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Just when we were having so much fun with Rose, they brought more friends!

Nonsense, with their timely and insightful intelligence gathering, SK has been IQ's greatest asset in this war. Who else can so reliably serve up your enemy's war plans on a silver platter?

Really, don't we all wonder that at times? Also, we have GPA, stats posturing, and secret treaties all in one place. This thread delivers.

abbas tolerates far more of my shit than he has a right to and Rose let me crack 50 nukes launched. Also this war has been good to my like count and (say it with me), pixels are temporary, e-peen is forever.

- NPO Humor Production Facility 217, Orbis District, 2018 (colorized)

I... I think I may have just peaked folks. Nowhere to go from here...

Leo, you really need to control your bloc-mates. Fixing the stats to make themselves look good is a pretty heinous offense. Think of all the poor people who totally didn't buy tons of steel on the market no sir whose wars are totally ruined because NPO cooked the books!

If only you ingrates bought more credits, then this wouldn't have happened. - This comment brought to you by Red Road Entertainment LLC

@Buorhann Hi I am from Mensa HQ Can I have resources please?

After a long, multi-episode battle, Roquentin - The Protector of NPO - has met an foe he cannot best. These fearsome nations strike from high score with terrifying ferocity, leaving death and destruction in their path. To even stand a chance of besting them, Roquentin must unlock a power within him and accomplish a feat never before performed; go Super Nation 3 and tier himself to a whole new city count! Can he do this, or is he doomed to fail? Watch as he strides onto the battlefield... With this new power, can any now stand in the path of Roquentin? (I've probably butchered these references, but frick it I had fun)

4 nations? Wow, NPO's upper tier is looking great! Nice work growing guys.

You're still here, so I'm afraid that the answer is a firm no.

Rebooting an old classic for this war.

Back by popular request.

Feeling hungry mate? Never fear, I have the perfect snack for ya!

Shitty quality is shitty. I'm not sorry. This one is dedicated to all my boys in Weebs Templar.

STOP! Attention citizens, this thread is now the property of The Inquisition. Going forward, all memes must be properly vetted by the People's Commissariat for Socialist Memes to ensure they are up to the high standards demanded of our profession. A proper example will now be posted. Thank you for attention citizens, and have a productive day. Praise Roquentin!

In a darkened bunker somewhere deep beneath the Earth, Roquentin sits deep in thought. A whole world of nations without food, now they are all like NPO! Perhaps now they will understand the eternal struggle for dynamism. Perhaps. He smiles, for there is work left to be done....

I think the only thing worse that actually having to fight in this silly war is having to go through and look at all the wars and alliances to make that map, I salute ya there! Excellent work nevertheless, very stylish.

@everyone in the thread whining about stats

Thank you, I've been saying that this whole time about those stubborn IQ bastards, but you've really hit the nail on the head here! Oh.... wait.....

Yeah... and? Everybody else in Orbis has rolled me at this point, so why shouldn't Roq get a turn? I'm told that rolling me is very fun. @Roquentin you know where to find me fam. Let's get this done!