Sailor Jerry Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 For those of you who don't know this one....it works like this....I'll start by wishing for something, then the next poster will post an acknoledgement with something sarcastic, then post a wish of their own and so on. An example: 1st post: "I wish I had wings so I could fly like a bird." 2nd post: "Granted....however your wings fall off when you're flying over the grand canyon and you tumble to your doom,"........."I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich" 3rd post: "Granted....however when you get your sandwich, it is on stale bread with rotten ham and moldly cheese.....in fact it is so bad.....there are hundreds of flys swirling around it"......"I wish it wasn't so cold", etc. so to start it off.... "I wish I was the richest person on planet earth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Alex Posted April 21, 2014 Administrators Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but you can't spend any of your money. I wish Politics and War becomes a huge success and eventually reaches over 10,000 players. Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but only after it becomes a facebook cowclicker. I wish to be an upstanding citizen in normal society. Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted......but the 10k players are all multis of the players who are already here......j/k! I wish I could beat Chuck Liddel in bare knuckles brawl! EDIT: Ikol beat me on that one......Granted.....you are an upstanding citizen in a normal society....normally populated by "Jack-Wagons"..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, but the brawl took place in Saudi Arabia and ended in his accidental death, leading to you being stoned. And not in the 4/20 way, either. I wish I didn't have seasonal allergies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. But you are now allergic to most foods. I wish I had a good gas mask. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 21, 2014 Author Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted.....but its only sized for your pet hampster.....Percy! I wish I could be a coach for an actual NFL team! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted. It's the vikings, and every season is an off season. I wish I could freely enter and leave the worlds of video games as the main character. 1 Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted, but it is only though your computer. I wish for x-ray vision of some kind. Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 I'm completely okay with that. Granted but the more you use it the more lilely you'll devlope cancer of the eyes. I wiah I was the owner of bunny island Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted, but these are the bunnies I wish for relevance. 2 Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted but you're kirino. I wish I had the time and patience to write the full history of Bush Land like I planned on doing months ago Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Alex Posted April 23, 2014 Administrators Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted. It's the vikings, and every season is an off season. Hey. I'm a Vikings fan. Granted but you're kirino. I wish I had the time and patience to write the full history of Bush Land like I planned on doing months ago Granted, but you now have to live forever. I wish that the Vikings have a good season this year. Quote Is there a bug? Report It | Not understanding game mechanics? Ask About It | Got a good idea? Suggest ItForums Rules | Game Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but it is still the Vikings. I wish for some of my sanity back. Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Hey. I'm a Vikings fan. I was too when I was a kid. Wore Viking sweatshirt and sweat pants every time they played. (And Cowboys when they played). Then I moved to Alaska and became a hockey fan. Granted, but it is still the Vikings. I wish for some of my sanity back. Granted but now everyone else has your insanity. 1 Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicole1 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I wish the person above me had made a wish >:T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I wish the person above me had made a wish >:T Granted They didn't. #YOLO I wish I had over 9000 nyan cat stickers, all stuck to a batmobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicole1 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but the batmobile only goes .01 km an hour at the highest speed. I wish for a happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but this will be the last one before you die. I wish I could wish something without being corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchy Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but this will be the last one before you die. I wish I could wish something without being corrupted. Granted, that would defeat the whole purpose of the thread if you did I wish I had the ability to persuade anyone to do anything I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikol Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but as CG teaches pure unearned adoration isolates and makes normal interaction boring! I wish for some nice ice cold cider. Quote Ikol, Proud member of Terminus Est. Moderator of http://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticsandWar/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 23, 2014 Author Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted.....but it is so cold that your lips and tongue freeze to it which in turn is frozen to the glass it's served in.....so now you have to go around holding the glass thats stuck to your face for fear of it ripping off your lips and tougne if it just dangles freely.....ha, ha! /me points and laughs!!!!!! I wish I didn't have to get an extension to file my taxes.....in order to find more loopholes in order not to pay the amount I owe!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but the tax papers never get to where they are supposed to go. You know the rest. I wish Time Warner Cable, EA and Comcast were tied for worst company in America this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy BushMan Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted, but the tax papers never get to where they are supposed to go. You know the rest. I wish Time Warner Cable, EA and Comcast were tied for worst company in America this year. Granted. But you have to use them regardless. I wish life went how I wanted it. Quote Glory to the divine bush for he protects. When evil flies over head in his bombers, he will not see targets, only bushes. When his army of darkness comes to harm you, they shall get lost in the endless bush. The bush loves you, as you love the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted April 24, 2014 Author Share Posted April 24, 2014 Granted.......but drinking countless energy drinks while watching endless internet porn is not really a life though! I wish the St. Louis Blues will win the NHL championship this year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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