Malal

Well, it’s been quite a game, eh folks? This is one for the ages, going back and forth all nine innings. Home runs, strikeouts, fights, even some fan interference, but now it’s closing time and things are all wrapped up. While the home team cleans up the rest of the garbage littering the stadium, The Fighting Pacifists team departs, defeated but treated to a resounding round of ‘Sweet Caroline’ as they go. An honest game was played, and we wish them many a fine exhibition game going forward! IQ/Paperless and The Fighting Pacifists agree to the following terms: 1. The Fighting Pacifists will change their in-game alliance acronym to "Grumpy" and must use "Grumpy" in any and all situations an acronym or shorthand of "The Fighting Pacifists" would be used. This term will begin immediately, and will last for as long as the duration of Knightfall, with the countdown beginning when Knightfall ends. 2. Grumpy will fly the Mensa HQ flag. This term will begin immediately, and will last for as long as the duration of Knightfall, with the countdown beginning when Knightfall ends. 3. War-dodgers are considered: nations that used (or renewed) Vacation Mode during the war, nations that entered Vacation Mode a few hours before the initial blitz of the war and were seen to be active at some point during the war. Either (A) Grumpy will allow members of IQ/Paperless to attack war-dodgers (no counters will be launched by Grumpy) once they get out of Vacation Mode. Attacks will continue till the infrastructure at all cities of a war-dodger is decreased to the level of 1k infra per city. The members of IQ/Paperless are not to unnecessarily “torment” any war-dodgers; “torment” is defined as the purposeful prolonging of any attacks on war-dodgers to a greater extent than necessary, or continuing such wars once said nations infrastructure have decreased beneath the designated level. Or (B) war-dodgers of Grumpy will have to sell the infrastructure in all of their cities down to 1k infra level. Once a nation submits to this term and fulfills it, its alliance has to inform and wait for confirmation from IQ/Paperless before they are able to rebuild their infrastructure. Confirmation has to take place within 24 hours. Should any war-dodgers renew their Vacation Mode after this Article get accepted, Grumpy must kick these nations from their alliance. Should any war-dodgers get kicked or change alliances on their own, before Terms A or B are fulfilled, they will be attacked by members of IQ/Paperless, till their infrastructure depletes to the level of 1k infra per city. Term B of this Article will still apply. War-dodgers or their alliances cannot bribe their way out of Terms A or B of this Article. The nations affected by this term are the following: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=37327 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=56828 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=92398 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=95652 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=102843 https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=124281 With this no new wars will be declared but existing ones will finish however the combatants wish. Signed: TC: Acadia United Purple Nations IQ: New Pacific Order Black Knights Paperless: Terminus Est Seven Kingdoms Arrgh Oblivion Grumpy: The Fighting Pacifists

You are literally saltier than Alpha ever was and that's absolutely hilarious to everyone. The proof is in this treaty :^)

You literally banned me from your server because of this treaty yet you claim IQ is the one acting like losers?

Is always known to be prefontaine?

Not to worry, as we speak the pidgeon and I are working tirelessly to set up the destruction of IQ and restore the true hegemony to greatness. The Covenant will rise again!

My name is clearly malal

Who's underlogic?

You're welcome

The real tragedy of this war is NPO nations using EMC funds to buy their own cities and ruining Roq's tiering scheme

How about y'all get your 2nd grade level drama the hell outta my thread. My threads have a 3rd grade level drama minimum. This shit isn't even popcorn worthy, just sad like TFP.

All nations who were members of TFP when we attacked are fair game for our coalition until a peace with TFP is reached. Us informing you that a nation in your alliance is a TFP war dodger is simply a courtesy. Any and all nations who attempt to help protect a TFP war dodger will be countered by the coalition at large. Thank you for your time, have a wonderful new year.

This is a war; no one is policing actions taken by alliances off the field so long as they don't interfere with our war effort. By Keegoz's logic, we shouldn't counter alliances that attack us because then we're "policing their actions" or whatever. Honestly, TFP should be thanking us since their members have to stay and help fight rather than flee and hide in some random alliance. You're welcome quinchwe

My video from the beginning of the war has 24 FPS for 236 seconds for a total of 5664 "pictures." Assuming a liberal guess of 3 mistrades per day for the entire game, that equals 1888 days or 5.1726 years of returned mistrades. So, I'm giving permission to everyone to use a frame from CSI:UPN for the TKR art tax for the foreseeable future. Please post what frame you used in the other video thread of course and together we shall make the TKR trade bot obsolete.

Nah more like this tbh

>2019 - 2 days >still writing war decs lmfao stay noob :^)

>2019 - 2 days >still writing war decs lmfao stay noob :^)

Didn't parti already announce he was leaving last month when he left?

The longer the war goes on, the worse it is for EMC as our coalition can still economically grow while EMC is stuck losing potential money and resourses. EMC is only destroying themselves by keeping the war ongoing and divesting themselves of the revenue needed to be competitive in the future. It's a shame that EMC are seemingly incapable of understanding basic economic theory.

It was a bad idea 2 years ago, it's an even worse idea now.

Could you imagine how hilarious this would be if it was real?

So this is a protectorate that also functions as a ODAP but can also just be an ODP whenever? k then