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From the Canadian Social Studies Textbook, Grade 8, International Relations Unit:

 

KHEVIN is a nation located in Ukraine and Belarus with policies agreeable and similar to those of Canada's. The life expectancy in Khevin is extremely high and the citizens enjoy a good quality of life. Capital punishment is allowed and the Government is a democracy headed by Habibullah Sewick after the previous leader Vladimir Zhogin was associated.

 

Languages in Khevin include Khevinist, and religions include Zhoginism and Advanced Islam.

 

Canada has close relations with Khevin and the two countries cooperate and see eye to eye on many issues.

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They are a very happy nation that is extremely supportive of Khevin. They are the best ally of Khevin.They do mix up Ukrainian and Polish territory in Khevin and Islam and Zhoginism. They speak French. Vladimir Zhogin is a great friend of Prime Minister Eric after Vlad was killed.

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"She Kaqirase ov Khevin is a nation led by Kaqir Habibullah Sewick on the continent of Europe. She Kaqirase ov Khevin's government is a dictatorship led by the cruel and wicked president for life Sewick. Economically, She Kaqirase ov Khevin favors left wing policies because they are !@#$ing communists. The official currency of She Kaqirase ov Khevin is the Ruble, like many other communists. At 388 days old, She Kaqirase ov Khevin is an ancient nation, but it isn't as old as our glorious Old West. She Kaqirase ov Khevin has a population of 1,359,267 and a land area of 12,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 113.27. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent because they have no industry and are a third world country. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100% or else they are shot."

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Nation status system taught in The Caliphate States

Khevin good

Sewick good

Religion The only permissible one

Jizya Status Jizya free for Muslims

Caliph of The Caliphate of Arabia. Caliph of the Islamic State of Arabia. Principle of The Principality of Chechnya. Grand Emir of The Emirate of The Caucus. Emperor of the Empire of Persia. Sultan of The Sultanates of Turkey and The Crimea. Czar of the Tsardom of The Balkans. Archon of The Archonate of Greece. Supreme Consul of The Consulate of Italy. Shah of The Shahdom Of Khorason

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From the Canadian Social Studies Textbook, International Relations, Grade 8 (G8 IR only teaches kids about nations with relations and links to Canada)

 

Arabia is a nation located in the Middle East, part of the controversial alliance Arrgh.

 

The nation is predominantly Muslim and has decent budding relations with Canada.

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Canada is not much covered in our schools, other than our wars with them.

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Fox Fire is covered under the evil nations degree

Also extensively covered are the masaccre of pirates.

Arabian planes killed over 100,000 in air raids in the foxburo harbour attacks.

Celebrated as the day they lost their ships

Caliph of The Caliphate of Arabia. Caliph of the Islamic State of Arabia. Principle of The Principality of Chechnya. Grand Emir of The Emirate of The Caucus. Emperor of the Empire of Persia. Sultan of The Sultanates of Turkey and The Crimea. Czar of the Tsardom of The Balkans. Archon of The Archonate of Greece. Supreme Consul of The Consulate of Italy. Shah of The Shahdom Of Khorason

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The old west is an evil nation full of evil people called capitalists these people eat children

Caliph of The Caliphate of Arabia. Caliph of the Islamic State of Arabia. Principle of The Principality of Chechnya. Grand Emir of The Emirate of The Caucus. Emperor of the Empire of Persia. Sultan of The Sultanates of Turkey and The Crimea. Czar of the Tsardom of The Balkans. Archon of The Archonate of Greece. Supreme Consul of The Consulate of Italy. Shah of The Shahdom Of Khorason

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IMPRIALIST! We must be killing and nuking them, under the very good judgement of the dear leader Greatkittteh and the free world. Juche is the best policy and nuke them to not be executed to liberate the masses.

 

The people use children for shooting practice and eat birds from trees, exepct one tree on which the birds will be eaten on tuesday. I gave them some snow coffee and cake.

 

A practical mention of them in school choirs

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bcBEW7D7wFM

 

And yes, I speak korean and the lyrics are a bit off. The captions go too fast as well.

:sheepy:  :sheepy:  :sheepy:  :sheepy:               :sheepy:              :sheepy: :sheepy: :sheepy: :sheepy:


Greatkitteh was here.-

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Okay let me open up my the 1524 pages of World History Book. Let's see... Aha, there it is.

 

The New Union of States - Known as NUS in short term. They are well known for leading the socialist revolution, utterly crushing the captialism forces and liberated millions of people who were enslaved in the captialism system. It is one of the many socialist countries all over the world.

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Manifest destiny enforced genocide on the natives who lived on the territories being occupied. Eventually, with the combination of forced relocation, disease, abuse and malnutrition led to the demise of the native populations. The entire time this was happening, President Grant smiled while making empty, unfulfilled promises he never planned on keeping. However Grants forced relocation was the only promise he kept..

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