (that is supposed to look like a cute polar bear) "you know what judge they say justice is blind i sure hope it ain't deaf." keeping the faith. Billy Joel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 MY SIDES!!!! DUDE!!! OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD!!!! Granted but every IBM facility gets hit with a ICBM and their stocks crash. Granted. You are their finest janitor. I wish I had a team of guys to be an improv border patrol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. They're all Mexicans with sympathies for illegals who they gladly let through for a nominal fee. I wish I had a few extra hours before bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. They're all Mexicans with sympathies for illegals who they gladly let through for a nominal fee. I wish I had a few extra hours before bed. Granted. Your bed gets blown up by a plane. Hope you like scrap metal. Then they find the paper passport of the plane hijacker even though two titanium black boxes are destroyed. I wish I could be omniscient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted but only in your dreams, and when you're awake you only remember bits and pieces, but never enough to figure out it's more than just dreams. I wish steel cased ammo was less shit. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted. Obama then bans it. I wish Obama liked guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but his puppeteer still doesn't. I wish I could change specific events in my past. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Granted, but some backfire. Very bad. I wish my eyes wouldn't hurt from being on the laptop for 33 hours now. I'm getting off cause of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Granted......but you are now blind and your laptop has to use "text-to-speech" and the only voice you get is one that Steven Hawkins guy uses! I wish I could get someone with a really cool/recognizable voice (like Morgan Freeman or that guy who does the A&E mystery shows and the Ron Burgundy movies) to narrate my life story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Granted. It highlights the bad parts of your life. I wish that this window was clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted, but now you have now window.I wish I want nothing. Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted you spend the rest of your life throwing everything away to achieve nothingness I wish I was 21 Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilal the Great Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Granted but then a war happened so you get conscripted and then died in an accident involving military grade tractor-glider. I wish for a pancake Quote King Bilal the Great Mediocre The Average monarch of Billonesia Wikia page (if you're into roleplay things). We Tvtropes now. (down the rabbit hole!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted. It is vomit flavored. I wish that Prison Architect modders would update their mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Granted, all the updates broke your game, and you lost all your saves, and your sanity. I wish Dexter had of ended at season 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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