John Henry Holliday

Regrettably, your eloquence falls upon deaf ears. Your exposition is frankly too long for the average attention span; few people will have finished this sentence simply because it has a semi-colon in it. Your proposition, though conceived in a moment of wisdom with the prospect of peaceful resolution in mind, is unfortunately plagued by idealism sorely non-existent in reality. You admit to problems, you admit to leaders adamant in their own ill-conceived opinions, and you beg for peace. ​You propose the unobtainable, uptopian dream that all people scream for in the never-ending darkness of the vast universe. Eloquence fails as the pen may be mightier than the sword, but actions speak louder than words. The marble we are on will tumble through the cosmos, and your words echo meaningless through the infinite expanse... tl;dr: Nothing matters. P.S. What is this thread about again?

I literally bought the CIA a day before this update; now I have to get rid of it for my uranium thing.

yon

Probably not, but beggars can't be choosers.

3/10 Everyone is afraid there, was the leader executed or something?

You need MORE for my 100% alcoholic populace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmSU_wezXZ4 It's a good album that that the creator posted onto YouTube

French? No, but you're close.

7/10 Needs more booze.

Kitteh

Polish. ​Why does everyone think the official language of Old West is English? IT'S NOT. *waves his hands at the ruler title*

Saxony (Great Saxony Empire) is a country in our alliance, but it isn't as strong as Old West. Respectable, but distant.

Helllllllllllllllll no.

Not liberal enough.

Rum-rat.

https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&tbm=isch&q=yuktobanian+air+force&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi3vpeDw7DKAhVIOSYKHQzkDlQQBQgaKAA&dpr=1&biw=1920&bih=934 ​Every image here.

Green >:|

Arabic.

There is a single sentence that mentions a naition "Noitan," but it's actually a typo of the former nation of "Nation."

Frozen communist.

"She Kaqirase ov Khevin is a nation led by Kaqir Habibullah Sewick on the continent of Europe. She Kaqirase ov Khevin's government is a dictatorship led by the cruel and wicked president for life Sewick. Economically, She Kaqirase ov Khevin favors left wing policies because they are !@#$ing communists. The official currency of She Kaqirase ov Khevin is the Ruble, like many other communists. At 388 days old, She Kaqirase ov Khevin is an ancient nation, but it isn't as old as our glorious Old West. She Kaqirase ov Khevin has a population of 1,359,267 and a land area of 12,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 113.27. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent because they have no industry and are a third world country. The citizens' faith in the government is at an all-time high with an approval rating of 100% or else they are shot."

Socialist-Democratic-Republican-Communist-Fascist! !!!!

Simpleton?