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In L.A. County Jail, Word is YOu Can Trade 200 Cigarettes for _________________.

prophet

You know BK propaganda and culture is gone when they miss their own 5 year anniversary while winning a war. 

i thought i was going to have a meltdown this week over finals but it was instead over not having enough money for starbucks

life is good

God has returned, it's ok folks.

I'm here for you, unlike your dad. Though tbqh, I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence.

yall finna make my depression come back

When you need "friends and family" to create accounts just to upvote your posts to boost your fragile ego ?

If anyone is in need of dog walking services, I have Wag! promo codes for you to get $25 off. Hit me up. 

yo can we actually take a moment to realize how impressive it is that pretty much this whole game is managed by one guy

I'm GoNna keep it real here chief, I still dOn't understand the Major politics or namEs of this game, neither the in-jokes. All I know is that MinesomeMC got hateD for a while and Shifty's a big memelord.

If you drank two 5 hour energy drinks would you have 10 hour energy or double the energy for 5 hours?

dude imagine if we could teleport copies of our chromosomes into other people so that they could finally be as retarded as us

Imagine eating a 4 dimensional cheeseburger while skateboarding down a rainbow until you throw up macaroni made out of your soul. 

Imagine eating a 4 dimensional cheeseburger while skateboarding down a rainbow until you throw up macaroni made out of your soul. 

When will Sheepy create a "God of Upvotes" pip?  I say it should have a Hippo.  Or a Baboon with a chef hat since @Kurdanak likes to use that gif.

Shifty

From man to meme to martyr to legend

Thx Element85

Kastor's Krazy Klub 

"Alexa, play with my penis!"

*beep boop*

"Sorry, could not locate"

My laptop is struggling to show gifs actually, so whenever I see one it's a huge glitchy, colorful mess. 

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Discord Mods are TRASH, they live in the same dump world as wiki mods.

>tfw its your oldest sisters wedding

>you and your other sister wanna stay single 4ever

>only three things come to your mind: free food, free alcohol, free horny bridesmaids

What is the best candy?

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