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Yeee boi

>Doesn’t even DM me leaks It’s like you don’t want to be invited...

SNN has always been independent and indecent, owned by Shifty and powered by grudges and chaos. Today I’d like to formally announce that SNN will be remain the same, but now on the Thalmoria Server. Unifying a similar and dank audience that hungers, for the embitterment and cacophony of sorrowful cries of those who are leaked, SNN now has a greater reach. Forum posts , leaks and screenies, rumor mills, VC only mentions, and even drama that is too nuts for the mods will continue to be our staple. If you’d like to join the team, DM me. If you have news, rumors, or anything that you want posted and censored, so you are devoid of any blame, please send them over. SNN relies on the grudges, spite, desire to see others falter, and general mayhem caused by plans being exposed or drawn to an immediate halt. This is Shifty, bringing you a greater unified news to the people.

Sports to add: Fighting Championship-Add a flash tier mini game where you button mash another person Tennis-Literally ping-pong flash game against another nation Soccer-Just Penalty Kicks tho Pain Olympics-Self Explanatory

Here in my jungle, just bought this uhh, new tree here. It's fun to swing around here in the jungle. But do you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things? Knowledge!...In fact, I am a lot more proud of these seven new sticks and stones that I had to sharpen, the whole 2000 new bugs and fruits that I've got. It's like...the billionaire Warren Buffet says: "The more you learn, the more you earn.". Now, maybe you've seen my Ted Ex talk where I talk about how I collect one shiny rock a day- you know I collect rock a day not to show off, once again, it's about the knowledge. The real reason I keep this tree here is that it's a reminder. A reminder that dreams are still possible. Because it wasn't that long ago that I was in a little jungle across the country, sleepin'...on a bush, on an ant hill, with only 1 small berry to my name. I didn't have a monke pack. I had no opportunities to mate. But you know what? Something happened that changed my life. I bumped into a mentor. And another mentor. And a few more mentors later I found FIVE mentors. And they showed me what THEY did- to become alpha monke. Again, it's not just about the berries or sticks, it's about the good life: health, beetle larvae, love and happiness. So I recorded a little video, it's actually on my website you can click here, on this video and it will take you to my website where I share THREE things that they taught me. THREE things that you can implement today, no matter where you are. Now, this isn't a "get evolved quick" scheme. You know, like they say. If it sounds too good to be true, they are too good to be true. I'm not promising you that TOMORROW you will be able to go out and claim a tree with your scent, but what I am telling you is that it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps! So, I recorded a little 2 minute video on my website, uhh, like I said it's not the most professional, I just shot it here with my the NatGeo WILD! team, but it's real. Nobody can argue that this isn't mine. True story. And I'mma give you...the three most important things you can do today. So click the link, go there. It's completely free to watch. It's just a couple minutes. Invest it in yourself. Always be curious. Don't be a cynic. Okay? People see videos like this and they say "uhh that's not for me, that's for somebody else". DON'T LISTEN! Don't listen! Be an optimist! Like Caesar from Planet of the Apes, the chimp who started a new terrestrial era, he said...that when he was 15 year old, he read a book by Helen Keller. And that book changed his life and his hands (it was a cheese grater). Books can change your life and in that book, Helen Keller said: "asg,dskhgd". So, if you're a pessimist, if you're a cynic, you don't have to click here.

I reject my humanity @Buck Turgidson

>when Morningstar realizes TEst is dead too and they can't defend against a curbstomp

>mfw I see this consolidation "It's treason then"

Ayy lmao

>mfw I see subpar alliances tryna square up

Tbqh, beige being brought back can be seen as what I imagine some folks in good faith saying they're gonna start a GW at the end of the NAP >complain about end of NAP but no beige >will lower muh activity if no war >Alex, pls.... >bring back beige, make the masses feel safe about a war >start some sort of cheap joust GW because no wants a grudge war like last time >milquetoast war 2020 Also >tfw you don't buy warchests because you either only burn gas and munitions in a steamroll or you just nuke/missile battery if you're losing >tfw most people too chicken to raid for stats, guts, and glory during GWs

No Keep the noobs down. I for one enjoy being an upper tier god. Plebs 🅱️egone Though now pointless, projects and cities should have a separate timer. >tfw you got all you need and all the new projects.

I prefer the classics

Trying to bait Swamp to react, eh? militarizing for Agon was just a sham/front to stay built up.

Reminder that while Shifty is somewhat missing in action, SNN is alwayys around. You got info, I got leaks. til the NAP is over, we're here to turn a friendly joust into a heated skirmish and finally, a grudge match. Caution: Leaky faucets may cause flooding.

You're about 4-1 years too late on the meme chief. The new thing is to just be apologetically toxic and just bash everyone. Identity politics are so last decade.

Ayy lmao

Mine is stuff that goes through my mind. Conspiracies, Halo, Memes, and Highlander.

What is this? A crossover episode?

Can you make Grayy an official team color now? Grayy lmao @Alex also this is too early. We needed this in 60 days (end of NAP + 1 week) so we can see the game collapse and get a 1-4 day rollback. Every GW has a game break. Brace yourselves, this is only the beginning. @Prefontaine give whales a Beige project. ”Fetal Position Initiative: Pls no bully”

Pls add something so you can turn Antarctica into a place immune to seasons and the -50% seasonal cut. Like an EcoDome or Underground Bio-Dome. Some of us want to return to the homeland to farm.

This could be us, but Apeman won't join BK and bring back OO