This one made my day. The idea that in the moment of the big bang, before atoms have even formed, let alone the stars necessary for fusing hydrogen all the way into carbon, there was smoke. Like the carbonaceous airborne residues that you get from a fire, because obviously that's how all explosions work. Amazing, 10/10 troll logic, beautiful.
Also pretty good, "atomic clay" is great, go look for clay on a periodic table, let me know if you find it. Clay lacks carbon, nitrogen, and phosphorus, without which you can't form DNA. 7.5/10.