Quichwe10

Hmmm... Helping out other nations in need... Sure. Sign me up. I'll send one million when I can. Aka when the war finishes and I'm not gushing infra everywhere like a smashed fire hydrant.

Quick! Someone call Prefontaine! Actually thinking of making it our war flag though. Just gotta find the money for credits...

Well, for an alliance that is so insignificant that we don't rate as a real one, IQ sure is expending a lot of effort at attacking us... Also, you guys in Lordaeron also haven't rolled us enough that I could have made dumplings or flatbread out of us yet, so there's another failing.

Yeah, the Pho is really good. Still, when I get the urge for a giant sub sandwich, I'm better off heading off to Cubs and buying some 1$ loaves of French bread and chopping it in thirds at home and using whatever I have in the fridge or cabinet.

Damn. I don't have anything good where I am. Only Subways, Jimmy Johns, and Vietnamese shops. Also, Little Caesar's does have the advantage of being really filling, although the place near my house is basically getting to the point of cheese on pizza dough.

...... Eilio, wtf did you do when I wasn't watching you?

It says "Olorin did nothing wrong". I'm afraid, Kastor, along with being delusional, I'm afraid you may be colorblind. My deepest condolences. Also, Baconpiggy, now that I've thought about it, our new status of mental deficiency is very welcome if we will do billions of damage to our allies. We shall immediately switch sides in the war.

I believe we already covered this oxymoron when Lordaeron declared the Oxymoron war. I'll link you to Sea's post on this. https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/18095-death-to-oxymorons/?p=302356

We're acoustic? Sir, we are very flattered at your complement of our musical/orchestral skills, but I believe you should first try to see if something is true before you attempt to complement someone on it. Also, I don't know about you, but TFP doesn't quite have that awesome smokey flavor yet, so I'd suggest you try again. Also, Malal, while we are unable to deliver the entirety of the TFP bank to Zuler, we are perfectly fine with sending all of the money in the alliance bank to him. Expect a delivery of all 0 Dollars and 0 Cents shortly. Edit: Thorin has kindly donated 1 cent to the alliance bank. We will send it over shortly.

Just gotta mention, that seems oddly like the sort of guy that drops the word "cuck" in the middle of an debate with someone and then logs into 4chan or reddit laughing about how they caused "LIBRUL TEARS" while the guy he just walked out on is going like "wtf is he laughing about?"

I really need to find time to watch Gurren Lagann.... But.... Wooooooo! TFP was included! I feel so happy.

Wait, so if TFP announces that they're now followers of Dio, Mensa will help us? Dang, we should've asked sooner. Mensa hit us bout a year ago and force converted us by sword.

Dang. That's old. My nation's only 777 days old now.

Welp. Maybe this'll be a long relationship between protector and protectorate. Maybe getting rolled by your own protector will become a thing of the past. Also Kastor, thank you for arriving at my door. You presence to the party is highly appreciated. TFP has packed fireworks and ammo for the gun show, though undoubtedly less that Lordaeron. We hope you enjoy your stay, the light show, and the cake. Please come again.

Eh... TFP, ever since bank looting became a thing, actually stopped using the alliance bank for a lot of things, though that might change in the future. Instead,we'd evac our resources over to another TFP member who was beiged or not being attacked, which mostly meant Blu. Unfortunately, with the addition of the current war system and the rising prevalence of ships, that tactic isn't as effective as it once was, since people are immediately getting blockaded and as such, we can't get resources out.

TFP hereby declares a competition with Pantheon to see who can have the largest percentage loss of score. We're only 1% behind you guys!

Hey, cake is delicious. I'd defend an ally for 40 cakes. I'd just hope I prepared an extra freezer or something to store it.

This is really quite true, as I'm finding out the hard way with TFP. The fact that we have people all over the world in different time zones doesn't quite help either. I think I'm going to need to figure who's going to be on at what time in order for me to organize us better next time. My current "Hold my beer moment" is basically testament to this.

I wish we knew that earlier around December-January... actually, maybe earlier, can't quite remember. We were allies against the threat of raiders alongside the Night's Watch! We had something there! And the it came crashing down when Lordaeron ended it and attacked both of us, the Night's Watch and TFP. It was very sad times for us.

I probably don't know what I'm talking about, but it really seems like someone pissed off Murphy right before the war started.

It's fine Thalmor. I read my previous post, and I can definitely see how you'd get that image. Make it a little more defensive, little higher pitched, and boom, sounds a lot more like I'm whining. Also, drawing some funny looks from my family after I saw Nickfury's reply to Lordaeron's offer to merge.

I didn't actually mean it to be pissy sounding or a complaint. I'd actually like to know what we need to do in order to become more effective in this war. Also... we're considered mid to upper tier? That's actually news to me, considering we have 30 members and three of them are below 200 points. I guess our superior might in the range of 500-400 score will make us relevant. Also, building a better offensive military doctrine beyond knowing that there's someone who's fighting us and we need to fight them would also be quite nice to do.

I wonder what it's going to be like not having an Arrgh attack in a few days or so.

So, what should TFP do in order to do better in the war? You do remember TFP is basically a micro alliance. I actually think they've done decently. I thought it was going to be all over when Lordaeron knocked on the door with some high explosives and lead and that TFP would resemble a dust blown wasteland after the first two-three days.

Rambling disclaimer: As the state of my more intellectual and analytical mental faculties may currently range between functionally impaired and hallucinating entire posts and maybe even this reply and my current part of me that tries to keep me from offending anyone died of overwork due to lack of sleep, stress, and a general bad mood because of ffing presidential elections, I'm sorry for any English majors or writers who read this and would like to say that I apologize in advance for anything that may possibly offend you, tick you off, make no sense whatsoever, sound slightly demented/psychotic/ other mental things, offend thou grammar and speling sensibilities, insult you in a different language (if you do find one, it is entirely by accident), make you scream at the screen because of run-on sentences, draw strange looks from family and friends, make you stay up past midnight to type a reply, make you get bored of this and stop reading, get fed up with my blathering, make you ask when this list will end, etc. Welp. That escalated. Well, as the new Assistant Facilitator of TFP, and also tired as hell because someone used up the coffee tin and it's past midnight, we're working on the peace deal thing. And, with the first round of war deal, I will say that I was one of the people who voted for war, since a seriously high fever waits for no one and no thing (games, homework, actual work, and studying be damned), SATs were that weekend and the mention of "I'm sure we all had fun" in the peace deal compounded with the BS I had to deal with that week pushed a very big berserk button. Second round was much better in terms of 'fun'. In defense of Cromwell though, his IRL problems have been going on for a little longer than the war. If I recall, he almost left the game once or twice because of same problem over the last few years. Any way, with the peace deal, I just put out it out on the discussion pages and we'll see what people think about it. Personally, I'm fine with it, though others might think differently. I personally think it's pretty damn funny, and a really neccessary laugh that I need before my blood pressure starts getting any higher and my heart explodes. That should be all for my first actual post on the forums, so quichwe10, signing off. Now, time to go and find that squeeze ball and try to take out my frustration from that guy who kept throwing garbage at me on the bus.